Friday, July 29, 2005

it is not that difficult, dua nao, take some look see look see, i only tried twice. first time i insert cut, nothing happen, then why not strike, wahlah!

dun, i mean ah yap, no i mean mr. dua nao.


could this be the "actual" ending of dua nao & dua sheng? as oppose with dua nao's ?
(damsel in distress ? dua ghe cha boh)
more about dua nao and dua sheng

as all great stories goes, there is always a twist to it. a twist to spice things up, a twist to complicate matters, a twist to prevent another twist from happening? or just a simple twist of fate. u might be wondering why a picture of dua sheng is posted here ? well that is not dua sheng, it is actually...., well best you read on.....

dua sheng: dua battoh spoke of another.
dua geh cha boh : The other he spoke of is your twin brother.
dua sheng: But I have no brother.
dua geh cha boh : Hmm. To protect you both from dua lan gong, you were hidden from your father when you were born. Dua lan gong knew, as I did, if your father were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your brother remains anonymous until now.
dua sheng: dua nao! dua nao is my brother.
dua geh cha boh : Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down, dua sheng. They do you credit, but they could be made to serve dua lan gong.

who would have fikir of such a twist would be possible. dont forget to tune in next time, for the misadventures of dua sheng & dua nao.





Thursday, July 28, 2005

dua lan gong (dlg) & gang
















this is dlg (tua pui) with his homies, attempting to rob a mamak stall by disguising dlg as the mamak himself,
"lu kong ha mee, lu kong ha mee, kakinang, lu u lo ghi oh" (wats up, wats up homie, you down with it)
"hei hei hei wah si tuaaaaa pui Ah nee"
and the three homies, yeah, dua ki kah, dua siah and dua khang. this picture was taken by dua ge ja bo while on routine "open flower" mission.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005


if you click on the above link you will be able to read some funny stories about a group of people with nothing else better to do but to plant potatoes, play with cangkul, have funny names, look like a frog, etc. but nothing was said about the author, being a good of friend of the author, i thought i might share some light as to how the author looks like. as you can guess, the picture on the left is the author, i believe an endangered species from the hills of kajang. a genetically created thingy with the head of the racoon and the body of a black bear.

being a good friend of dua sheng as well,
i felt some injustice has been said about the person,
dua sheng is actually very large.

this is the mess he left after the explosion, i think this was call the hujan air mani batu.
dua nao was shock beyond believe
dua nao as a child, (notice the parent trying to drown him!) die ! die ! u little bastard
dua nao parents: "lu ghee thiau hai la! wah bo bak chew see"

dua nao noticing how small his brother was

thinking of "thiau hai"

dua nao free time, is spent by freaking small animals with s&m, "kerjatangan"