the recent hazy phenomenon in Bolehland has seem to get everyone on their feet with either hate related or striving for a better and cleaner environment, even jedi master dua nao was not spared in the dagoba system. we were able to have a short interview with Jedi Council Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Rabla Dimah Deys on this hazy matter.
Q: How could the Federation prevent a recurrence of the haze phenomenon?
A: Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully-trained Jedi Knight, with the Force as his ally, will conquer this haze
Q: This is not a new problem. What is the Republic going to do if prevention is not done and Bolehland suffer the haze again?
A: We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle. Disguised as a cargo ship, and using a secret Imperial code, a strike team will land on the Federation and deactivate the
Q: Still, if they do not come up with ways to prevent a recurrence?
A: It is the future you see.
Q: Why is it that Federation is adamant in its refusal to ratify the agreement on cross-border haze pollution?
A: These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.
Q: The Asean secretary-general said that the Federation does not want outside help to put out the fire. Why is this so?
A: Difficult to see. Always in motion is future.
Q: The slash-and-burn method to clear plantations is linked to the haze. If laws to make such practices illegal are not passed in the Federation, we will be subjected to haze.
A: Decide you must what to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could but you would destroy all for which they have fought and suffered.
Q: While good bilateral relations are important, what about the Republic sentiment? The people are now badly affected by the haze originating from the Federation and are angry that nothing much has been done about it on that side?
A: I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?
Q: Is it possible to put some form of international pressure on the Federation to handle the haze problem ?
A: Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Q: You have many times said that the haze problem should be handled in the spirit of Galactic but it has not lifted the haze problem in the region. Would the involvement of international bodies like the World Health Organisation make a difference?
A: Go ahead, make my day.
Q: But that does not solve the problem for the people here?
'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve.
Q: Do you think the Federation's lack of response to the problem is due to the country not feeling the same effect of the haze since the wind is blowing it away? & Are you satisfied with Indonesia’s effort to contain the haze problem?
A:Use your crust, lad.I haven't heard a dicky bird about it.Are you telling porkies?Are you going to rabbit all night? Scarper lads! The police are coming
well wat can we say, the haze has apparently made some people loose track of their conversation.
