Wednesday, May 31, 2006

recent police brutality

i wish i could say more on this but unfortunately i wasnt there to witness the recent police brutality on the peaceful demonstrators in klcc last sunday.

lets not talk about the photos, as that already has been over publicised.

lets look at it from a logical point of view

during the last fuel demo in klcc when i was there, i noticed, the police unit actually had a video camera recording the whole or part of the event or maybe whatever shots it wanted. furthermore, the rally being held in klcc, i would presume the klcc had some kind of video survelience around that recorded such incidence. can anyone request that klcc video recording and the police video recording ? of course this being malaysian and we all being very ignorant of our rights would not know how to get our hands onto those stuff. but if you are someone that is wanting to take legal actions against the authorities, then by all means such information would be very useful, right ?

lets look at logical sense.

you went to klcc to protest. when the police instructed you to leave you refuse. the police used their water cannon, you still stood your ground. the police came after you, you lift up your hands to show the police that you are unarmed, when they are right smack in your face, they whack-kau you with their batons, you fell down, they kicked your stomach.

the chief police said this when asked by malaysiakini.
"If you stay on, and go against the instruction, the police have got a job to do, (and) they were merely doing their job. I defend the action of my officers and men."
"It is most unfortunate that the police have to resort to use minimum force - that was minimum force - it was never their intention to cause harm. Never."

so what the chief is saying, is that if you obstruct the police even if you are unarmed and motionless the police will use minimum force on you. does that sound logical to you ? fucked no ! but our police force seems to think so. and if the gamen dont open their fat mouth soon, they are going to be bashed as well not only by ducky but more influential ppl i hope.

tag : life simple pleasure

ter woke up at 3.30am this morning, air cond too cold, forget to set the economic timer so it dont get that cold towards the morning. since i terbangun, i was hungry since i sleep rather early last night, 10.30pm !, so eat maggi mee loh. while eating maggie mee, thought i write this loh, since there are more inspiration di tengah-tengah malam buta. at the same time i thought i go visit angel, maybe can get platinum again, somemore now 4.00 am, sure kena wan, but wtf, 16 sing to angel oledi, somemore she post at 12.30am ! her fan-cy all also like her wan, am kong chiao !

ok lah better write this, i need to go sleep again.

1. falling asleep by the window under a heavy down pour
2. sleeping in the car during a heavy down pour
3. having sex during a heavy down pour
4. masturbating taking a shower during a heavy down pour
5. reading a book during a heavy down pour
6. eating steamboat during a heavy down pour
7. playing football during a heavy down pour (many many years ago)
8. go fishing during a heavy down pour (many many years ago)
9. go swimming during a heavy down pour (many many years ago)
10. kicking serious ass while playing gta: san andreas, mercenaries & god of wars during a heavy down pour.

there done, as you can see i like doing things during a heavy down pour.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

tuesday ramblings

last night i watch the 8pm news on tv3, just to see if there was any coverage of the klcc fuel protest, fat chance of course, but more importantly on the my team vs malaysia. the malaysian coach cited lack of time for preparation for the national side, khairy spoke more in line of future of football, shebby was disappointed of course and said his keeper was sedang tidur. FAm secretary said something like the senior national team had better things to do. my team keeper azmi, said he gave his 100% & my team skipper was rather pissed abt something, couldnt hear what he was saying.

ducky think the u-20 malaysian coach was fulll of crap, khairy didnt speak his mind, shebby was disgusted with the performance, the FAm dude have no idea what he was saying, keeper azmi should had apologise for the lost and skipper said whatever he said.

remember i had this education & money article, in which i quote "can anyone tell me which school hishamuddin's children are attenting ?" maybe hishamuddin read my post, cause there was an article on the sunday paper and he said that all his 4 children went to the kebangsaan school. so i was wrong there.

this was also in the news, pak lah during NAM session,

....he said the media must present different sides to a story, dismiss half-truths and unfounded allegations, and foster critical thinking so that people would be more informed on issues that affect their daily lives.

i wonder where the klcc fuel protest news went in tv3 ?

whenever i said why not we help out at the orphanage, my wife would tell me to go fix that leaking tap, paint the wall, fix that light bulb and spent more time with my own children.

so pak lah next time before you have a great speech abt how things should be, i suggest you take a good long look at your own country, before suggesting any more great ideas.

why i write what i write

it is good to know that what you are writing ppl are reading, one way to know that for sure, is when ppl leave a comment. there are several reasons of course why ppl want to leave a comment at your blog if you are a gamen basher like me and yoda, they dont agree, most of the time.

blogger like ahpek, ppl leave comments to praise his post. angel, because she is so likeble and nice. vincent, to screw him. kennysia ? i have no fucking idea.

of late since i'm all pro gamen basher, i've been labeled "ppl like this" i dont really know for sure, what does it mean by that. i've been also called, stupid, idiot, noobs, mouth bigger than brain, etc. i actually dont give a rat ass, what ppl call me, and to react to such name calling is only to acknowledge that you are what they call you. someone actually went to some trouble to register a username such called ducky the paedophile.

if you must ask why, i write the way i write, is because, what i write is not all bullshit. it can be true to a certain point of view if you bother. i just want to share a different side that i see and imagine, when i read/see/hear something. everyone dont have the same opinion on the same things that they see. so the bottom line is a matter of opinion. and it is good to share that different opinion.

well to have hate comments, only mean one thing. ppl actually read ducky. what confuse me is why my hate comments comes from anonymous. i mean if you feel strongly enough to voice your disagreement, then you should at least have a name other than the infamous anom.

Monday, May 29, 2006

my friend the taxi driver

i dont really understand peoples' anger with taxi drivers. in my entire life that i ever took a cab, i've never encounter one that wont take me to my destination. what i dont really understand, is that ppl stop a taxi and ask the taxi while still standing beside the taxi as to whether the taxi driver will go to a particular destination. when you do that, you are actually asking the taxi driver whether he wants to go there or not. i on the other hand, when i will hail a cab, i'll get into it, sit down and wait for the taxi driver to ask me where i want to go. and they always take me to my destination.

i have a friend that drives a taxi, and let me tell you, being an honest taxi driver, is damn susah. he said that taxi drivers already has a bad reputation whether he is good or bad. the first impression anyone has on a cab driver, is bad. and driving taxi for a living, is not an easy occupation. it is tiring and dangerous. tiring cause you are driving abt 12-15 hours a day. dangerous because by night fall, ppl tend to rob taxi drivers. how much can you make ? it all actually depends on you. if you rent the taxi, rental + gas is abt Rm50++ a day. my friend says that if he drives abt 17 hours a day that is 9.00am-2.00am for the whole month, he might be able to make Rm4-5k, but it is damn tiring.

the whole purpose i'm writing this, is that the other day, there was some kind of operasi to catch taxi drivers that dont use meters and refusing to go to certain destination. what they did was, some plain cloths officer will get into the listed taxis and set a trap for them. the thing is this, the whole operation, according to my taxi friend, the authorities only nabed chinese taxi drivers, which actually pissed them off. so i mildly ask, maybe the majority of the taxi drivers are chinese, he said no, there are more malay taxi drivers. and he said whether you believe or not, most taxi drivers that dont use meters are malay. and to make things worse, he claim that it was also in the malay daily in regards to this operasi.

