Jack Bauer for the Malaysian Prime Minister post

Having just finish watching 24 season 5, I like most normal start to think that Jack Bauer is fucking indestructible.

Having thought of that, I have decided to google for Jack Bauer and lookey lookey what do we have ? 1000s of facts about Jack Bauer that will definitely leave you rolling on the floor laughing your ass off. But if you are a muslim extremist or a menj wannabe for instance, then I would suggest you skip this site else I can't guarantee you be having a great Raya.

These are some of facts that you will see there.

- If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".

- Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

- Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."

- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

- If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.

- ...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."

- Jack Bauer often stands in front of his microwave and yells "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME" while waiting for his Top Ramen to cook..

- When Santa Claus asked Jack Bauer what he wanted for Christmas, he snapped his neck. No one interrogates Jack Bauer and gets away with it.

- Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

- Jack Bauer arrested RoboCop. Think about that. (In Season 5, Christopher Henderson was played by Peter Weller, Peter Weller played Robocop)

- When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

And the list goes on and on and on, I've been reading up to 1,200++ and it has not ended yet.

I sure would like to add 1 in there, - After Jack Bauer reads menj.......

Causality in Malaysia

We learnt that World War 1 started because of an assassination of an Austrian priest.

We also learnt that America becomes involve in World War 2 because of the Pearl Harbour incident.

Closer to present time, we are aware that America invaded Afganistan because of the World Trade Centre attack.

And then America invaded Iraq because of Iraq having Weapons of Mass Destruction.

I know. As the list goes on it becomes more and more ridiculous that the root cause of war is something so irrelevent (when viewed with hindsight after knowing the consequences)

But in the true spirit of Malaysia Boleh, we have the most ridiculous causality in which to bring about changes in policy(fortunately not war).

Works minister is going to ban superbikes because one of them allegedly overtook him on the highway!

As an observer of history i would not comment on the casuality of war in Europe/Middle East because frankly it does not effect me personally. Superbikes does not effect me either because i don't ride bikes. But what may or will effect me is the reaction of the govt to the cause, for example...

What if an imam got killed in Thailand. Would our govt declare war?

or

What if a minister step on some dog shit, would they order the culling of all the dogs in Malaysia?

Maybe the current govt in Malaysia has been in power for far too long and that this power has make them too complacent and readily flaunt their authority with impunity.

Think about it,

We have a govt that has been accused of the following(this year alone!):

Corruption - Port Klang, Russian Jets, Navy Boats, Timber deals, etc...

Crime against humanity - Batu Burok, Mongolian, Klcc protest, etc....

Defy The Constitution - Appointing Judges, curbing religious freedom, etc....



And yet, and yet they still have the political clout to litterally piss off people on superbikes as well as the Bar council.

US govt is not powerful, they have to hide the truth about WMD and prison torture. Failing to do it they retreated and kept quiet.

Burma govt is not powerful, when people found out about their killing of civilian they lay low.

Malaysia govt is the most powerful, after all that they have been accused of they can still piss of their voters and ban superbikes just because one of them overtook a minister's car on the highway.

Stupid Samy

I know Samy is stupid, you know Samy is stupid, but this time I think Samy really spoke before he even got any advised on this matter, because if he had, he would realised hell a lot of his fellow MPs are superbikers and they would gladly see him removed then to part with their beloved Harleys or their Triumph.

And to realised that a Superbiker overtook him at 170km/h, he got to be travelling at around 150/160km/h my guess. But what he should had proposed to him self is to get a better driver or a higher power litre car. Given his mentality he might get a truck, a higher litre motor vehicle.

Stupid Samy.

The law is the law!

Latest news!!!! We have all apparently been fooled by a clever opposition ploy to create a distrust in the judiciary, so says our law minister. You, me, 1000+ lawyers and probably millions of Malaysians are fooled and would have continued to be fooled if not for this latest insight by our genius minister. So i urge everyone to closely follow this genius of a minister's speech very closely as i got a hunch that in this few days, he is going to show us his genius again by revealing the colonels recipe of 11 secret herbs and spices. Genius!!!
















