Friday, December 02, 2005


i heard of the "aku janji" pledge, but never really took a look at it, well here is the famous pledge

AKUJANJI

I, ................... bearing I/C no ................... residing in ............. solemnly declare that I will abide Statutory Bodies (Discipline and Surcharge) 2000 [Act 605] and all instructions issued and enforced by University Utara Malaysia, from time to time throughout my services with University Utara Malaysia. Thus, I solemnly declare, as required under Rule 3, Disciplinary Rules of the Statutory Bodies, that is within the Second Schedule of the Statutory Bodies Act (Discipline and Surcharge) 2000 [Act 605], that I, among others:

(i) will always be loyal to the Yang di-Pertuan Agong, country, government and University Utara Malaysia;

(ii) will always undertake my duties with caution, diligence, honesty, trust and responsibility;

(iii) will not neglect my responsibilities towards Universiti Utara Malaysia for my personal gain;

(iv) will not act in a manner that will cause my personal affairs to be in conflict with my responsibilities towards University Utara Malaysia;

(v) will not act in a manner that would cause reasonable doubt that I had allowed my personal affairs to be in conflict with my responsibilities towards University Utara Malaysia to the point where it affect my position as an officer within University Utara Malaysia.

(vi) will not use my position as a officer within University Utara Malaysia for my personal gain

(vii) will not act in a manner which would bring disrepute to University Utara Malaysia.

(viii) will not bring any form of outside influence or pressure to support or further my demands or other officers involved with or towards University Utara Malaysia; and

(xi) will not disobey or behave in any way that can be interpreted as disobedience.

I wholly understand that if I were charged with breaching this Aku Janji, disciplinary action under the Statutory Bodies (Discipline and Surcharge) 2000 [Act 605] can be taken against me.



...............
Signature

i understand that everyone that works with the govt will have to sign that, i believe this is what they call blind faith, you dont need to understand what is written, what is written is law, you just have to obey it. govt servant, i guess u have no choice, u cannot bite the hand that feeds you. but universities lecturers ? not a good idea. i understand that our um was once not bad, if you have a aunt or uncle or your dad & mummy that graduated from um then, they are pretty good, apparently um then was taught in english, not malay. i dont know which asshole thought it was a good idea to teach in malay. bumiputra rights, yes that is why, the malays were left behind, they cannot understand english, so u know lah, uni teach in malay, well good for them, now the new malays all cannot speak english, if they do, it is bad english, we are not referring to the rock group here, they cant speak, try calling jusco or any corporation that hire a lot of malays, try explaining to them what you want, they dont understand, that day my wife call them up asking about the kids department playground, the person on the other end was like ahh, ohh, ahh, then i told my wife to say it in malay, "taman mainan kanak-kanak di bahagian kanak-kanak" then the person understood.

i guess the govt want law obiding students, i guess pictures of uni students in indonesia on riots scare the shit out of them. it's very subjective, u want the good but u dont want the bad. like a child, when they are young they are super absorbing, as you grow older especially around 20++, that is when your brain kick into overdrive, and you thirst for more knowledge, you want to know more than why, you want to express yourself, show your emotion your self, you want to experiment, you want to fuck, suck, threesome, orgy, all those stuff, you want to knwo and do new stuff, whcih is good and bad. but if there is restriction then all you can produce are pre program robots, which are good for factories, but not for the working professional, all questions dont have the same answer, creativity is required, conmanship is also required.

ok where is all of this going, the american declaration of independence, i read it it was superb, i read it after watching national treasure, in you havent here it is, the bold part as in the movie national treasure, is my favourite, i nearly shed a tear the first time i read it, it had power and ... you read it.