1 point i like to ponder upon is the destination that taxi drivers do not wish to go. i dont really blame them, do you know in connaught, come after office hours and especially during heavy down pour, the entire stretch of the connaught highway is jam, the journey from the toll to the u-turn or phoenix plaza takes abt 30-45 minutes, compare to a mere 5-10 minutes when it is not jam. well if you are a sales man you wont want to sell things where there are little customers right ? or if you run a mamak stall, you wouldnt want someone hogging the tables with just 1 teh tarik right, its the same concept different application. the taxi driver just dont want to be stucked for hours in a single destination, how do you expect him to make a living then.

well i hope my friend is right, then i can do more gamen bashing !
bring it on anonymous the ball is in your court.

fucked my team lost

what a fucking cheebai weekend it has been.

1st i realised i've forgotten abt the klcc fuel demo, so i wasnt there, so there is no report here. i read there was a lot of fru brutality. you saw the picture of that guy that got wounded on the head ? that guy aint small, he look quite well built and still he turn out like that. if it was you and me, my guess we be lying there passed out.

2nd school holidays are here, fucking boo hoo. yes there are less cars on the road, juat a fraction less, but hawker food now taste worse because of the volume, shopping malls are fill to the brink of explosion and there are extra idiot drivers on the road. you have idiot kampung drivers for holidays, idiot holiday drivers and your usual idiot drivers, that is triple idiot drivers driving up my patience.

3rdly, my team lost to malaysia. after watching the monaco grand prix for an hour, i've decided to watch my team vs malaysia, which was more interesting than the monte carlo grand prix. i dont care what you said, but i think what i said was true. the pengadil was bought, the linesman also, many time i thought it was off side, even the commentor reflexly said it was off side, and the fucking tv3 commenter was supporting team malaysia. the commentor was going on and on about the illogicalness of a bunch of amateur wannabe playing with malaysia. it was just rubbish ramblings, trying to convince those watching the match via tv that fam is doing a good job, bla bla blas BS.
whatever the comentator was rambling about, it was biased, the national team moves were praised and celebrated, while my team tactics was called surprised, terkejut, agak terperanjat, etc. the commentor even said that on the first half the national squad had 60% possesion of the ball. i thought my team was out playing the national under 20 during the 1st half. all i could see on the 1st half was the national disgrace scared and shitting in their pants played the game like a bunch of kids with brutality as hard as the fru during the klcc fuel protest.
come second half, my team started to play differently. as the national team are more composed now, relax and calm, they started to attack. but my team defence was rather strong. keeper was quite good also, but my team slowed down. it was only the second half and my team slowed down, why ? isnt it obvious, what i said was true, FAM talked to shebby, and shebby's 11 had to take the dive on the second half.
the first goal by malaysia was rather questionalbe, all of the sudden, the keeper was too lazy to move, it was just a hand away, but he didnt bother. how strange. the second goal ? look much more convinced, but they didnt covered that part of the post ? i'm not convinced. and the dying minutes, ball hit the post, well you said tough luck, i said it hit the post intentionaly. remember when they were in MU, and they practiced hitting the goal post. and if you have seen a football clip on ronaldinho praticing by hiting the goal post continously, you know it is possible. and just before the dying minutes a bunch of my team was standing at the penalty box, but they didnt even bothered to try to scored, that was a little too obvious to me.
well thats my say on yesterday match, yes you might add that i know little abt football, better still malaysia football or i saw what i wanted to see. whatever the reason you might tell me, i'm not convinced. i thought i have seen it all, referree, linesman and players told to close 1 eye, but the commentator ? looks like the gamen has wide spread their close 1 eye practice to even on the football field.

Saturday, May 27, 2006


In the spirit of bashing and at the request of ducky........

There are some people that i know(not in real life but through this blog), does not understand Malaysian politics to the point of being suprised by seemingly illogical decisions made by the govt. Because...well, they should be. Malaysia has a very unique system of politics. Unique as a whole, but yet each individual 'episode' in it seems strikingly similiar to the politickings of govt in different country and eras. I hyphotesise that BN draws inspiration from these govt. Lets look at the one of the current issue to see if it fits in to my hypothesis.

The ban on the movie Lelaki Komunis Terakhir

Without going into the reasons or the pros and cons of banning the movie, lets us look at the politicking process of how this movie got banned. Or rather the 'final say' and to whom this important responsibility rests on. The Umno Supreme Council. They are "empowered" to make decisions which is related to communist and the communist propoganda it seems.

As far as i know, this is unique. That is to say that this is unprecedented in any democratic and capitalist govt. The only other govt that has such procedures is the Communist(suprised?) govt themself.

In a communist govt, the top decision making body are the communist party themselves. But if the matter is of the highest importantance, only the inner circle of the communist party, the Politburo or the political bureau of the communist party, can decide on the said matters.

And so, the process of banning the film should be understood (ironically) as the Politburo of the ruling party, to decide on the fate of the film which was claimed to contain communist propoganda. And this really begs the question of whether the screening of the film for the MPs had so effectively made our MP's absorb the communist propoganda so as to adopt the communist type of governance(Politburo).

Umno Supreme Council = Communist Politburo

Friday, May 26, 2006

what to bash about ?

friday has been dedicated specially as official gamen bashing day. that does not mean that i cant bash gamen any other day, just that friday i must bash gamen. much as i like to write abt American idol winner, taylor hicks. Which I told you so in here, here, here, here, here & here.

fuck i actually dont feel like gamen bashing today, maybe yoda can do it. but any way,


there i done it. finish, so now i can write on something else.

did you watch the movie jarhead ? i liked the movie, it is quite similar to the other stanley kubrick film, full metal jacket. what i like abt the movies was the profanity you get when watching a war film.


Sgt. Siek: [Sgt. Seik is directing the recruits on how to judge distances] Use something that you know the distance of, compare how many of them would make up the unknown distance and multiply. Do *not* use your dicks, an inch and a half into six-hundred yards: I can't count that high!

Sgt. Siek: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the valley

Sgt. Siek: The Bible says thou shalt not kill. Now hear this... FUCK THAT SHIT.

Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: We call this friendly fire, friendly fucking, or getting friendly fucked.

Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Suggested techniques for the marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness: Masturbation. Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further masturbation. Rewiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every woman the marine has ever fucked. Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation. Further cleaning of rifle. Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue. Further masturbation. Planning of marine's first meal on return home. Imagining what a marine's girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hey, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: When you two pukes are done here, I want you to clean the head. Joker and Cowboy: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.

Marines: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen

Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

all quotes taken from imdb.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

lets praise the gamen for a change

well according to vincent, "ppl like me" have not given enough due credit to the gamen for all the good deeds that they have done. so ppl like me will try.

