Monday, May 14, 2018

Malaysia General Election 2018

This shit has to be documented and made into a film.

The drama before elections, the numbers of Malaysian overseas that came back, the tension, the predictions and the waiting. Ah the waiting in the wee hours of the morning.

On Sunday night prior to Election Wednesday, attended a ceramah.

This part of the ceramah caught my attention.

If by 11pm TV3 have not made the announcement that Barisan Nasional has won, it's good news.

If by 12am TV3 still has not made any announcement, you know and I know it's going to be a very good news.

If by 1am, still TV3 has not made any announcement, ladies and gentlemen i tell you, we have won, kita sudah menang.

But those that stayed up until 5am to watch the final results still knew it wasn't over yet, until the new PM is sworn in. We were sceptical and we were worried of the shit BN will pulled out of their Ass.

An 11am sworn in was delayed until 9.30pm.

Finally at the awaited hour, it happened. Barisan Nasional was finally defeated.

Few quotes that I heard that tickles me during the nomination day to election.

1. The MP that forgotten to bring along her NRIC on nomination day, would had forgotten to bring her Cheebai if it was an attach accessories.

2. We came back "kow kok-kah" in cantoenese which literally translate to "we came back to save the country".

3. On election day while waiting for the school gate to open, an uncle was calling his friend "hei san thong kai ah" in cantoenese translate to wake up and gut the chicken.

salam 1 Malaysia, majulah sukan untuk negara.


Friday, July 28, 2017

Poldark.

The new one not the 1970s.

This is good. Didn't watch the old one.

More British era, 1700s, poor folks eat grass again.

Keep google on standby, this folks don't speak the Queen's very well.

"T'int right, t'int fair, t'int proper."

Mr Selfridge.

I could not help my self, I just needed another shot of British era series.

Not as good, watchable.

Self made man, full of himself, should have sold his adrenaline instead of his dreams.

Made for entertainment the beginnings of Selfridge & Co.

Downton Abbey.

Butlers to Hallboys, Housekeeper to maids.

British Aristocrat post Edwardian era.

The rich don’t work the poor eats grass.


Michelle Dockery also in Good Behavior.

Tuesday, June 06, 2017

Californication is House.

Hank is House and Wilson is Karen.

The chemistry, the love hate, the bond, its all there.

They both actually dressed alike, dark blue jeans and black T-shirt.

And Warren Zevon.

everybody lies madafaka.


The Graham Norton Show.

British talk show. Open bar and tiu nia ma all you like. Its a party not a talkshow.

Suggested episode, S14E18, S12E10 second part.

The Newsroom.

Imagine Dr Gregory House as a news anchor. He just tells the news as it is, fuck the ratings and fuck the advertisers.




Monday, August 17, 2015

I guess what i want to write about basically is about all the tv shows i have seen and write a 1 liner description.

Becca : father can i ask you something
Hank : daughter
Becca : can i ask you something
Hank : anything my love
Becca : why is there a naked lady in your bedroom
Hank : you wait right there ok
Becca : there is no hair on her vagina, do you think she is ok ?
Hank : I'll check

Californication - Hank stick his dick in anything that moves but still loves his wife/ex-wife. Really ? Well it appear so but deep down its all about a shitty father, a confuse wife and a kick ass daughter.

Thats my 2 liner. 

7 seasons 12 episodes

Friday, November 07, 2014

I felt empty for a moment when I watched the ending of the last episode of House MD.

Felt a void in my life as the sarcastic genius lonely Doctor rode off into the sunset with fellow accomplice Dr Wilson.

Interesting enough fellow Aussie Dr Chase is now a fireman in Chicago Fire.


Pretty blond Missy Cameron is now a fairy tale heroin fighting off villains from a rojak of characters from Grimm to Hans Christian Anderson to if you can think of it they are there........eventually.


Even Wilson played a few episodes in the Sci-Fi alien whooping show giving Walking Dead a run for their episodes, Falling Skies.


But nadda for the Dr himself, I always felt he would fit well in 24, playing opposite Mr tight ass Jack Bauer. Haunting Jack with his sarcastic remarks while being wrestle to the floor resisting Jack trying to shaft a towel into his mouth.

Thursday, November 06, 2014

Not a great fan of Kevin Costner.

But Draft Day, well that is different.

Reminds me of Michael Keaton in The Paper (1994).

These kind of shows are not action pack but the events of a single day, the decision they made in the morning, changes by mid afternoon and by deadline time always that gut feeling deep in you squeezing your balls telling you that's it. I love this kind of rush-rush shows with humanity thrown in.