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America


When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refuted his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred. to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
— John Hancock

Monday, November 28, 2005

i have been reading a couple of blogs and comments on this whole cerita balai polis thing. its a bloody shame that as usual, the highest authority always play dumb, never admitting the fault but always the blame, bacause of this and that, i read one comment that said this reminded the person of "a few good men" when the seniors did code red on some junior, its not a sop but a unwritten sop. same thing here stripping and made fun off the unwritten sop of the pdrm.

you guys remember the quotes from that movie, lets play around a bit

peguam negara: saya ada disini, prosedur pdrm untuk mengintorigate tahanan orang china, tolong buka muka surat dimana oranag tahanan diminta membogel diri dan buat tuk ketampi.
cik polis: oh, encik tidak akan menjumpainya di prosedur tersebut, kami di petaling ja.
peguam negara: saya ada juga prosedur pdrm untuk mengintorigate tahanan orang china cawangan petaling jaya. cuba buka muka surat tersebut saya rasa awak akan jumpa nya disitu.
cik polis: awak tak akan jumpanya disitu juga.
peguam negara: cik polis ingin mengatakan bahawa tiada prosedur tertulis untuk meminta orang tahanan dibogelkan ?
cik polis: tidak tuan, tiada buka prosedur.
peguam negara: tiada soalan lagi
karpal singh: cuba cik polis buka muka surat dalam prosedur ini untuk pergi ke kantin makan.
cik polis: itu pun tidak ada dalam prosedur.
karpal singh: habis u tak makan ke tiap-tiap hari?
cik polis:tidak tuan, saya makan 3 kali sehari
karpal singh: habis kalau panduan ke kantin tidak ada didalam buku prosedur, macam mana awak tahu dimana kantin?
cik polis: saya ikut orang aje.
karpal singh: tiada soalan lagi.
GOTCHA, now this has finally happen, someone has finally caught the pdrm on film, i was actually thinking of how to set the pdrm up, well i think someone beat me to it, my guess, there in two conclusion to this, 1st it was a set up with "insiders", ppl who knew what would happen under police custody for certain ppl. why a set up ? the person who took the footage, knew exactly where the incident took place, and then the victim actually turn around, well this theory no. 1, but i would rather go with theory no. 2, which i think the pdrm would definetely deny till their tomb stone, because of the same theory, that the person who took the footage knew exactly where to take it, it had to be a inside job. yes it was one of their one ppl. no doubt, why not, not all cops are bad, unfortunately we seem to want to see only what we want to see, in every establishment there is always a certain amount of goodness where evil lurks, i believe this is what we call a balance, maybe a new recruit, someone who have been having nightmares of the evil of their doings in the station, or just a handful of pdrm that are very proud to be K.L. finest, "to protect and to serve" and it had to be job done not by one but a handful, one have to shhot the footage, and a couple need to look out. we just hope more footage come rolling out as days go by, just hope uncle ho dont make it into a short story kinda thing.

BUT as usual, all this hoo ha will disappear after a while, and every thing goes back to normal, why because we are malaysian, we are the nation of tidak apa, i guess the malaysian have not recorded our tidak apa ness to be recorded in the malaysian guiness book of record for taking the most bs and swallowing it, i guess in another not so nice words we are cum eaters. yes we eat cum, cause we swallow every bs they give to us, yes of cause we struggle first, cause cum stinks, but eventually we got use to it, and naturally, swallowing cum is normal!

how much cum have we swallow, lets see, the kenny ong incident, is shopping complexes parking any better now, how about those cctv, deparayacnyx'mas highway accident, that singh lawyer that shot a despatch rider, only in bolehland can that lawyer won his case, road bully can u believe it, the despatch rider wass bullying the lawyer who apparently had a MOFO GUN. wow!, AP case, rafidah? how about billions of dollars wasted in building computers classes, mas saved by the govt, that mentri besar case in australia bring a shit load of money into the country, recently those 3 chinese immigrants who were also strip. samy vellu's kepong highway, shoddy developers, that masjid india case on dbkl building unwanted structures near a mosque, and the selling of lots by the igp son, any manay more, being a tidak apa citizen i also have swallow cum and forgotten some as well.

so now what should we do ? given the same scenario in a develop country, where authorities invloved or incharged will resign from their post or commit suicide, public demand a public apology, ppl go on strike, police stations are full of ppl outside protesting.