1. we thank the gamen for not going on with the ridicolous scenic bridge that serve no purpose other than the fat malaysia pride.
2. we thank the gamen for building us cheap cars to drive around and not only that, our cheap cars will smash to million of pieces upon impact, thus saving us more $$$$ in hospital bills.
3. we thank the gamen for introducing NS for the selected school leavers, by providing them 5 meals a day, and lots of freebies so that they will be more patriotic on the expense of the tax payers.
4. we thank the gamen for reducing the subsidy in the price of petrol. i now understand the effect of cost transferring, everything i use to eat now cost 20 cents more.
5. we thank the gamen for creating a shortage in the supply of pork, so now we can eat more ayam and make the price of ayam melambung and eventually create a shortage of ayam as well.
6. we thank the gamen for not imposing minimum wages, thus making the blue collar jobs not attractive and we would need to import workers from other countries like bangladesh, pakistan, myanmar, nepal etc. with more intermarriages, malaysian would be more diversified in races, as soon enough, we will be celebrating hari bangla, hari nepalese and so on.
7. we thank the gamen for screwing up the education system, so our children wont be that smart and wont be attending university and thus saves us a bunch of money again. and they can start working at an early age. and thus start to contribute to the epf.
8. we thank the gamen for forcing us to contribute to the epf. it is better that the gamen make good use of our money like paying for gamen bonus, bailing glc to get back on it feet, building tall buildings with no significant purpose, world class Formula 1 circuit with no local champion, etc.
9. we thank the gamen for allowing more indonesian immigrant to come into the country and be made malaysian, so that our population can increase 3 fold by 2020 a develop nation with 2/3 of its population from a 3rd world country.

this is quite hard to do, anyone want to contribute ? be my guess, even you vincent.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

this should not be the way

you know for ppl that like gamen bashing occasionally, shouldnt take what other bloggers write too seriously. while i was in a world of my own, posting pictures of a 11 year old, blogger MENJ seems to be waging some sort of war with malaysian bloggers. as i seldom read menj scribblings, which i find most of the time boring and non entertainting, i missed out on the whole fiasco thing, until yoda told me. so i wandered into myasylum, then to desiderata. as i scrool down his scribblings as well, i saw this...

oh my fucking god, there is some kind of petition or protest written to the PM of malaysia of this menj's scribblings. and its signed by some fellow bloggers. what the fuck is wrong with you ppl ? (i sense vincent clicking the fcomment button). yes i dont know what he wrote. it might be inciteful as mentioned, but a letter to the PM ? are you guys nuts, have you slept through it ? what good of an outcome is going to come from that ? you think the PM department is going to shut him down ? what if the PM department take all this as a good example that PPS need to be moderated by the freaking PM department. soon all those who wishes to pinged their post need to register with the PM department. and all post would be moderated before being allowed to be pinged. then we will all be screwed, just because a handful of ppl think that menj is inciteful.

its his blardy blog, he can write any damn thing he pleases, if you dont like it, you fuck him kau-kau in the comments. then if he got balls, he'll reply. so what if he blocked of his blog and you cannot comment anymore, its his right. i dont actually like this mf, but at the end of the day, it's his word and his word alone. there are no loser and winners, just thought provoking ideas. if there were no blogs, everybody would just write all this stuff in their diaries or try the local dailies.

common lah, one of the best thing ever created in the internet was the blog. and without blogs, we would all still be reading local dailies. now we have alternative sources, please dont fuck this up for the rest of us who dont give 2 fuck to menj.

the said picture in question

you know, i though everyone knew about her, but it seems like not that many ppl knows about her. in which put me in a rather strange situation, an adult with a then 11 year old girl picture. yoda cant wait to label me a pedo. ok, i knew if i posted the picture of that 11 yeat old, big chance i might be labeled as a pedo. my online dictionary clearly states that a pedo is "An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children". so by merely posting a picture of a 11 year old girl with no hidden intention, i cannot be labeled a pedo right yoda ? but if i constantly (more than once) post pictures of an 11 year old, then i cannot deny that i might be a pedo right ? as more than once can be consider as a habit right ? so this has to be the last picture, which is the picture that made headlines in japan & china, apparently this picture came with a caption on it as well.

Busty child reported to ease anti-Japan tension in China
Shukan Bunshun (May 19, 2005)

The wave of anti-Japanese sentiment in China continues, more than a month since the first round of demonstrations against the Japanese government’s approval of a controversial school textbook flared throughout the country. Diplomats and politicians on both sides have been trying to diffuse tensions in a flurry of meetings and shuttle diplomacy, but so far these methods have had only limited effect.
At this point, it might seem that a miracle is required to put bilateral relations fully back on track.
Saaya Irie, an 11-year-old Japanese girl, may not be that miracle, but she has clearly played a part in pacifying a certain segment of China’s population, according to Shukan Bunshun.
If anything about Saaya is miraculous, it’s her body—she wears an F-cup bra, though she has yet to reach her teens. So when a photo of her in a bikini was posted on a Chinese Internet forum called “100,” she immediately caused a sensation.
The pic was accompanied by message—rendered in mock Marxist rhetoric—reading: “An 11-year-old Japanese girl with large breasts has a proclamation for all Chinese people! Dear elder brothers, a beautiful young Japanese girl is beseeching you.
“Please stop these anti-Japanese hijinks. If you don’t, I won’t like you anymore.”
At the end of the message, she states that her breasts would “rise up” if the people “unite for the sake of China’s democracy.”
According to an anonymous source described as an Internet expert, the message and photo were posted by someone involved in, a Japanese online forum.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Saaya Irie

do you remember her ? before you start judging me and calling me a pedophile, forget it, i cant justify myself either. ok, the thing is this, if you didnt know she was 11 then, now 13, would you say she is hot or you would still say she is a child ? so if you didnt know she was 11, what would your answer be, of course since everyone knows she is 11 now, and would appear as hamsup if commented something on her, you can comment as anom for all i care. but she is hot no doubt about that 11 or not.

but honestly, i prefer this one

Sunday, May 21, 2006

sunday scribblings

this weekeend i balik kampung for my ah ma 85th birthday. her mama before her hit 100++ before calling it her day in 2002, but the funny thing was on her tombstone, year born was 190?(something), i mean if you were 100++ years old, you should have been born 1899 or before. anyway since there was nothing much to do in taiping, i read the papers.

remember our malaysian astronauts ? those 4 lucky bastards are in russia right now doing whatever astronauts do. and the cost ? usd25 million. and we are paying them by contra-ing some migs we bought from them.

dap field day in sarawak, 6 seats. i didnt read anything from dap side on the paper. all on bn shock defeat. i dont live in sarawak, co i cant know for sure how it is there. maybe we can ask kennysia. oops forgot he said he is reporting neutral on his site, since he so popular and all.