A quick pop quiz to start of this post. Remember the guy who said this " Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid" repeat 10 times or so...

Yes the same person who with this magnificent gift of the gap also said "Racist, racist, racist" repeat 30 times. With his ocean of eloquence, it is dissapointing that this time, he only manage to say " the law is the law". He did not repeat this 10 or 20 times. He only said it once.

I have this theory that when he do not just repeat what he says to reinforce his message. I think for every "stupid" or "racist" that he said, he is refering it to a specific person. Meaning there was 30 or 40 stupid and racist in his vicinity or at least within earshot that he was trying to point out.

But coming back to him saying "the law is the law", by using my theory above, he was only refering to the poor girl's parent. It would be different if he has said "the law is the law, is the law, is the law" repeat X number of times. In that would happen, i would suspect that he would also instruct the AG to prosecute the politicians who did not pay duty for cars purchased, the politicians who did not settle their traffic summons and especially the corrupt politicians.

And thus he spoke "the law is the law". Which would have the meaning of the law is the law only to Nurin's parents. I take it from him that there is a law against parent negligience and that law would be used against Nurin's parents. The malay saying Sudah jatuh ditimpa tangga would be very apt in this case. But what if this becomes a policy? Would someone be charged for indecent exposure if that person was escaping from a rape or was raped but managed to escape in torn up clothes/naked? Would a person be charged for littering if that person was shot in public(the assumption that blood would be on the floor)?

Looking at the facts, an 8 year old going to a public place at night, in the neighbourhood can hardly be called parental negligience ( at least to me it is not. Please i don't want to debate this. Leave it as to each his own view). Heck at her age i did the same thing. Granted that the streets are a lot safer then.( who do we have to thank for making the streets unsafe nowadays)

Lastly, this guy is so powerful that even the yang amat arif calls him up to confide in him certain important issue, but he is not that powerful that he alone can instruct AG to prosecute someone(can he?appreciate if someone can shed a light on this). What i know is that the AG has the power to almost arbitrarily prosecute someone, or he could get instructions from the Cabinet to prosecute someone. So if Nurin's parents got prosecuted, they got the whole cabinet to thank for.

Start having a kid or just shut the fuck up

We have stupid ministers and we have really stupid ministers.

But that loud mouth Nazri must be the stupiest among the lot.

Taking action against parents that neglect their own kids ? And who is going to set the guide line ? Are you sure you want to do that ? The majority of folks you are going to upset are your own kind.

We Chinese have either 1 or 2 kids. Maybe some 3 or 4. We are not like your kampong folks that waste not those so call precious drops that you need to conceive every single drop of it. With a family of 6 or 7 is very very very difficult to control and care for.

You want your kampong folks to walk every single one of their kids to school and sundry shop and errands ? Then I suppose you Mr. Nazri make some time out of your free schedule to visit them in their kampong to plant those vegetables or padi or plucking the coconuts or cutting that sugar cane or that whatever that they do the whole fucking day and get paid little more than what you make in a day.

I suppose you have no idea what it is like to take care of kids nowadays. And if Mr. Nazri thinks kids are like what he was when he was 4 or 5, dumb and dumber, I wouldn’t blame him, as his intelligence has definitely not grown much since then. Maybe he is a little smarter then that kera that climbs up the tree to pluck coconuts.

And for those other people out there, rich and have plenty of servants and nanny to take care of their young ones, or those not having any children or the worst kind, the kind that sent it to their aged parents to care for their young ones and any fuckers for that matter, just shut your fucking mouth.

No you have no right to say nor comment on any matter concerning children cause you have none or you are not taking care of one and you have no idea the kind of stress and pressure parents nowadays faced. I have all the limited right to comment because I have 2 kids of my own.

So I suggest before you start to following Mr. Nazri footsteps I suggest you hang around folks with a couple of kids for a day or two and see how tiring it is to take care of kids nowadays.