i think wat the pdrm did all this while, have to stop, who is going to stop them, we are, we are the only ppl that can stop them, the govt are no better than them, those mca, mic & gerakan buggers better coem to their senses, if u are not with us u are against us, this should be our motto, its old but its a classic. protest is what we should do, the amount of ppl, a million should abt do it, should we start at one point ? no around the country, that way, we are more mobile, target ? meet at the dataran merdeka. why ? because its a historical place, and what we are doing is going to be historical, largest illegal gathering ever in malaysia, we need uncle lim support that is for sure, uncle lim have to advise us what to do, we dont want to break as much law as possible, we are not stirring up a fight, we are protesting, so pls leave yer ak47, m16, rocket launcer, sidewinders, patriot missiles, rambo kit, parang, clever, baseball bat, tongkat and all that stuff, u want to bring a weapon, bring a bottle of water, cause we be shouting and we need to drink, maybe some local water company can sponsor us, oh also no molokov cocktail, ok! peaceful demonstration with a million ppl, why a million if nobody back down, they cant fit a miilion ppl in the prison nor the police station, when u have the numbers u have the power.

so what is bolehland cum swallowers going to do, i leave it to you, anyway i'm oso i cum swallower. but i no longer want to, how abt u ? it is time to spit.

lets not do this alone and die alone

Friday, November 25, 2005



lego church, who would had though of that, church is the last place any normal person would like to step his foot into. some time ago, my uncle keith suggested, why dont we build the petronas twin tower, we can write to lego and ask them , maybe the'll agree, i think someone did that later on, did they? actually twin tower wont be as glamorous as a rumah kampung, an entire rumah kampung of all kind of design, that would be a star attraction in malaysia, complete with the orang iban long houses, now thats authentic malaysian art.
last night i saw my bro in law playing some old arcade games, brought back some fond memories of yesteryears arcade game, not packman, or those ancient shit, ok. street figher (sf) kind of era, sf 2 era, me and my partner in blow em up then TAT, we played, raiden, raiden 2 was hard, 1945 and 1944 midawy or something like that, sky soldiers, final fight, robocop, cabal (i think), two guys on a bike with attachble side guns (cant remember that game), somekind of rambo game i think its call akira, yes i checked the net CABAL is correct. hell there were plenty. but sf1 is the only one i think that made it through all the while. they had a sf movie with van damme, kylie minogue, i think hong kong ahd something like that as well. but which character was our fav, had to be ken & ryu, guile maybe. why we like them ? who dont like, "a ryu kee" "a ryu kee" "wat cha cha cha" how bout "tiger, tiger, tiger upper cut"

i believe some of of us than wanted to screw chunli, much as she was only a animated character, well how about lara croft?
i think a mix quote of sf2 & yoda (as usual) might be fun, but tough. interesting, maybe i'll tonight

the original cast of sf2 before the add in their names, lets try to remember them, ryu, honda, blanka, guile, balrog, venga, ken, chunli, russian guy, indian guy, sagat and of course mr. raul julia himself give it for bison, yes indian guy dalsim, gentlemen start your engine !

Thursday, November 24, 2005

today i wanted to talk about denial, but i changed my mind, cause suddenly i thought of the word fuck and mother fucker, and the first thing that reminded me of that is.. not the mofo charlie in vietnam, is not that mofo that double park, its not that mofo that talk oh the hp during a movie, its THE ORIGINAL KINGS OF COMEDY if u have not watch this film go get it, if u love hearing the word fuck & mofo being mentioned 90% of the time i a show go get it, if u love to swear, go get it, if u love black ppl comedy, go the fuck get it, im thinking of getting the ori, but icant find one, my 2 vcd copies are cinema copies complimentary of uncle Ho. u got 4 world class black comedy, we are not talking about old man bill cosby, ok, this are kick ass american african that loves to swear, its like second nature to them, every fucking sentence is a fucking word, lets see if i can find some quotes from the net, u are lucky today, i used a good 20 minutes, but i found what i wanted, this my friend should be a classic, like dirty harry's make my day punk.
"I'm gonna break down what the word 'mathaFacka' actually means. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word 'mathaFacka,' 'cause the word 'mathaFacka' is a noun. It describes a person, place or thing. It's just expression. You might see three or four brothers together. You might hear the word 'mathaFacka' 32 times. And you might hear just two regular English words. But the conversation makes sense like a mathaFacka. Everybody can understand it. Don't be afraid of the word 'mathaFacka.' I'm gonna break it down to you. If you out there this afternoon and you see about three or four brothers talkin, you might hear a conversation, and it go like this:

