Friday, July 28, 2017

Downton Abbey.

Butlers to Hallboys, Housekeeper to maids.

British Aristocrat post Edwardian era.

The rich don’t work the poor eats grass.


Michelle Dockery also in Good Behavior.

Tuesday, June 06, 2017

Californication is House.

Hank is House and Wilson is Karen.

The chemistry, the love hate, the bond, its all there.

They both actually dressed alike, dark blue jeans and black T-shirt.

And Warren Zevon.

everybody lies madafaka.


The Graham Norton Show.

British talk show. Open bar and tiu nia ma all you like. Its a party not a talkshow.

Suggested episode, S14E18, S12E10 second part.

The Newsroom.

Imagine Dr Gregory House as a news anchor. He just tells the news as it is, fuck the ratings and fuck the advertisers.




Monday, August 17, 2015

I guess what i want to write about basically is about all the tv shows i have seen and write a 1 liner description.

Becca : father can i ask you something
Hank : daughter
Becca : can i ask you something
Hank : anything my love
Becca : why is there a naked lady in your bedroom
Hank : you wait right there ok
Becca : there is no hair on her vagina, do you think she is ok ?
Hank : I'll check

Californication - Hank stick his dick in anything that moves but still loves his wife/ex-wife. Really ? Well it appear so but deep down its all about a shitty father, a confuse wife and a kick ass daughter.

Thats my 2 liner. 

7 seasons 12 episodes

Friday, November 07, 2014

I felt empty for a moment when I watched the ending of the last episode of House MD.

Felt a void in my life as the sarcastic genius lonely Doctor rode off into the sunset with fellow accomplice Dr Wilson.

Interesting enough fellow Aussie Dr Chase is now a fireman in Chicago Fire.


Pretty blond Missy Cameron is now a fairy tale heroin fighting off villains from a rojak of characters from Grimm to Hans Christian Anderson to if you can think of it they are there........eventually.


Even Wilson played a few episodes in the Sci-Fi alien whooping show giving Walking Dead a run for their episodes, Falling Skies.


But nadda for the Dr himself, I always felt he would fit well in 24, playing opposite Mr tight ass Jack Bauer. Haunting Jack with his sarcastic remarks while being wrestle to the floor resisting Jack trying to shaft a towel into his mouth.

Thursday, November 06, 2014

Not a great fan of Kevin Costner.

But Draft Day, well that is different.

Reminds me of Michael Keaton in The Paper (1994).

These kind of shows are not action pack but the events of a single day, the decision they made in the morning, changes by mid afternoon and by deadline time always that gut feeling deep in you squeezing your balls telling you that's it. I love this kind of rush-rush shows with humanity thrown in.






Friday, October 03, 2014

I swear this must be the original script for Godzilla, else why cast Bryan Cranston.

Godzilla had some ED issues so he went to see Heisenberg, since he heard Heisenberg had the purest blue stuff.

He got a ton from Heisenberg, swallowed it with a few hundred gallons of vodka and went knocking on the female MUTO doors. 

MUTO was there lying all prickly and Godzilla just couldn't get his tail up.

MUTO all ready for Godzilla giant Cockzilla, now disappointed high tail to the nearest uranium bar where she met fly boy MUTO as well.

They got rocking, the earth start shaking, Godzilla pissed as hell, the rest you can see from the movie.


Thursday, October 02, 2014

Breaking Bad.

Breaking Bad is one of those slow motion show you cannot tahan.

And the characters take god damn long to grow into you.

The show starts, you fucking hate Walter, cause he is a pussy and that gets you wtf.

Then Jesse, wtf is wrong with you man, can't you be a little calm ??????

First time i started watching it after 2 episodes I can't take it anymore. all the Walter pussy and Jesse wtf just pisses me off.

Then 5 years gone by, you read in the news that Breaking Bad won some awards, wtf, seriously.

So i sat down again, took a deep breath, suffer through a few episodes, then I see, Walter grew some balls and became Heisenberg a kick ass mother fucker, well Jesse is still Jesse. But he grows on you now.

But do watch the behind the scenes, for a dark serious show, the behind the scene is so fucking hilarious. As Walter have to put his cancer face on, behind the scene is like tahan the cancer face until CUT!.


Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Weeds,

If I had a all time top 10 or top 5 list, Weeds would be there.

A family that grow and sell weed and the shit that goes along with it.

Black comedy, a heroine and fucking, shit load of fucking physical or abusive.


8 season altogether, but the episodes are as fuck up as the characters in the show, no fucking clue, first season was 10, second was 12, 3rd like 13 etc etc etc.

watch it you won't regret it.