what happen when military man (mm) talked with wahseehokienlan (hkl)?

mm: echo bravo, echo bravo, this is big red 1, do you copy
hkl: ?????
mm: echo bravo, this is big red 1, do you copy
hkl: lu see tiang ? chi peng boh cho blavo eh, see mee lang see big led 1 ?
mm: we are under heavy enemy shower, we are surrounded by pigs and grease gun, request flyboy support asap.
hkl: wah see hokien lan, lu ha mik tai chi ? wah a ah moh, tam pok tam pok, ok leh, lu ai cang aik ah ? lu kawan too kniah chin chair ewe eh.
mm: it was supposed to be a sop, but it has turned into a cluster fucked, we got jarhead fubar all over the place and in deep six trouble. what is the eta on freedom bird ?
hkl: lu kong ha mik langciau ? wa chai lu ai chang aik, lu boh sabun wah a hor loo, loo my kan wah eh? limpeh eh heow fuck eh ?
mm: cut the mother fucking charlie shit okinawa ? whtever it is Go tell it to the chaplain, i need those choppers Most riki-tic.
hkl: knn wah ka loo kong was see teng lang, mm see jepun kniah, wah mm see chalie chaplin, wah chee kang, chin tulan leow.
mm: ok charlie, it looks like General Confusioni, my jarheads are turning into horse cock, so i need to speak to a full bird honcho now.
hkl: loo chin goo eh ? wah chee pak tau ka loo kong wah see hokien lan, loo pun bay see see gong gong. chee kang lu ka wah kong lu eh kookoocheow pean beh lan, wah chin blur liao? wa kham tien weh kah hor oh.klick.