1 thing i cant stand in taiping, is the drivers, on the traffic light, they engage a gear on green light, so it will take at least 5 second after green appear before they move. and further more, it looks like they engage 2nd gear instead of 1st gear on start from the turtle like movement.

i know ppl are upset and all abt iraqi/afghan soldiers being mistreated in guatanamo. i seems to have a different view on this. since the US are more canggih and all, so they recorded this thing for fun or whatever and someone got hold of this recording and showed the world. on the other hand the iraqi/afghan brethen might be doing the same thing, but since they are not so dumb ass, as to make a recording of their illegal doing, there is little proof of this. and further more, i dont understand why ppl are being upset over some prisoners being locked up and being treated badly. you should know that this prisoners are different from those prisoners like in prison-break, this are like prisoners of war (pow). and all of us has seen war movies before, where the pow are beaten till they puke blood to extract vital information from them. i mean this is all normal mah, tak-kan you want to ask the pow nicely, like this,

marines: excuse me, mr. usama bin liden, can i know where your other team members are hiding ah ? and somemore what is your next move ah ?
pow: i tell nuthing.
marines: dont like that-lah mr. usama, i friend you friend, we all can tell-tell wan-mah, huh ?
pow: i tell u nuthing.
marines: ok-lah tomorrow i ask u again, maybe u change mind, bye-bye
pow: i tell nuthing.

see, dont make sense right, pow of course have to whack-kau until piss blood, only they talk 1 right ? so why ppl must be so unreasonable, what if the vital information is abt cha-kau your office place how ? u dont want to know ? because the marines uses excessive force ? if so, you better go home and think over it before you answer me. all these geneva convention is like our pdrm wearing that saya anti rasuah badge, it's just for show.

and lastly i watched the tv3 news tonight hoping to catch some dap speakers, but unfortunately, it was all bn. but the most too-much speaker was the male newscaster. his attitude and facial expression seems to indicate that he too was dissapponted with the DAP win. he sounded like the rocket team has no right to win and the rakyat that voted for them are nuts. since i already dont read daily locals (other than when i have absolutely nothing to do), i might as well dont see the local news as well. 8pm time to shit.

good nite.

Friday, May 19, 2006

why da vinci code not banned huh ?

Today is Friday, so its gamen bashing day. From now own, Friday is going to be ducky bash gamen day.

Current showing which is getting ppl all hoo-hah, da vinci code. Personally I have not watched it, just waiting for a good copy to appear at bitcomet. Yalah yalah, software piracy and all, no worries ducky is all for piracy. Long live piracy ! don’t argue with me on piracy cause like din, I will shred your comment to pieces also.

Ok, gamen bashing.

Don’t you think it is ironic, that the same gamen banned the movie the passion of Christ (yes, later showed on the cineplexes but with strict restriction) and schindler’s list cause they felt it didn’t show an accurate picture of islam and further more the passion was deem unfit of fear of muslim might want to convert to Christianity ! (just by watching the film ! goodness, and I thought it was all abt faith !)

And now the same gamen didn’t even whisper a word to even proposed the banning of it, if you are a Christian, you would know, that some churches, in the country has been trying to convince their members not to watch the film. Why should the gamen be concern abt the show ? why not ? I’m no expect in the da vinci code, so don’t bash me on it, its telling of another story of bible, that’s why. Its like all through the years you read the bible, and now some ppl is telling you that, the bible is not very accurate, like some hidden points have been left out, what would you feel ? betrayed ?

What if the da vinci code was about revealing the truth in quran ? and claims that that same quran that you have read since a kid, is a hoax, untrue, what would you do ? most importantly, what is the gamen going to do ? banned it of course, since it is telling tales abt quran.

So why isn’t the gamen banning da da vinci code, did they get the opinion of the Christian councils (is there is such a council !) in Malaysia, as to their concern abt the reaction of the malaysian Christians. No right ? what does this tell you ? I believe some members of the parliament has said this before, “ini negara islam, kalau tak suka, boleh balik tong san” or something like that.

Call it whatever you want, I see it as super double standard. Anything that touched islam a bit, banned. Indian temple in the way of development, flatten, no apologies, no consideration and no sympathy. chinese cemetery smack in the middle of the city, bulldozed and built highway. something very big that oppose to the teaching of Christianity is being publicise, fucked care just show the fucking movie.

You be the judge.

what the fuck is epf doing with all our money ?

since i wrote something on epf the other day, i decide to browse through the kwsp website. interesting enough, there a some information worth mentioning.

their latest financial report is only up to 2004, but this caught my attention.

kwsp top 20 equity investment by percentage listed at bursa malaysia.

1. malaysian building society bhd - 63%
2. rashid hussain bhd - 31%
3. commerce asset holdings bhd - 25%
4. cycle & carriage bintang bhd - 20%
5. the news strait times press - 19%
6. globetronics technology bhd - 17%
7. ammb holdings bhd - 16%
8. acp industries bhd - 15%
9. drb-hicom bhd - 15%
10. akn technology bhd - 15%
11. sime darby bhd - 14%
12. melewar industrial group bhd - 14%
13. petronas gas bhd - 14%
14. jt international - 14%
15. ytl corporation bhd - 14%
16. wct engineering bhd - 14%
17. star publication bhd - 14%
18. chemical co. of malaysia bhd - 14%
19. patimas computer malaysia bhd - 13%
20. ijm corp bhd - 13%

on the profile of the members, the chairman, Tan Sri Abdul Halim Ali is also the chairman of malaysia buildings society berhad and director in cycle & carriage. coincidence ? i find that very hard to believe. 63% stake in a company in which you are also the chairman ? is that allowed ? somebody please tell me i'm wrong.

one of the panel of investor, Nazir Abdul Razak which is najib's brother by the way is also one of the director in commerce asset holdings bhd. can actually advise epf to invest in a company in which you are also a director ? come on, both cases have multiple conflict of interest, how can this be allowed. and this shareholdings are big.

next on anyone mind would be, why arent they investing heavily on top gunners dividend payers like, public bank, dutch lady, esso, bat, etc, and if you run through the investment portfolio, a large chuck of it is in govt bonds. they call this safe investment. how abt property investment ? minimal. you heard of ppl making a killing when they acquire properties on posh places, like kiara, damansara, taman duta, and we wonder where is epf ?

this is why we get shitty dividends.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

i i i

time to do home work, this one no need ping lah. inspired by ahpek.

i am a fucking man
i just now thought of fucking grace park
i said fuck you
i want to fuck katharine mcphee
i wish to fuck scarlett johanson
i hate mother fuckers
i miss fucking
i fear of not fucking
i hear my neighbour's daughter fucking
i wonder i can fuck as loud as my neighbour's daughter
i regret i didnt fuck my neighbour's daughter
i am not fucking right now
i sing fucking songs
i cry when i fuck
i am not always fucking
i made 3 fucking times
i write fucking blogs
i confused my fucking self
i need to fuck real bad
i should be fucking everyday
i start fucking in the morning
i finish fucking in the night
i tag walski and yoda

yes yes elliot is out

finally american came to their senses. elliot is out.

final showdown katharine & taylor.

if i had made a bet right in the beginning when taylor was picked to go to hollywood, i guess my odds would be something like 1000 to 1.

does it matter who wins now ? rightfully it should have been chris, but AI say no rockers.

ppl that like katharine boobies, hope that she losses, so she'll pose for playboy or fhm or maxim, the least.

if taylor wins, it would be a record in the making. simon actually told cbs that his picked was either chris or taylor. and since chris has been eliminated, his top choice is now taylor.

if we put it on statistically, taylor should win, since he was never in any bottom 2 or 3 or anything, wherelse, katharine has been there a lot of times.

my choice from the very beginning, taylor hicks for american idol 6. go taylor.

jokes for a change

i read the world of fat 4 joke on girl doing cartwheel without panties, reminded me of some jokes, which i copied some many years ago.