And if you think it is a piece of cake, by all means go start one, and would be very sure you will be supporting my post in 1 year time.

So go fuck off and get a kid.

Gay Pastor

Lets just say for argument sake, a Muslim holy man, a Imam which also originated from Malaysia but now resides in the US of A which accidentally is a Gay as well decides to balik kampung to eat some local goreng pisang, what do you think the Malaysian Custom or Immigration will do ? Your guess is as good as mine, NO ENTRY.

But of course all you muslim, would say that there is no Gay muslim, it is prohibited and so and so. Like wise a gay man is also prohibited in christianity, and only dick head countries like the US of A and some european countries I think would condone such lewd acts and misinterpret the bible for their own benefit.

Somehow muslims seems to think that the US of A is the central development area for christianity. Well its not. Asia and Africa has seen much development since.

Well anyway, my point, Gay pastor decides to balik kampung, no problem, selamat datang. And why not, its just adds more name labelling by the muslim and alikes. Make fun of christianity, spread it all over the internet the print media, menj and alikes would be having a field day.

This is how insensitive our present govt is to non-muslim, remember how fast they reacted to demolishing that islam-cult that promotes orgies and all ? And the Da Vinci code, which was not ban ? You decide.

Long time no babes

Well it has been some time since I posted pictures of hot babes.

Well recently i received forward mails for the AFOS babes pictures and 1 particular chick rather stand out somehow. If you are as Ham Sup as me you would have seen this pictures as well, well many thanks to zerotohundred as it is stated there on the picture for this beautiful picture.

As you can see for yourself, 1 particular girl really does stand out from the 4. So i googled for a while and after here and there, I am please to present to you, Ms. Leng Yein.

She sure got a pair of beautiful eyes and that tummy is lean. And if you are ham sup enough and you continue to google around, you would find out that the first picture is (from left to right) Crissty Chiang, Rose Chin, Nicole and Leng Yein. I think they are all Hypertune babes.

And since you are already ham sup and wanting more, this is the picture of Leng Yein's sister, Leng Sean if i am not mistaken.

I am quite sure you can see the family resemblence.

Well I found this picture in my harddisk and it looks like the same theme, so here they are, i have googled this before but with much difficulty for these pictures, maybe someone can help.

So any help of who this babes are, would be much oblige.

And as usual we would like to thank,

http://www.zerotohundred.com/

http://www.hypertunemag.com/index.php

And not forgetting Kenny Yeoh (watermark on Leng Yein pictures) and Victor Chen once again for having the best job in the world, next to a porn film camera man.

This time i took the liberty to post thier pictures so we can shake their hands if we ever see them on the street. Which is which ? Go googled it yourself.

ducky's monday blues

Interesting enough, ducky use to like to judge a book by a cover, yellow hair dude – cd/vcd/dvd peddler, smoking bitches – hookers, neatly dressed men – queers and so on. Until one fine day, I saw a dude with a spiky yellow hair and he was a youth pastor. Then at the pasar malam, right smack in the center of it was an old man selling corn, he was yapping away of how sweet his corn was in Cantonese when all of a sudden as he heard the buying pairs asking each other how many corns they should buy, and the old started to talk English like your old school teacher would be doing ! Speaking – wah caya lah lu ! like my malay buddies back in those 90s would used to say.

Through enough, recently I had an interview and this person see fit enough for him to read me like he knew me, and he felt I wasn’t enthusiastic enough to join his big firm, of course I wasn’t enthusiastic enough like a graduate seeking for his first job. I’m 34, and I’m offering my service to you and at all times I will be remain calm and cool even if your roof come falling down on me. So he felt I should dance a little so to speak to sell my self. I just look calmly at him smile a little and sort of thank him for his time in a way.

