Stupid rebate idea

Fuel rebate for cars with engine capacity 2.0 litres and below ???

Does it not make you wonder, how on earth did this stupid mother fuckers came up with such a ridicolous idea.

Picked from the cheebai star online, eg, a

1. BMW Z4 2.0i ROADSTER (CBU) - 348,800.00
2. MERCEDES-BENZ SLK200 - 468,888.00

Go imagine, you lining up there to collect your rebate, next in line is dollah or maybe some royalty !!!!

4 June Celebration - "Hari Kelahiran Pukimak Negara - Pak Lah"

Fine it is inevitable, for the Government to absorb the petrol prices forever.

Market prices, fine, bring it on. Lets not wait till August, or tomorrow, give it to me now.

A dual increase in price will only make the mother fucking chinese traders/hawkers increase their prices whether it actually affect them or not. So I say increase it once only.

And since the Government insist on market prices, I would also want to buy a car at prevailing market prices.

Can you do that ???? Of of course you can't, cause whenever you take any policy and start comparing with world standards, you only pick what you want to pick and nothing else matters.

You know what, we should have a "Hari Rasmi Ulang Tahun Kelahiran Pukimak Negara" every 4 June to celebrate the country's first hybrid Pukimak, Pak Lah.

Change your SG to OG

Minyak naik, no problem.

Toll naik, no problem.

Electricity naik, no problem.

Makanan naik, no problem.

Really, no problem. You don't need to change your lifestyle. You just need to improvise.

If you makan gaji all the time, then this should be good news to you.

First you go to your Income Tax branch.

Your Tax file no. should be starting with SG, just tell them you want to change to OG, because other than makan gaji, you now have some side business generating some income that you would also like to report, being a good citizen you are.

So with a OG, you are all ready to start whatever business you want to. Make some small turnover, like say RM1,500 a year, then the wonderful part, your expenses.

In your accounts you would have your,

1. Petrol claims
2. Tolls receipts

3. Your dinners/lunches - this will be call entertainment

4. Wages - money you give your spouse/parents/children

5. Medical - spouse/children bills

6. Motor Vehicle maintenance - routine service and maintenance

7. Computer rosak, TV rosak, tukar lampu, this and that - Upkeep of office equipment.

8. etc etc

Now the Tax part.

It is difficult to distinguish a sole proprietor expenses with his personal expenses.

So to make it easier, you would need to add back 1/3 portion of the total expenses claim.

So at the bottom line, instead of just paying for bills, you now, utilise your expenses as a business expenses. And if your expenses is more than your income, which is the sole reason we are doing this, you get to set off that loss with your SALARY Income ! Isn't that wonderful !

So this Ducky's way to tell Pak Lah, FUCK YOU TOO for 4 June.

btw, if you kena tangkap by LHDN for tipuing them, then too bad lah. You just need to pandai-pandai play with the figures and be consistent with % and keep all your receipts.

The vengeful Government

This is what an immature or kurang matang government does when they have kalah in an election. Instead of trying to win back public confidence and trust, they decide to teach us a fucking lesson for ditching them in the poll booth. From police brutality in residential conflicts, no to minimum wages to increase in minyak price.

There is only one thing in my mind right now, lets burn down putrajaya.

Anyone know how to make a molokov cocktail ?

The world is not Malaysian.

Ha Ha damn fucking deserve to lose those pulau pulau kecil off of Johor straits.

It would be fucking ridiculous if we had won the case from an international point of view.

No I am not pro Singaporean.

Simple reason being, I work in the management firm line, and we deal with government officers every fucking day. From missing files, to pergi kursus to boss tak ade and main sukan and all those fucking excuses, they deserve this.

The government seems to think that the world think highly of them for whatever reasons and that they can somehow treat this foreign folks like they treat us with tidak apa attitude. Now kena tembak oledi, no bukti, no nothing and want to challenge with people over rights of a piece of land. Porahhh.