One Christmas, Johnny received a bicycle with so much happiness he went outside to ride it and pulled up on a stop sign next to a cop on a horse. The Cop said "did santa bring that bicycle for you".Johnny replies"why yes he did sir".Cop responds"well next time have Santa bring you reflectors".The cop thens writes him a citation but before leaving Johnny goes up to the cop and say's"did Santa bring that horse for you".The cop just playing around says"why yes he did".Johnny replies"well next time tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse not on top"

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the woman a bitch and the woman called the man a bastard. Their son walked in and said "whats that mean?" the parents told him it meant ladies and gentlemen. The next day the parents decided to have sex, the woman said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick" their son walked in and asked "whats that mean?" and the parents said it meant hats and coats. On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "shit" he said, the kid came in, "whats that mean?" and the man said that it was the brand shaving cream he was using. Downstairs the mom was preparing the turkey and she cut herself with the knife, "fuck" she said, once again ther kid came in and said "whats that mean?" the mom said thats was what she was doing to the turkey, then the door bell rang and the kid answered the door to see his relatives for thanksgiving, the kid said, "alright you bastards and bitches, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is down here fucking the turkey!

John had been saving to buy a motorcycle for a long time. Now he had enough to get one, so he went down to the sales lot to pick one out. After makeing the deal, the salesman tells him " If it rains, make sure you coat the bike with vasoline to keep it from rusting up." and gives John a jumbo size jar. Well, John stops at a bar on his way home and meets a girl. After a few drinks, they decide to go back to her place. As they are getting off the bike the girl says " I should mention that we have a rule at my house. Whoever speaks first, has to wash all the dirty dishes." He agrees and follows her inside. Once inside, the house rule takes on a new meaning, as John see's that there are dishes stacked as high as possible on every table in the house. Determined to make someone else speak first, John grabs his new girlfriend and forces his will on her right there in front of her mother and father! But no one said a word. So John grabs her mother and forces his will on her right there in front of his new girlfriend, and her father! But still no one said a word! Just then there was a clap of thunder and the first few drops of rain started to fall. Remembering what the salesman had told him, John reached in his pocket and pulled out the jar of Vasoline. And the father yelled "Wait! Stop! You Win! You Win!"

One night, a little boy named Jonny got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. He walks into his parents room along the way and sees the bed going up and down. So he says "Daddy, waht are you doing?"The Father replies, "PLaying cards Jonny.""With who?""Mommy." So the little boy continues down the hall and he walks into his sisters room and he sees the bed going up and down. So again, Jonny asks, "What are you doing?"The sister says,"PLaying cards Jonny""With who?""My boyfriend."So Jonny continuse down the hall, goes to the bathroom, and goes back to bed. A little while later, the father says to the Mother, "Im gonna go check on Jonny, you know, he walked in on us." So he goes down the hall into Jonny's room and he sees the bed going up and down. He yells, "Jonny, what the hell are you doing?""PLyaing Cards daddy." Jonny replies."With who?""You dont need anyone to play cards with if you have a good hand."

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to . . ." Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies." That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing. Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me." "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith. "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure." "Don't I know!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London." "Oh my god !! " Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture. "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look." "Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. Yes," the photographer said, "and for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I had to rush. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your," "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work." "Tripod??" Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now. "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam? . . . Good Lord, she's fainted!!"

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared. The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too. The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to Heaven.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

thailand baccarat

damn, tidak boleh dielak tag me. do it some other time lah.

the thought of gambling suddenly hit my head. and the first game that came to my mind was baccarat ala thai which i played with my penang friends many a years ago.

basic rules of baccarat apply, just that there are more double, triples & fiveples (5 times). i dont really remember all the doubles and triples, but let me try.

a pair is a sure double.
a three of a kind of course pays triple then.
2 cards with the same bunga also double
3 cards with the same bunga pays triple.
an ace with some face cards pays triple or 5 times i think.

the beauty of this pay out system was when you are holding 2 cards that only adds up to 4 but is consist of a pair of 2s or a ace and a 3 of the same bunga, you will be tempted not to take the 3rd card since you are holding double pay cards ! but the best cards to hold are tens and face cards of the same bunga, then you hope your third card is also of the same bunga, doesnt matter if it was only pukul 1 or 2 or 3, its triple if the "chonker" got "khong tiam" which is very common in baccarat.

right or not jimmy ?

Monday, May 15, 2006

only dumb mother fuckers believe in bomohs

whenever i hear that ppl got duped by bomohs, i cannot feel sorry for the victims, because the victims themself are stupid enough to believe in such mumbo jumbo crap.

it would be easy to believe, that ppl that got con into this bomoh thing are kampung ppl, but with lack of job opportunity in the desa, kampung folks young and old has been flocking to the big cities to such for fame and fortunes. but when disaster strikes, they either look for relatives if they have any or something that are similiar to their kampung surrounding, bomohs.

but many of this victims are city ppl, ppl with some education understanding, how they got duped is beyond my comprehension. but one thing i'm sure, is that this ppl are weak minded fools. ppl that are easily trciked to believe what they see and hear. and of course they are greedy.

to believe a bomoh can cure you by fucking you, is simply ridicolous, and furthermore, you need to pay the bomoh for fucking you as well ! you have to be a complete retard or jackass or a stupid son of a bitch to actually believe these bomohs have devine powers to cure your ailments and sufferings.

2nd dumb asses are ppl that believe the bomohs can make them rich. either by giving them some money or the usual cock and bull story of wrapping stones in a black cloth and only can be open after xx days. money does not appear from thin air. you either you work for it or take it by force (rob) or willingly (bomoh) from ppl.

come to think of it, being a bomoh, is quite lucrative. you get to have a threesome with the mother and daughter (of legal age of course !). and you make lots of money conning weak minded fools. and you dont pay a single cent in taxes.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

epf so call dividends

since i woke up rather early today, i decided to go get myself a mcdonald big breakfast, on the way there, thought i buy a copy of the nst. has been a while since i bought the local daily, since my self strike on local papers last year.

the big breakfast was a big yuck yuck, hash brown my ass, eggs was cold and hard, salty meat and boh tea ? who the fuck drinks boh tea ? everyone drinks lipton. rm6.50++ down the drain. what a way to start your day.

so was reading the paper when i saw this article "help us to help you" and "epf schemes to suit local needs" upon reading that, one article hit my mind, there was this forbes article some time ago i read on pension funds in one of the scandinavian countries. so i came back and search through my forbes collection, i recall it was a aug/sep 2001 issue, as i didnt have a kid yet and we were holidaying in pd during the national holiday weekend, i think. then i found it.

serious money - planning for norwegian retirement funds. you should seriously read it. after you do, you'll feel like burning down that kwsp building at least. there is this paragraph that i liked very much.