'You seen that mathaFackin Bobby?

That mathaFacka owe me 35 mathaFackin dollars.
He told me he gonna pay my mathaFackin money last
mathaFackin week. I ain't seen this mathaFacka yet.

I'm not gonna chase this mathaFacka for my 35
mathaFackin dollars. I called the mathaFacka four
mathaFackin times, but the mathaFacka won't call me
back. I called his mama the other mathaFackin day.

She gonna play like the mathaFacka weren't in.
I started to cuss her mathaFackin ass out, but I
didn't want no mathaFackin trouble.

But I'll tell you one mathaFackin thing.

The next mathaFackin time I see this mathaFacka,
and he ain't got my mathaFackin money, I'm gonna bust
his mathaFackin head!'

aint that mathafacking great! i'm out of here mofo.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

whoa, second post in a day, this is rare, my big head is pumping real hard. why no header, or title ? why ? with a title u have to plan what is today topic, u try not to go out of topic, why restrict yourselve, imagine, astro sent you a letter that states outstanding payments, best guess the reading stops there, imagine same situation, but no header, so u have to read on to figure out what it is. a title feels formal, like u know what shit to expect, no title means anything goes, well anything goes here, as much as my big head permits.

got a thought eating lunch today, nga, (national geography ..), the nga is like a playboy magazine to the animals, really, the mag is full of pictures of animals, trees, landscape and humans too. so the animals are hmm ..naked, trees and landscape represents exotic or interesting places to visit and the humans, hmm.. destroyer or preserver of their habitats. check this out. pls use yer imagination.





have been reading my old post, wow i sure kick some serious ass, that was fun, yeah! did not know i could be so creative. i feel the need, the need for speed. well we cannot be in the present without having a past, to dwell in the past is not that good but to make the past into present is mind blowing. having grown up in the eras where tom cruise film's makes us wants to be a cocktail bar tender so we can screw all the horny girls, and shake the freaking cocktail, "shake it to the left, shake it to the right, u do that shakey shakey twist" or "addicted to love" and of course the film that make every reason to get a home theatre system TOPGUN, noted all in caps. my i dont think anyone who is a teen at that time did not watch topgun, everybody wanted to join the rmaf after form five, but soon realised u need to be of certain color and of certain religion, and of course for we yellow ppl, score high marks in our matematik tambahan. i failed my add maths, because i cant make sense out of it, till today i havent use any add maths logic to solve any problems today. add maths then in our class was like a magic show. the teacher put up an equation on the board everybody stare at it like it was some kinda of foreign object, and alakazamp, tadaa, an equally mind bogling answer appeared before our very eyes, as we stare at the board with big wide eyes as if marion of 8tv has dropped her top! marion of 8tv wow she is hot, but what is with the funny hairdo and clothes, wear lah something hot. imagine she is hot not very anything hot.
astonish with the matematik tambahan magician









i like jerry bruckheimer films, who is jerry? this is jerry





ring any bells, yes that csi fellow and amazing race. his best movie i think is topgun, days of thunder, the rock, conair, badboys & armageddon. 2 post a day i'll call it a day, or should i.
this is a quote from bad boys 1.
Marcuss(Martin Lawrence) : Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
Mike (Will Smith : I don't have one.
Marcuss :What the fuck w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Mike :It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
Marcuss:You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.
We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. end
Lets start new, my previous blogs are , hmm something strange, it’s a kinda of a story that kinda tell something of certain ppl, but are no longer entertaining anymore neither can we come out with such ideas, research for pic & phrases.

