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Teresa of the Faint Smile



No one knows what happened to Teresa..... after being ambushed in a trap set by the Creature of the Abyss, One-Horn Demon and Rigardo the Lion.

For those that do not know who the Creature of the Abyss, One-horn Demon and Rigardo the lion are, here are some of the pictures i stole from the net.

Rigardo the (kodomo) lion in his non-awakened form

Rigardo in his awakened form

One-Horned Demon also known as the No.2 who will one day take over and become No.1 (non-awakened)

C4 One-Horned Demon (awakened)

Creature of the Abyss (non- awakened)

Creature of the Abyss (awakened)

Jack Bauer was in town !

Over 10 police personnel cars came zooming in, with dark non JPJ approved tinted glasses, some in ski mask and some in ladies stocking, so some people thought it was a robbery, some thought it was Osama making a grand entrance, they were all wrong. Then with all this commotion going on they stopped a car and yank out an old grandpa, lock and load, then there was silence, I though I heard this from the Cap Tiga Unit agen Johan Bawal, “Anda akan memberitahu saya apa yang saya ingin tahu, soalnya ialah betapa sakitnya anda ingin rasa”

I thought Mr. Minister kick Saudara's ass

I decided to check on as many blogs/site & comments on last night debate.

Sure enough, majority of the readers & writers felt saudara Anwar slaughtered the Minister of Information word for word.

But ducky disagree, ducky felt, the Minister came to do a specific job and actually did the job mighty well.

Both men had specific agendas on their mind.

Saudara to highlight the corruption practice of BN by simply having the excuse of a fuel debate. Mr. Minister on the other is to remind us what saudara used to be and that we should be very afraid of him.

Given saudara’s extensive experience in public speaking and all sorts of ceramah and lectures in Malaysia and abroad, ducky wasn’t really impressed. Mr. Minister whether he had the experience in this kind of field, I have no idea, but ducky thought he did held himself pretty well, like how the Russian kick the Netherlands ass.

Simply put it, saudara has too many skeletons in the closet, and people with too many interesting past can’t really impress other more intellectual people unless they really start doing more action then talking. Err, I mean the other kind of action.

The Government is willing to let you die, are you bold enough to do the same to them ?

For 50 years they ran this country like their very own backyard.

Plundering all the natural resources of the country for their personal benefit and wealth.

Initiate mega billions projects only to be benifitted by a handful of individuals.

Set up 100s of companies to suck our nation wealth even further.

Its like the Free Mason story, from Rahman to Razak to Hussein to Mahathir and now to Badawi.

And when borderless transactions and free trades started eating into their coffers until it dry up did they leave ?

Hell no, they formulated new ideas to generate more cash for themself, reduce subsidies and increasing tolls and parking rates just to name a few.

And while they continue to rape us blind, what did we do ? We revolted against them. we took over 5 major states and we even capture the capital state. But did they leave this time around, after being beaten up so drastically ?

Hell no, they reduced more subsidies and increase more rates. Robbing us in broad day light now.

And what did we do ? We revolted again, this time in more numbers, louder voices, what happen then ? dominoes effect on prices on essential goods start escalating. Taxi fares up, food price up, housing material up, every damn thing under the fucking blue sky when sky high.

And what the fuck did we this time around ? Nothing. absolutely nothing.

And what can we do ? Honestly nothing. You know why ? Because we are not as brute and heartless as them. They are willing to stop at nothing to continue to stay in power. Absolutely nothing, if you dare them, they will do whatever necessary to bring you down legal or other wise.

I dare say I an brave enough to attend a rally, maybe be sprayed by a laced water cannon, but not being beaten by the FRU, kick or assaulted. Not lock up in Sg. Buluh or ISA. I am angry and pissed as you are, but I have kids and a wife. Who is going to look after them ? I got to worry about their future and mine too.

Unless you are ready and willing to go all the way against them, I don't see any end to the current conflict. Like most elderly people would say, just migrate.

News on use of military in our streets seem to shut some of us up. I have seen FRU, they look pretty nasty, but at the end of day, they are to protect and serve. The army on the other hand, kills for a living.

Call me a coward, if I so deserve it, but if you truely look deep into it, thats the fucking truth.