"In many countries, local banks with friends near the pork barrel would get most of the business. Not in Norway. Kjaer's list of outside managers reads like a roll-call of the world's most stable financial houses."

back to the nst, apparently ltat (armed forces superannuation fund) pays an annual dividend of at least 10% every single year without fail. how abt all those asn schemes, they pay far higher dividends as well. why cant epf do the same ? epf cannot just pay low dividends and say it is paying more than the local banks interest rate are not acceptable at all.

you know and i know, that epf is the gamen freaking cash cow. every single month, billions of cash comes in. epf is not a bank. not govern by the bank negara. it is suppose to be an institution to manage funds, that is what epf stand for, employee provident funds, was there any words there that says gamen ? help gamen ? save a glc company ? NO FUCKING SIR. all it say is employee provident funds, providing funds for employee. all you ppl that work for an employer.

you know what i think, the actual dividends that epf can pay us is actually much higher, but after minusing gamen entertainment, private holidays, cars, yatches, mansions, their bonuses, the balance of 3 point something percent is our share.

it is time that epf should stop giving fuck up and cock up excuses why it should be paying low dividends. we should have a protest, for what epf pays as dividends, if possible, the mtuc should get all epf members to stop epf contribution until demands are met. that should create some attention to those mother fuckers. we demand a detail cash flow of the epf accounts. we demand appointment of top notch fund managers, better yet, we want what this norwegian ppl are getting. money for retirement.

fuck you epf, fuck you gamen.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Bat eye lid lah.....

Close one eye lah = Bat eye lid lah.

seriusly, this is the true and intentioned meaning of close one eye recently re popularise by our govt players.

So when the mp asked the customs guy to close one eye, he meant to say that he wants the customs guy to make the first move on him so that they could go get a room. If the MP really would like the customs guy to not see his illegal timbers, he would have asked the custom guy to close both eyes instead of bating the eye lid which would have the above meaning.

on the other matter of MP's voting against their conscience as instructed by AAB,

are we being misled? (again!) what is the conscience that BN MP's had before they can go against it? If the BN MP's have any conscience, they would have voted the whole cabinet to be investigated by ACA. That has never been done. Why has this isolated case of shahir suddenly having a conscience to vote against his party generate so much interest? Why has he not take the next step and move a motion to refer the cabinet to be investigated by ACA? Does his conscience stop after the targetting of the one MP mentioned above.

But seriously, even if the MP's start to do something, AAB wouldnt be in any danger. All he need to do is to 'close one eye' to the police, ACA, army, rakan muda, etc. Nothing could stop him. It is the system. The system that was perfected by the Tun and inherited by AAB which, with corruption at its core, preemptively excluded righteousness, justice and conscience.

Why are we still suprised by what is happening? are we not numb to the scandals of our politician?

I for one wouldnt be suprised if AAB would one day appear in TV to advice all the rakyat to CLOSE ONE EYE to their dealings.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

AI 6 chris is out

i said weird elliot would be out, but chris got booted out instead.

is that logically ? the only other person that can really sing other than taylor got kicked out.

dont tell me elliot is going to win ? that would be cruel.

my money is still with boobies girl, katharine.

but i pray hard for taylor.

and yes this is my last post on AI as promised, unless of course taylor wins.

i gave birth to a piece of shit !

last night i experience child birth.sort of.

no it wasnt a dream. it was real. i had constipation. yes i know, wtf want to know about my asshole problem.

my guess, its the nearest any guy can ever experience childbirth, unless of course you "main belakang" then it's a different story lah.

was sick these few days, food poisoning, diarrhea, the usual, i guess i od on the diarrhea medication, that is why i got constipation.

so for 1/2 hour, i tried to release that bugger, but it was a hard one. a real hard one. i dont know how those gay guys stick it up their asses, cause this big piece of shit that is trying to come out is really a pain in the ass ! so after 1/2 hour, with a severe headache, backbone, ana a sore ass, i gave up. took an hour rest, drank plenty of water and down an apple.

an hour later i gave it another go. i pushed and pushed, i even consult the expertise of my wife whom has given birth to my 2 kids manually ! she told me to release my breath internally, as that would help the pushing process ! so after a few push, i felt it coming out, we were near, and i was abt to faint, just a little bit more and finally it came out, but that wasnt all, i'm going to have triplets ! fuck, after all that pushing, i have to push again. so i pushed even harder now, and when it finally went through, i actually fainted for a good second. i wasnt going to try for the 3rd one. i was tired and exhausted, my legs are wobbling and my asshole has been deflowered. you can stick your whole foot up my ass and i wouldnt have felt a thing ! i'll wait till morning for the 3rd one.

morning came, i was excited and scared the same time. excited as i will be able to rid of that piece of shit that still sits comfortably in my ass, but scared of the pain that i will have to endure again. i sat on the throne again, prepared myself physically and mentally. and i started to push again. to my surprise, this time around, it was much easier, maybe due to my defloweration, my ass has a diameter of a 50 cent coin !

what a load of shit !

education & money

once again ducky is going discuss on something ducky has very little knowledge in. education.

every malaysian knows that the education system in the country needs major overhaul. those lucky bastards that was under the british colonial systems were lucky indeed. as now they are the major players of this country economic. those of us, like me, before the implementation of upsr & upsm, still made it quite ok. but the current batch of kids ?

my eldest is now 4 years old, soon enough she will be old enough to attend school. my choice was a malay school. as i want her to have a balance mix of race. to understand her malay and indian friends, like i did many years ago. but i was told not to. not because of the mixture, but because of the low quality of these malay schools. so i have no choice but to sent her to chinese schools. much to my disapproval.

so why isnt the gamen doing anything fast enough to fix this problem ? is it a man power problem ? is it a syllabus problem ? or is it our kids are too damn stupid !

i think the problem lies with the implementor. can anyone tell me which school hishamuddin's children are attenting ? srk, srjk, smk or smjk ? no ? private or overseas ? or i could be wrong. i mean if i was hishamuddin and i know how bad the malaysian education system is wouldnt sent my children there if i can afford it.

so if i'm not wrong, my guess would be most mp children dont go to our local schools. and since most mp are not involved with local schools, why would they care how well the local education system fare right ? hence their tidak apa attitude and their slow implementation of works.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

bn whip is for the good of the bn mp ! wtf ?

you know at first i was as pissed as everybody else, that the local wakil rakyat cannot decide consciously on motions tabled by the opposition unless the bn whip is deem fitted to be lifted. then i realised what a blardy full i was.

the whip is not to limit their thinking caps or their democratic rights, the whip is there to prevent our beloved sohai mp from making a fool of themselves. the very reason why you always only see a handfull of mp talking or debating, is because the rest of them are just monkeys, sitting down there making a lot of animals noise. they cant differentiate between a good motion or a bad motion, all they know is that they have been told to attend parliament sitting and leave when they see the other members leave.

afuckingmen !

the last communist

i didnt want to continue my gamen bashing, but i cant help it, these gamen ppl seems to be pressing all the right buttons to pissed me off.

the semi-musical documentary, The Last Communist by Film maker Amir Muhammad has been ban.

if the gamen did nothing, i would even have not notice it, but since i saw the word BAN, it cought my attention. and i continue reading it. now even i dislike musical, i want to watch it. and since it is in digital format, it should be easily available on the net right ?

why must they have idiots with idiotic statements like this one.