Mari-mari tepuk tangan.

Give the PM post to Sabah & Sarawak, chances are we can have a new Government like esok!

First they lost their 2/3 majority.

So they decide they should revamp and rebuilt.

2 months later, other than a few changes in the cabinet, everything seems to be the same again.

Hindraf 5 denied freedom.

ISA is still relevant.

Our children is dying in National Service.

Minimum Wages is not feasible.

Nobody in Malaysia is being marginalised.

BN is still very relevant.

I am very confused, either the Government is extremely arrogant and bold or completely ignorant of what is happening around them.

Or maybe a third option, they seem to know something we don't know or we will never know. Like winning big in the 2013 election.

Arrogant, bold & ignorant seem to be more likely.

UMNO can tell the Royal State Rulers to fuck off, but when an old man in wheel chair does it, that is blardy treason.

UMNO can hold illegal rallies with FRU present standing like a fucking log. Anyone else does it will be kick into the fucking jail house.

SIL & gang can burn effigies of any damn thing, create some chaos, rally at some embassy, push FRU offices, and what happen ? nothing. Anyone else try pushing a FRU officer before ? Chances you will be knocked so fucking unconscious, lost of memory very likely.

Come on lah, just give the fucking PM position to the Sabah & Sarawak folks, they will just jump kapal like very now. Simple maths mah, no Sabah & Sarawak, no new Government. Got Sabah & Sarawak got new Government. They make it happen, they deserve it. Why do you think then Sabah & Sarawak is still thinking ? They are thinking of the reward and consequences. Is it worth it ? BN gave me a table by the Kitchen, what will new Government give me ? slighty further away from the kitchen ? If Anwar is really serious, he should not want the post of PM for himself, NOW, maybe later, when orang Melayu sudah lupa.

Ducky support Draft Kuala Lumpur City Plan 2020

Bukit Gasing, Federal Hill & Bangsar folks came with legal advisers to take a look at DBKL 2020 development for Kuala Lumpur.

MSM reported they were pissed that their so call untouchable land will be rezone and develop.

Personally I agree with DBKL taking that part of land and building whatsoever they damn pleases.

It is high time this bunch of people start living like the rest of the people in Kuala Lumpur.

Either a pasar malam or a low cost flat project right on your door step.

I read somewhere that they even mentioned something about low density rights!

My so called Condominium then was built with a Bukit Jalil view. Now we have 2 rows of 23 storeys PPR, further down the road there are another couple of PPR.

If it is the low density that you are looking, try building your bungalow somewhere between Kuala Kubu Baru to Raub or Bentong.

Do away with BN and Minimum Wages might just see the light

Every time MTUC demands for minimum wages, the answer is always NO. There is always an excuse, lame reasons and most of the time illogical answers.

There seems to be something more than just money. For 40 over years MTUC has been trying to get minimum wages but yet seem to fail. Maybe MTUC wants to fail, maybe it is just a ploy, to deceive the millions of workers that it represent, that MTUC is doing something, just like the BN government. But in actual fact, nothing.

How can it logically be asking for minimum wages for over 40 years and yet fail and yet they do nothing about it. Make sense right, if you are not happy with your boss, you fucking tell him in his face or you quit and get a better job. This MTUC no. Try for 40 years fail, lets try another 40 years. The sum just doesn't adds up.

It is just something not acceptable anymore. Even poorer third world countries in Latin America or nearer here, Thailand, Philippines, Indonesia or Vietnam, do have minimum wages. Yes those minimum wages might not meet certain international standards but it is still a minimum wage. You see the logic here ?

Reason for this, most government fear their citizens, fear of the citizens revolting against them. Here it is the total opposite thanks to ISA. The BN trump card, it will never be abolish as long as BN rules. It is a quick YOU SHUT UP card. Lose an argument, no worries, just throw in your ISA card, 5 HINDRAF leaders in Kamunting.