Why not then start a new blog ? why should I ? everyone has a past, a history, a description, something that they did sometime ago, there is no need to be a shame of our past, some actions we chose for the wrong reason, some actions are beyond our control, but somehow we overcame it or it overcame us, it was a lesson, a painful lesson maybe, a useful lesson, nevertheless, a lesson has been learnt, this is where this blog is heading to, just like any other blogs, life as we see it, no body have to agree with what I write, what I write is my opinion, my point of view, how I judge thing, should u then judge me by my opinion then, its up to you, this are just my thoughts in writing, I cant really transfer all my thoughts into writing, but I wish I could, but i am not a writer, somethings appear in my mind as an emotion, a gesture, a picture, a dream, a thought, memories, whatever I can translate from my brain to my hands I will, else it will be a thought in my head.

Lets see how far can I go with this blog this time.


this is the nation pride to a certain ppl only, actually our only former pm that is still alive today! yes our first proton saga is seated in our national musuem, 1985, that was the year they made that car, so now is 2005, that makes the car 20 years old, i think the car was in there since sometime ago, dont know when, but i sure tells alot of things, the original proton dont last for 20 years or so, my mother's morris minor is still chuging along in taiping, why is the proton in the museum, well remember the lat comic, on our former pm driving on and on and on, on the penang bridge? well it cant take that many u-turns either, nor the penang sea breeze, have rusted all the rustable parts, future protons were all not allowed to be launch in penang neither do current pm are allowed to make 1001 u-turns & giving the thumbs up.

have you ever thought how in a world did we become what we are today, i mean the way we drive, eat, park our car (double park, triple park), being rude, just plain ass hole, how, in between which years did we suddenly transform from being nice to ugly. its like when we are at home we are like sweet angels then all of the sudden, we leave the house, we are like "mr. maggi please dont make me angry u know u dont like me when i'm angry" but i guess it went something like that compare to that from like 1979?"wtf, mofo dont fuck with me, i'll fuck u up" yes things change ppl change, i think it is circumstances change, the world change, in order to fit into society, we need to think like one, act like one, just to fit in, else we are consider weirdo. weird dont u think, living up to the world standard as to what is right and what is wrong, not what we think is actually right from our point of view, or our point of view does not matter, i think its branding, nike was michael jordan then, u want to be a-class nba player, wear nike, who said bata or fung keong cant do just the same, did we try, did we even dare to try, u imagine joining those street basketball challange and sudenlly these dude shows up with a bata shoe, well maybe some do i dont know, i could be out dated, i'm after all 32 and married with children.

going back to the proton story, nearly all of us own a proton, because it is cheaper than something else, it seats 5 comfortably anyway, and it is fast and for some even faster, i mean if u are one fo those ppl that have exhaust the size of pamela anderson boobs, think for a while ok, that proton of our dont have any benchmark setup against, if it were to go through a test crash, i have very little imagine, (actually there was a test crash for waja in uk, if u search the net u can find it there, had some good reviews, but knowing proton, they would send a one of a kind proton gold plated, mini fridge, thingy, just to show malaysia boleh spirit. anyway, our regular proton already smashes up pretty badly at standard fittings speed, and yer fellows with upgraded spec, do your own maths, i had wanted to boost the hp once a time ago, but decide not to after considering how fragile the car is, u can actually dent the car by rubbing very hard with a cloth! yes owning a proton, its bad that we are force to but local cars because of the price, but to endure the low qualityness and for 20 years! i'm already eyeing on the toyota avanza, as my next car, proton is not even a thought in mind anymore. the least proton could do was give us a lot of their share just to show some appreciation, or petrol vouchers, what do we get, shit load, when u take your proton for service and u say that one not working, this one rosak, what is the felar going to say, aiyah, proton like that one mah, dont want get a toyota lah. why he said like that, coz the bugger drives a toyota oso. come on if yer own co. mechanic dont even drive the company models, it say a lot of thing dont, you think ? maybe someone should do a survey and find out how many proton employees actually drive a proton, especially the fucking chairman, md, directors.

shit this is a long blog, guess i have a lot of thoughts in my mind, that makes me a big head.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

hazy situations




the recent hazy phenomenon in Bolehland has seem to get everyone on their feet with either hate related or striving for a better and cleaner environment, even jedi master dua nao was not spared in the dagoba system. we were able to have a short interview with Jedi Council Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Rabla Dimah Deys on this hazy matter.