"Are there no Malay heroes that Amir can promote through his documentary ?” asked Malaysian Film Producers Association president Ruhani Abdul Rahman

“We hope that after this, Amir and film makers from the new generation of Malays, will pay more attention to the struggles of heroes from their own race...” assistant entertainment editor, Akmal Abdullah

and we have this ..

Home Affairs Minister Radzi Sheikh Ahmad was the person responsible for imposing the ban after negative public response to the film based on news reports.

was it on the news, did they have a public opinion thing carried out which i didnt know ? or is it they had small little poll carried out within the department and that represents public response ?

my negative public responses would be why a malay cannot depict a chinese hero ?

personally i dont really know much abt chin peng, but now since it seem to provoke the gamen, it might just as well be my reading interest now.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

elliot should be the next to go

ok tonight they are going to sing ala presley in graceland.

so far my predictions has been pretty 100% accurate, lets see, now we are left with taylor, chris, katharine & elliot.

tomorrow at 4pm elliot will be out. if i'm wrong, i'll stop blogging abt AI 6, the least i can do. why ? its obvious right ? they have to sing ala presley. chris will sing some rock and roll or a slow number song to suit his rocker image, katharine can sing anything she likes, cause nobody cares, as everyone is only ogling at her breast. so am i. taylor cant go wrong with this. but eliot, will go wrong. elliot is not elvis material. his voice is not elvis. the only numbers he can try to salvage his chances are with the slow numbers, else is bye bye.

so who will be the bottom 2 ? elliot of course, with taylor, as much as i want taylor to win, i dont think america will allowed that.

we'll see.

for your ogling pleasure

what a load of crap !

i have been trying to avoid to write anything on gamen particularly but this current topic, is impossible to let go.

first time i heard it was when najib said "...BN MPs cannot support a motion by an Opposition party ..", which was when MPs, Mohd Aziz (Sri Gading) and Bung Moktar Radin (Kinabatangan) supported the opposition motion.

then recently by nazri "...The motion is too general and usually, we don’t support a motion tabled by the opposition,”

then today finally by our PM

"Barisan Nasional (BN) parliamentarians do not have the liberty to vote based on conscience on the motions tabled in Parliament"

"All party members have rules must be understood and followed. Every party member has discipline...there is no leeway or freedom to do as they like,”

you know when the najib or nazri say this things, we can understand, but when the pm said it himself, wow, i'm speechless.

its like the god damn military ! you obey or ppl die ! all BN motions are god and oppostions motions are the devil. this is my understanding.

i think we the ppl (those that voted for BN) that voted for them into the parliament should be crying for justice. we didnt elect a yes sir no sir man, we elected somemore that was going to look after our welfare. someone that is going to act with conscience, someone that knows what is wrong and what is right, and if that someone cannot perform up to that required standard, we ask that that elected representative stepped down from its current position and be replaced by someone that can.

so what if the opposition party cheekily motion that the opposition parties be dissolved, and all the Bn components parties cannot consciously agree to it, what a load of crap.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

battlestar galactica

ok, this post finally has to come out. cant keep it lock up in the closet forever.

battlestar galactica. the new and the old, which is better ? of course the new one since i guess nobody can remember the old wan. i've downloaded both season of battlestar and have finished watching both season. and my verdict was it is very good until that last episode, where everything just skipped to a year later, with dr. baltar as the president and the colonies settling in new caprica. but the ending of cylon finding them again sure gets ppl anxiously for the 3rd season.

i googled some pictures and lets do some comparison.

sgt. jolly, boomer, sheba , adama, athena , apollo, cassiopeia , starbucks

dr baltar, No. 6, col. tigh, president, adama, apollo, chief, boomer, starbucks.

i think the old costume was much more futuristic

one question though, other than Petty Officer 2nd Dualla, where are all the black ppl ?

the fat and the slim dr. baltar

sharon the boomer beats old boomer anything, the new boomer pictures can also be found in maxim

i think old apollo & starbucks are better than the new guys, there is one hot shot they left out, lt. zac played by singer rick springfield

the old galactica wasnt shot of leng lui at all compared to the new one with sex bomb tricia helfer & grace park. lets see they had

but now we have

sexy grace park

& tricia helfer

i'm not sure weather you were as dumb as me, but i didnt put my 1+1=2 cap together, all this while he look so damn familiar but cannot put a picture together.

i didnt realised richard hatch that played tom zarek in the
new battlestar galactica was apllo in the old one ! silly me.

and lastly, how could we have forgotten this fellows.

the old cyclon and the new cyclon

Saturday, May 06, 2006

mr. king

kids really see things for what they are. i think sometimes because of the innocence they do teach us a thing or two.

when my girl was abt 1-2 years old, we used to take her to the lake gardens nearly every week at the big playground. thats what she called it because its quite big, from afar it look like a castle.

so this particular week when we were there there was a function happening there. is was somekind of flower parade /show/exhibition. they had booths of selling flowers, garden tools and accesories to garden landscaping. and it was going to be a grand ceremony cause the dymm king was going to officially launch it.

so i told my kid that today, she might not be able to go to the playground because there is this special occasion going on and the king is going to be here. and she might be able to see the king. so she asked me who is a king ? so i said somewhere very important and special in this country. funny she didnt asked again, like she undrestood what a king was. so i let it be.

so we walked through that flower parade, it nearly covered the whole lake gardens. there was quite a lot of things to see with landscaping and all. then all of a sudden, my daughter said "look pa mr. king" i look confused, i look around, there was no king. then she said again " pa pa look mr. king over there" and she run towards mr. king. as she run towards mr. king, i realised it was not the king but a colourful clown !

not to deliberately labelling a king to a clown/court jester, just that my daughter understood that a king was someone special and to her mr. king (later on mr. clown) was someone special enough to be called mr. king. there he was making a bunch of kids laughing with his tricks and funny antics. yes indeed he was entertaintning and he was doing something. and special enough for a kid to label him mr. king.

thinking abt that, even if my kid were to actually see the real king, she would not even have notice him, as there would not be anything special of him to be called a king.