Stop paying balance of your taxes please

I understand some quarters of the blogging community have decided to go on strike on dis-satisfactory on the government rules and policies, ducky not wanting to be left out, decides to go on some form of strike as well. "stop paying your balance of tax" or simply delaying paying your balance of tax strike.

If after the April or June Tax deadline of tax submission, you have some balance of tax to pay, don't bother, don't pay them. I didn't pay them. Are satisfied with your present government ? No ? then don't pay the balance of taxes lah.

Penalty ? Court Case ? Imprisonment ?
Fear not, from a person who practice tax, these procedures takes at a couple of years before it finally happens. Just ignore all their threats letter until they finally decide to really get real nasty on you like a court hearing date. Then you slowly slumberly go to your tax office to meet the tax officers, tell them one hell long of a story with proof of this and that why you cannot pay your RM?????? tax and ask for an installment payment.

Ok disclaimer, but if you constantly need to travel in and out of the country, then it is better to have a clean sheet, as those fuckers will tagged you up with the Immigration and Police department, then you can kiss your passport goodbye.

All else, it should be good to avoid paying your balance of taxes for a couple of years.

Good, now you also can go on strike.

Stupid rebate idea

Fuel rebate for cars with engine capacity 2.0 litres and below ???

Does it not make you wonder, how on earth did this stupid mother fuckers came up with such a ridicolous idea.

Picked from the cheebai star online, eg, a

1. BMW Z4 2.0i ROADSTER (CBU) - 348,800.00
2. MERCEDES-BENZ SLK200 - 468,888.00

Go imagine, you lining up there to collect your rebate, next in line is dollah or maybe some royalty !!!!

4 June Celebration - "Hari Kelahiran Pukimak Negara - Pak Lah"

Fine it is inevitable, for the Government to absorb the petrol prices forever.

Market prices, fine, bring it on. Lets not wait till August, or tomorrow, give it to me now.

A dual increase in price will only make the mother fucking chinese traders/hawkers increase their prices whether it actually affect them or not. So I say increase it once only.

And since the Government insist on market prices, I would also want to buy a car at prevailing market prices.

Can you do that ???? Of of course you can't, cause whenever you take any policy and start comparing with world standards, you only pick what you want to pick and nothing else matters.

You know what, we should have a "Hari Rasmi Ulang Tahun Kelahiran Pukimak Negara" every 4 June to celebrate the country's first hybrid Pukimak, Pak Lah.

Change your SG to OG

Minyak naik, no problem.

Toll naik, no problem.

Electricity naik, no problem.

Makanan naik, no problem.

Really, no problem. You don't need to change your lifestyle. You just need to improvise.

If you makan gaji all the time, then this should be good news to you.

First you go to your Income Tax branch.

Your Tax file no. should be starting with SG, just tell them you want to change to OG, because other than makan gaji, you now have some side business generating some income that you would also like to report, being a good citizen you are.

So with a OG, you are all ready to start whatever business you want to. Make some small turnover, like say RM1,500 a year, then the wonderful part, your expenses.

In your accounts you would have your,

1. Petrol claims
2. Tolls receipts

3. Your dinners/lunches - this will be call entertainment

4. Wages - money you give your spouse/parents/children

5. Medical - spouse/children bills

6. Motor Vehicle maintenance - routine service and maintenance

7. Computer rosak, TV rosak, tukar lampu, this and that - Upkeep of office equipment.

8. etc etc

Now the Tax part.

It is difficult to distinguish a sole proprietor expenses with his personal expenses.

So to make it easier, you would need to add back 1/3 portion of the total expenses claim.

So at the bottom line, instead of just paying for bills, you now, utilise your expenses as a business expenses. And if your expenses is more than your income, which is the sole reason we are doing this, you get to set off that loss with your SALARY Income ! Isn't that wonderful !

So this Ducky's way to tell Pak Lah, FUCK YOU TOO for 4 June.

btw, if you kena tangkap by LHDN for tipuing them, then too bad lah. You just need to pandai-pandai play with the figures and be consistent with % and keep all your receipts.

The vengeful Government

This is what an immature or kurang matang government does when they have kalah in an election. Instead of trying to win back public confidence and trust, they decide to teach us a fucking lesson for ditching them in the poll booth. From police brutality in residential conflicts, no to minimum wages to increase in minyak price.

There is only one thing in my mind right now, lets burn down putrajaya.

Anyone know how to make a molokov cocktail ?