I guess this is why most Malaysian after hitting 30 or more decides to start their start their own ventures irrelevant whether it would succeed or not. It’s like a way of showing their ex-bosses or people that didn’t employ them what they could have gotten. But too fucking bad Malaysian employers seem to take it for granted that their employees owed them a duty because they pay them a salary.

Your employer can never be your friend no matter how nice they are, they are nice for the same reason you brown nose yourself. It work both ways. When you are under employed you are a slave in a way, when you leave you become a threat to them.

Same way these BN knuckle heads are doing to us. They like us to be under their paws, afraid of them with their Sedition Act, their Internal Security Act, their samseng FRU thugs. Throwing their trump cards whenever we sang too loud, May 13, Islam insulting, King insulting.

The fact of matter that this BN bums are throwing out low punches at us only signify one single thing. Our shots has been accurate. To those responsible bloggers knights we salute you. Soon we will be hanging posters of them in our room and doors courtesy of mob1900 of course.

The General Election will be coming soon, register yourself and vote AGAINST BN.

300

I dont play that many PS2 games, but there are 4 specific games that i enjoyed, loved and will continue to play over and over again until my PS2 is broken or otherwise.

1. GTA San Andreas

I guess this is everyone all time favourite, no doubt about it, from street brawling to kung fu fighting to taking down an entire Military post arm with an AK47 or whatever you fancy and then to drive a wide range of cars that you can put nitro on and do all crazy ridicolous stunts with motorbikes, planes, helicopter, speedboats and even a bicycle.

2. Mercenaries Play Ground of Destruction

I'm not sure many played this, but if you did, you know what is install for any GTA fans. Instead of cars, now you get to drive a wide range of military vehicles, from tanks to armoured vehicle and even a Russian made chopper that look like that Apache (sorry i have limited military knowledge, unlike my friend kim soon and andrew !) And not to mentioned mind blowing guns like the surface to air missille launcher.

3 & 4. God of War I & II

Between GTA and this, I might choose Kratos as the ultimate man warrior. Game play is simple, kill ! kill ! and kill ! again. Anyone come in your way, unleash your blades and cincang them to pieces, if they are still alive, unleash your other magical powers to weaken them and then finish them off with your mighty blades again.

Ducky writing a game review ? Nooooooooooooo, Kratos the character of God of War is a Spartan, which was the only thing that reminded me when I saw the preview for 300 earlier this year. And when i finally watch it thanks to AXXO, sure enough, it was Kratos all again.

300 was a spectacular film about the Spartan soldiers. In the beginning of the film, a summarize idea of what a Spartan soldier citizen faced to become what he is today. And the fighting scene, might be too gross for some, but for Kratos fans, it was what expected. What do you expect, THIS IS SPARTA !

If you had not known about Sparta or the Spartan Army, i suggest you google it yourself and do some reading. But since all this are Greeks histories and legends, bare in minds that some facts might be fictional or mythicals as like our Hikayat Hang Tuah and Puteri Gunung Ledang. Do read also about the Battle of Thermopylae.

TV Series 24

I must be the last person on earth to start watching TV series 24.

Just finish watching Season 1, now gong on to season 2, 14 episodes later, and it is better than season altogether.

When i first started to watch it, Jack Buer seems like a real SOB, always bitching about something or someone, a short fused guy with no respect for the law and authority. Doing anything he likes just because he think it is right so.

But as the show progress, you realised that the SOB is just really a mixed mofo. With years of doing intel for the govt, his mind is so fuck up that he starts to suspect every single one.

Season 2 start off with a bang, killing of FBI suspects and cutting off his head, Jack shows why he is the real thing, because he gets the job done no excuse. Season 2 really starts to show Jack characteristic as a soldier rather than a intelligence agent at the CTU.

And btw CTU is just a fictional govt agency. Thou in actual real life such a anti terrorist do exist but not under the name of CTU.

Season 3 is on the way, with Season 2 about to complete.

Wont be too soon when i reach the current season of 6. Heard that Season 7 & 8 is well on the way as well. 24 looks like Alias, but i feel Alias is just a girlie show.