Q: How could the Federation prevent a recurrence of the haze phenomenon?

A: Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully-trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer this haze

Q: This is not a new problem. What is the Republic going to do if prevention is not done and Bolehland suffer the haze again?

A: We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle. Disguised as a cargo ship, and using a secret Imperial code, a strike team will land on the Federation and deactivate the shield generator i mean hot spot. Our people are dying, We must do something quickly to stop the Federation

Q: Still, if they do not come up with ways to prevent a recurrence?

A: It is the future you see.

Q: Why is it that Federation is adamant in its refusal to ratify the agreement on cross-border haze pollution?

A: These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.

Q: The Asean secretary-general said that the Federation does not want outside help to put out the fire. Why is this so?

A: Difficult to see. Always in motion is future.

Q: The slash-and-burn method to clear plantations is linked to the haze. If laws to make such practices illegal are not passed in the Federation, we will be subjected to haze.

A: Decide you must what to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could but you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered.

Q: While good bilateral relations are important, what about the Republic sentiment? The people are now badly affected by the haze originating from the Federation and are angry that nothing much has been done about it on that side?

A: I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

Q: Is it possible to put some form of international pressure on the Federation to handle the haze problem ?

A: Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Q: You have many times said that the haze problem should be handled in the spirit of Galactic but it has not lifted the haze problem in the region. Would the involvement of international bodies like the World Health Organisation make a difference?

A: Go ahead, make my day.

Q: But that does not solve the problem for the people here?

'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve.

Q: Do you think the Federation's lack of response to the problem is due to the country not feeling the same effect of the haze since the wind is blowing it away? & Are you satisfied with Indonesia’s effort to contain the haze problem?

A:Use your crust, lad.I haven't heard a dicky bird about it.Are you telling porkies?Are you going to rabbit all night? Scarper lads! The police are coming

well wat can we say, the haze has apparently made some people loose track of their conversation.

Monday, August 01, 2005

the mighty dua nao ?



strong man he is dua nao, but all the long hours with Jedi Master Aenon Jurtis...

Jedi Master Aenon Jurtis:Size matters not. Look at me. Judge my dick by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is my hand, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it erect. Its cum surrounds us and binds us. Horny beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the cum around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, your dick, my dick everywhere, yes. Even between my dick and your ass.


dua nao was much confuse all the time, being all powerful and all couldnt decide which super hero was he.

why would you say all this anger with dlg, the truth...

Dua Nao: Master Aenon, did DLG fuck me?
Jedi Master Aenon Jurtis: Rest I need. Yes, rest.
Dua Nao: Master Aenon, I must know.
Jedi Master Aenon Jurtis: Yes he fucked you indeed.


dua nua tried acting, but somehow the lingo dont quite fit

Dua Nao: I am wondering, why are you here?
Cartman: Damn, shit, respect my fuckin' authority! I'm fucking looking for fucking someone.
Dua Nao: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?
Cartman: Yes (zaps him)!, Dog shit Taco (Zaps him again)!
Dua Nao: Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.
Cartman: Try this on for size. Blood-drenched, frozen tampon popsicle!
I don't fucking think so. I'm looking for a fucking great warrior.
Dua Nao: Ohhh. Great warrior.
[laughs and shakes his head]
Dua Nao: Wars not make one great.
Cartman: Okay.Not. Fuck, shit, cock, ass, dildo, boner, bitch, pussy, butthole,
Dua Nao: (try to swear) I cannot teach the fucker. The fucker has no patience. Much anger in him. Like his father.