Friday, May 05, 2006

comfy chair advert is unethical

i dont get it. i dont get our advertisement nowadays. some are just plain stupid. but most of it nowadays just dont make any logic sense, and out right irritating. i guess the part on dont make any logic sense is a gimmick that would make you watch it over and over again for you to figure out what it is. by the time you figure it out, you realised you are the only idiot that watched the tv ad 999 times.

what kind of ad was i reffering to ? top of my head, is those fragrance ad. 1 you see one dude ran from one place to another, then you got this skinny looking chick acting crazy in the street then you have another dude skipping rocks as the ocean wave crashes against the rock.

and arent you bored already with all this mawi ad, honestly i havent seen him sang before and i cant see why ppl get crazy over him.then you get all this credit card winning contest, charged and win great prizes, it look so easy. i've been using credit card for so long now and i havent won a single thing before in my life.

radio ad are equally irritating especially that one on depositing rm500 into a specific bank a/c and that bugger won a plasma tv. so he deposit another rm5,000 and he won 10 plasma tv. go so lucky wan meh ? tiu !

since we are in the topic of advert, how come nowadays all advert done by cham peng ppl oledi ? i remember many years ago they said cham peng cannot do advert. i dont remember that policy was cancelled, whew got fair, where all the ah beng went ?

and since we are talking about cham peng, i cant stand shazmin of mix fm breakfazt show. i know she is not cham peng, but doesnt she reminds you of 1 janet ambrose back in those radio 4 station. she was this bitch that just yack and yack and yack none stop. that is what shazmin is, she yack and yack on topics ppl are not familiar with, ask question on things nobody knows, we know she grew up in the ah moh land and then marry ah moh man, but no need to act like that wan mah. you see richard, the original cina-pek. all original. and somemore she is all for non-pirated goods, that makes her my no. 1 public enemy. i remembered she said something like if you are wearing pirated stuff, you should feel bad or something like that lah. beh tahan her. i remember once when she wasnt around and they pit richard and ika together, it was fantastic. everybody click.

which brings me back to why i wrote this. that current advert by ogawa and osim on their comfy chair, where the story went like my father bought me a ratan chair then a pc chair, now i buy my parents a osim/ogawa chair. so if my parents were to buy me a plastic paddle car then it is going to be my solemn duty to get them a merz 320 lah ? where got logic right ? personally i think the advert is unethical. comparing money and love and trying to make you feel guilty. i know some parents are like that, they expect their children to repay them back somehow. when i grow old oneday, i wont want anything from my kids, i just want them to be whatever they want whether it makes money or not, as long as they are happy.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

are we losing our perspective in life ?

when we were kids, playing seems to be our priority.
when we grew bigger, some part of studies seems to be our objective.
then our dicks grew bigger as well, then getitng some pussy seems to be the order of the day.
then our brain grew larger as well, then graduating was became our goal.
then we join the workforce, and gaining experience was our main objective.
then we climb the corporate ladder, and power and success seems to be our running force.
then we are at the top of the food chain, and endless greed of money seems to be our moto till the day we die.
but before we die, we seems to have forgotten about the money that we have earn, the corporate ladder that we had climb, the experience that we had gain, the graduation that was our goal, that pussy that seems to be our objective and that kid that we were.
but instead, we long for the comfort of our family members to be near and close to us, holding our hands and listening to them. longing for time that was lost in pursuit of our endless goals and objectives.

this is what we have become.

remember when you first got your first paycheck ? it wasnt alot, but it was enough, to pay the rent, the bills and the food, you could even go to the movies and you were happy most of the time. life was much simpler then.
now with your big fat paycheck, you dont even have enough to pay for all your bills. you havent seen a movie in ages, and all you do is sit and moan of your miserable life. who's fault is it ? yours ? or society ?

it would be easy to blame society or the gamen. i rather blame my self for losing my perspective in life. not all will agree, some said its the evolution of our need and wants. as we get richer, our needs and wants are different from what they were originally. why eat rice when you can afford abalon ? why drive a tincan when you can afford a beamer. why live in an apartment when you can afford a bungalow.

isnt rice and abalon the same, as both does the same thing, fullfil our hunger, i think the stomach cannot differentiate rice or abalon. a tincan or a beamer, has 4 wheels and a roof, yes one is safer then the other, but if it is your time, its your time. an apartment and a bungalow does the same thing as well, a roof over our head.

which brings me back to bersamamu again, ppl making rm1.00 a day. ppl living in broken houses, ppl eating 1 meal a day, ppl eating plain rice with veggie and egg to be shared with 5 ppl. ppl with single parent. ppl that have sick children with no money to cure them. ppl with all kinda problems bigger than you and me, but still manage to go through life just like everyday as it comes rain or shine.

are we missing something, or is it just me.

Monday, May 01, 2006

my team vs might of malaysia

i'm quite sure you have heard this before on the tv, our own reality football show. where shebby singh will lead a group of malaysian hand picked football diehard from all over malaysia to play against the might of malaysia.

the funny thing about that sentence is the word "might", if you were to described the malaysian badminton team, yes we can call it the might of malaysia, but malaysian football team ? no way man. maybe that is why this is what shebby is doing. he is taking on the so call mighty malaysian football team in a 90 minutes match.

you know what ? i'm going to predict the score here. in ducky just like i predicted for this year 2006 world cup winner. so here goes, but before that, as usual my disclaimer,

this is ducky 1+1=3, my somewhat outrageous comment that sometime can be true.

this is how the match is going to be, ok ?

as soon as my team hit the field, and the whistle blown, they are going to get ragging from this mighty malaysian football team. they are going to be psyche out. the so call might malaysian football team is going to be saying things like, "you want to play with the big boys ? this is how we play in the big leagues, if you cant handle it, i suggest you balik rumah" this kind of abusive. but of course all this while shebby will shouting from the sideline to tell them to concentrate on playing football and to press on. with their hardwork, they are going to score 1 nil up.

the mighty malaysian will continue their abusive bahaviour, as they felt that was a fluke shot. nothing to worry abt, they will catch up in second half. at the end of half time, the score will be 2 nil. cause 1 nil can be a fluke shot, but 2 nil, is a statement. so after 2 nil, mighty malaysian begin to realised that they are in no position to play against my team, and start to panic, playing bad passes to bad shots. my team would have been able to put in another 3-4 goals, but all 11 players were guarding the goal post !

so half time, my team high spirited, back in the locker room, full of praises from shebby, but still some shelling from shebby on parts where they can be better, when all of a sudden, shebby is called out to meet the FAm vice president and this conversation was said.

FAm vice president : ok shebby you made your point
shebby: what point ? you mean my 2 points
FAm vice president : no, you know what i meant,
shebby: no sir, what do you really mean
FAm vice president : cut the charade, you know what i mean. you want to prove your point, point proven, now go back in the 2nd half and lose that match.
shebby: what ? you wany my team to lose ? no way man. my point is proven , because everybody in malaysia expected this match outcome, every malaysian out there knows there is no mighty malaysian, it does not exist anymore. it only exist in your bubble head. we are not going to lose !
FAm vice president : i see. this order came from the very top, unless you like your head to be still attached to your body, i suggest you call it off. do i make my self clear ?
shebby : you threatening me ?
FAm vice president : this is not a threat, its a death warrant. win and die, lose, you live another day, the choice is yours.

so that day, mighty malaysian, beat my team 3-2. when they interviewed shebby, this was all he had to said, "we did our best, but somehow luck wasnt on our side, everyone sacrificed a lot to reach this far, but sometimes, things just dont go your." and when they interviewed FAm vice president, " my boys did a good job today, yes we were slacking a bit, but thats just adjusting to the way they play, thats all, we have to be a little easy to these my team, as they are still very raw, and we didnt want to behave like a big bully, thats all."

in malaysia politics are every where.