With escalating food prices nowadays, I pity those trying to meet ends meet. Trying to raise a family with a couple of hundred of ringgits a month. Inflation my ass. We have the money to burn rocket fuel to space but no money for minimum wages. We have the money to sponsor a Formula 1 team but no money for minimum wages. We have money to sponsor a football team but no money for minimum wages.

Both Thailand & the Philippines minimum wages are around RM600-700, maybe MTUC can lower their minimum wage demand from RM900 to around RM600-700, to standardise the minimum wage in the region. Unfortunately Indonesia's minimum wages is about RM300-400 only.

Alternatively, the only way I see minimum wage to be accepted, is to do away with BN and let the other guys run the country since the other guys have people that actually advocate for minimum wage rights.

What the fuck is wrong with you people ?

Ahh, I think it has been a while since I wrote anything.

Lets see. Parliament sessions has started again.

But first thing first, there seems to be a lot of people out there, maybe only people that read and write blogs/websites/etc only. That seems to think BN did a hell of a good job actually. How did I came up with such a conclusion ? Well there is the usual, lets give the opposition 4-5 years and see how they fare, if they fuck up, we will just vote the other guys back in !

And then there is the other part in which whenever the oppositions started to have some small disagreement or conflict of interest, the people that voted for them, starts to regret ever voting for them.

And lastly, the worst kind, people that feels since they voted for the opposition and with their help, the opposition manage to win many seats, so the opposition better listen to them, or else back to point no. 1, vote back BN.

I have no regret whatsoever that I voted for the opposition. Even if they fuck up or not, I won't regret a bit. BN had never did me any favour as long as I can remember, so what the fuck do you want to vote back BN, just because the opposition cannot work together ? Think think think dickheads, BN ruled for 50 long fucking years, whatever differences in 50 year, they have learned to accept without asking.

This is 2 months, what the fuck do you expect ?

Put it this way, 3 different parties mean maybe no toeing the line.

Prophecy or Mind-games?

Have you heard of the term a self-fulfilling prophecy?

DSAI made a "prophecy" that BN MP's would jump in sufficient numbers for PR to form the federal government.

I do not know whether this is true at this time or not. But the beauty of such mind-games is that with the help of BN itself, the "prophecy" may well end up fulfilled.

Remember that as soon as there was a mention of BN MP's jumping ship, BN was so scared they sent spies to BN MP's to make sure that they wont jump.

And then of course the BN MP's regardless of whether they wanted to jump or not, was quite pissed with those snoops. So pissed that loyal MP's are now considering a jump?

Perhaps after reading into the reaction from Federal BN regarding the threats of jumping, East Malaysia's BN MPs saw the opportunity to pressure PM for more representation from Sabah and Sarawak.

But alas, PM saw their bluff and was able to prevent East Malaysia gaining grounds in federal govt. But after this "setback" how many of this East Malaysia BN MPs are contemplating to jump?

Now recently DSAI made a statement that the BN MPs are ready to jump within this few months. And then followed by a statement that DSAI would become PM within 3 years.

Now what would BN do in the face of these new revelations? Do they step up the surveilance within this 4 months and risk pissing off the BN MPs to the stage where they will be forced to jump, or would BN just ignore this threat and give DSAI a free hand in negotiating with BN's MP?

And what is the 3 years time frame to become PM when DSAI mentioned that BN MPs would jump within this few months? Is DSAI's 3 years statement made to throw BN off guard to make them think that they can have a lesuirely 3 years to come up with a defence instead of 4 months?

The beauty of this self-fulfilling prophecy is that PR may not have any jumpers from BN when DSAI first made the statement. PR may not have the jumpers even now. But depending on BN's action or inaction, PR may have it by 4 months time.

And this has become quite entertaining and im sure we Malaysians would want to know the outcome of this political drama barring any later plot twist and further revelations, would hope that this drama would end soon in 4 months time. I'm personally hoping that this is The Return of the Jedi instead of The Empire Strikes Back.