Monday, August 17, 2015

I guess what i want to write about basically is about all the tv shows i have seen and write a 1 liner description.

Becca : father can i ask you something
Hank : daughter
Becca : can i ask you something
Hank : anything my love
Becca : why is there a naked lady in your bedroom
Hank : you wait right there ok
Becca : there is no hair on her vagina, do you think she is ok ?
Hank : I'll check

Californication - Hank stick his dick in anything that moves but still loves his wife/ex-wife. Really ? Well it appear so but deep down its all about a shitty father, a confuse wife and a kick ass daughter.

Thats my 2 liner. 

7 seasons 12 episodes

Friday, November 07, 2014

I felt empty for a moment when I watched the ending of the last episode of House MD.

Felt a void in my life as the sarcastic genius lonely Doctor rode off into the sunset with fellow accomplice Dr Wilson.

Interesting enough fellow Aussie Dr Chase is now a fireman in Chicago Fire.

Pretty blond Missy Cameron is now a fairy tale heroin fighting off villains from a rojak of characters from Grimm to Hans Christian Anderson to if you can think of it they are there........eventually.

Even Wilson played a few episodes in the Sci-Fi alien whooping show giving Walking Dead a run for their episodes, Falling Skies.

But nadda for the Dr himself, I always felt he would fit well in 24, playing opposite Mr tight ass Jack Bauer. Haunting Jack with his sarcastic remarks while being wrestle to the floor resisting Jack trying to shaft a towel into his mouth.

Thursday, November 06, 2014

Not a great fan of Kevin Costner.

But Draft Day, well that is different.

Reminds me of Michael Keaton in The Paper (1994).

These kind of shows are not action pack but the events of a single day, the decision they made in the morning, changes by mid afternoon and by deadline time always that gut feeling deep in you squeezing your balls telling you that's it. I love this kind of rush-rush shows with humanity thrown in.

Friday, October 03, 2014

I swear this must be the original script for Godzilla, else why cast Bryan Cranston.

Godzilla had some ED issues so he went to see Heisenberg, since he heard Heisenberg had the purest blue stuff.

He got a ton from Heisenberg, swallowed it with a few hundred gallons of vodka and went knocking on the female MUTO doors. 

MUTO was there lying all prickly and Godzilla just couldn't get his tail up.

MUTO all ready for Godzilla giant Cockzilla, now disappointed high tail to the nearest uranium bar where she met fly boy MUTO as well.

They got rocking, the earth start shaking, Godzilla pissed as hell, the rest you can see from the movie.

Thursday, October 02, 2014

Breaking Bad.

Breaking Bad is one of those slow motion show you cannot tahan.

And the characters take god damn long to grow into you.

The show starts, you fucking hate Walter, cause he is a pussy and that gets you wtf.

Then Jesse, wtf is wrong with you man, can't you be a little calm ??????

First time i started watching it after 2 episodes I can't take it anymore. all the Walter pussy and Jesse wtf just pisses me off.

Then 5 years gone by, you read in the news that Breaking Bad won some awards, wtf, seriously.

So i sat down again, took a deep breath, suffer through a few episodes, then I see, Walter grew some balls and became Heisenberg a kick ass mother fucker, well Jesse is still Jesse. But he grows on you now.

But do watch the behind the scenes, for a dark serious show, the behind the scene is so fucking hilarious. As Walter have to put his cancer face on, behind the scene is like tahan the cancer face until CUT!.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014


If I had a all time top 10 or top 5 list, Weeds would be there.

A family that grow and sell weed and the shit that goes along with it.

Black comedy, a heroine and fucking, shit load of fucking physical or abusive.

8 season altogether, but the episodes are as fuck up as the characters in the show, no fucking clue, first season was 10, second was 12, 3rd like 13 etc etc etc.

watch it you won't regret it.

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Ahh TV series, what would you do without them.

In this hell hole that we live in, TV series give us some hope and a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, a temporarily escape from our everyday mundane life into a reality that was once what we were but now lost in the 21st Century fast pace living, where everything is me me me and me again.

FNL. Friday Night Lights, the movie that became a TV Series, the TV Series above all other TV Series. The only show on this planet that can make a grown up man cry, cry like bloody baby crying.

The show is very good at capturing moments from different angle, capturing the expression, the kind of expression that we can relate to, because we have been there and we know the feeling, that sad/angry/happy feeling. 

Unlike most show now, this show catch you from the very first episode, as the build up to the very first game, you can feel the tension, and the show knows exactly how to bring that tense feeling a notch every single minute, up to the start of the game and BAM, shit happens. 

Its just like life, we plan and plan, we budget, we save and BAM shit happens.

And of course the best quote from the show, "Give all of us gathered here tonight the strength to remember that life is so very fragile. We are all vulnerable, and we will all, at some point in our lives... fall. We will all fall. We must carry this in our hearts... that what we have is special. That it can be taken from us, and when it is taken from us, we will be tested. We will be tested to our very souls. We will now all be tested. It is these times, it is this pain, that allows us to look inside ourselves."

Well this is how Coach Taylor looks like for the entire 5 season of the show

Five years since I last scribble something here.

A lot has change, 2008 was disappointing, 2013 was not convincing, 2014 looks very personal agenda, I have no intention to continue voting in any future elections.

Just like how I mentioned in my last post 5 years ago, "the rebels overthrow those in power, but in the end , the new regime becomes just like the old one"

I think I will start scribbling things I like to do most, cooking and watching TV.

At least my tummy is full and there are always happy ending.

Friday, March 06, 2009

Won't Get Fooled Again

The first time you hear it, it would sound familiar, then you realised it's that theme song from CSI Miami.

You decide to check who sang it, when you notice it was The Who, then you remembered they also sang that theme song for CSI Las Vegas, then just for the heck of it, you checked for that theme song for CSI New York, and what do you know, Baba O"Riley is also performed by The Who.

The first few times you listen to Won't Get Fooled Again, you might get annoyed by that constant organ tone. So you ignore it

Then one day while you are not in a very good mood and driving, this annoying song come to play, instead of changing track, you crank the volume up a few notches, then the solo organ part and your brain suddenly seems to be intune with one another, you crank it up further a few more notches, not only are they intune, your entire self comes to realised that this is not an annoying song anymore, but one heck of a song, no! its not one heck of a song, it one of a kind! It's like getting high on music, that organ solo thing, is really hynotizing.

A quick checked on Wikepedia revealed that like all 60s & 70s songs, its about a revolution.

'In the first verse, there is an uprising. In the middle, the rebels overthrow those in power, but in the end, the new regime becomes just like the old one"  

Sounds familiar ?

Friday, February 27, 2009

Allah should know better than to rain on a weekday

Yes there should be like a covenant like that rainbow thing in Noah days, that it would not rain in the morning especially on a weekday.

Because when it pours in the morning, the office boys cannot get to work, which make our work sangkut in the middle.

And of course traffic jam due to bad trafic management, bad roads and idiot drivers.

And worst of all, those of us that need to sent our kids to school.

Worst hit are those kids that cycle to school.

But if you are unemployed, then pray for rain every morning, the fuck should you care for any fucking thing else.