Wednesday, August 17, 2005

hazy situations

the recent hazy phenomenon in Bolehland has seem to get everyone on their feet with either hate related or striving for a better and cleaner environment, even jedi master dua nao was not spared in the dagoba system. we were able to have a short interview with Jedi Council Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Rabla Dimah Deys on this hazy matter.

Q: How could the Federation prevent a recurrence of the haze phenomenon?

A: Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully-trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer this haze

Q: This is not a new problem. What is the Republic going to do if prevention is not done and Bolehland suffer the haze again?

A: We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle. Disguised as a cargo ship, and using a secret Imperial code, a strike team will land on the Federation and deactivate the shield generator i mean hot spot. Our people are dying, We must do something quickly to stop the Federation

Q: Still, if they do not come up with ways to prevent a recurrence?

A: It is the future you see.

Q: Why is it that Federation is adamant in its refusal to ratify the agreement on cross-border haze pollution?

A: These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.

Q: The Asean secretary-general said that the Federation does not want outside help to put out the fire. Why is this so?

A: Difficult to see. Always in motion is future.

Q: The slash-and-burn method to clear plantations is linked to the haze. If laws to make such practices illegal are not passed in the Federation, we will be subjected to haze.

A: Decide you must what to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could but you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered.

Q: While good bilateral relations are important, what about the Republic sentiment? The people are now badly affected by the haze originating from the Federation and are angry that nothing much has been done about it on that side?

A: I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

Q: Is it possible to put some form of international pressure on the Federation to handle the haze problem ?

A: Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Q: You have many times said that the haze problem should be handled in the spirit of Galactic but it has not lifted the haze problem in the region. Would the involvement of international bodies like the World Health Organisation make a difference?

A: Go ahead, make my day.

Q: But that does not solve the problem for the people here?

'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve.

Q: Do you think the Federation's lack of response to the problem is due to the country not feeling the same effect of the haze since the wind is blowing it away? & Are you satisfied with Indonesia’s effort to contain the haze problem?

A:Use your crust, lad.I haven't heard a dicky bird about it.Are you telling porkies?Are you going to rabbit all night? Scarper lads! The police are coming

well wat can we say, the haze has apparently made some people loose track of their conversation.

Monday, August 01, 2005

the mighty dua nao ?

strong man he is dua nao, but all the long hours with Jedi Master Aenon Jurtis...

Jedi Master Aenon Jurtis:Size matters not. Look at me. Judge my dick by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is my hand, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it erect. Its cum surrounds us and binds us. Horny beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the cum around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, your dick, my dick everywhere, yes. Even between my dick and your ass.

dua nao was much confuse all the time, being all powerful and all couldnt decide which super hero was he.

why would you say all this anger with dlg, the truth...

Dua Nao: Master Aenon, did DLG fuck me?
Jedi Master Aenon Jurtis: Rest I need. Yes, rest.
Dua Nao: Master Aenon, I must know.
Jedi Master Aenon Jurtis: Yes he fucked you indeed.

dua nua tried acting, but somehow the lingo dont quite fit

Dua Nao: I am wondering, why are you here?
Cartman: Damn, shit, respect my fuckin' authority! I'm fucking looking for fucking someone.
Dua Nao: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?
Cartman: Yes (zaps him)!, Dog shit Taco (Zaps him again)!
Dua Nao: Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.
Cartman: Try this on for size. Blood-drenched, frozen tampon popsicle!
I don't fucking think so. I'm looking for a fucking great warrior.
Dua Nao: Ohhh. Great warrior.
[laughs and shakes his head]
Dua Nao: Wars not make one great.
Cartman: Okay.Not. Fuck, shit, cock, ass, dildo, boner, bitch, pussy, butthole,
Dua Nao: (try to swear) I cannot teach the fucker. The fucker has no patience. Much anger in him. Like his father.