Monday, February 27, 2006

how do you pee with a circumcise dick ?

yesterday i attended a relative majlis berkhatan. if you are like adam & marion of 8tv quickie, being a durian, malaysian that cannot speak and understand the malay language, its circumcise, you know the cutting of the kkc foreskin.

i've never actually seen a circumcise dick before, its not like you can ask your malay colleague to drop his pants to show you his dick. but what made me wonder is, how does someone with a sliced dick pee? on the toilet bowl i mean, you know the one you sit on to shit.

being an uncircumcise bugger, my foreskin helps me to aim my shot accurately into the toilet bowl, so if you are like circumcise and your brother is botak, without foreskin, then how do you aim lah? maybe you have to sit down at the toilet bowl just like a pussy to pee, or maybe some acrobatic skills is required to perform the task. maybe which i think is the most likely is, they put their hand in front of their dick and pee, so to say, they pee on their hand.

12 comments:

Inevitable said...

Hmm... I thought u only potong the tip of the kkc skin.
i imagine it like a normal kkc without the top skin covering the head so that the head will always terdedah ...
correct me if i am wrong

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

LOL, aiyoh, ducky you very teh siao. Same what, with or without skin. The piss get out of the lubang oni what? LOL. you think it become like shower head ah? Aiks, is this is tricky question?

ducky said...

inevitable - precisely without the cap the kkc will pee, "here there everyway, old mack donald have a dick, eeyah eeyah oh"

5xmom- aiyoh lilian, your anak and atm pee slighty different lah. your anak one less power, honda cupcai only, your atm one like goldwing, vrrroommm.

if kencing at urinal is ok lah, why your home also urinal like shopping complex one meh? that one just take out and shoot, but like at home the toilet bowl how ?

i think you go make withdrawal at your atm and see how the money disperse without the cap on.

Yodaddy said...

ahahaah ducky. very good. this shows you're ignorant about other peoples culture/religion. but what to do? cannot help already unless you read and understand what i write in my blog. being a fundie like you means only believing in your own culture/religion. i can change that. believe in the divine yoda and you will be saved.Afuckingmen.

ducky said...

yoda i did not ask about that, all i ask was how to pee not about ppl culture/religion. unless you are saying some cultures pee in their pants and hands, etc.

angel said...

**scratching head**

what u mean by my foreskin helps me to aim my shot accurately into the toilet bowl?

logically speaking, if got foreskin, ain't it more difficult to errr...aim or pee?? LOL!

**really really mind-boggled**

ducky said...

you see angel, because u and 5xmom also girl, so you all dont know about this joystick thing.
but angel you speak so logically like you also have that joystick one.
i think you go ask yoda to show to you pee with cap on and cap off, and to make the demonstration more easily understood, i suggest you stand in front of yoda. then you can fully understand the wetness of this thing.

Yodaddy said...

Does it have aything to do with culture or religion? maybe, maybe not.
To me it is something like asking you how you perform the missionary position without hitting your partner on the face with the cross you hang on your neck? (shit should have blog this instead of the lying preacher!)

Maybe you take it out? or you just put in your mouth or your partners mouth? or you stick it up your nose?

If the above questions is showing ignorance to your culture/religion then imagine what yours did to islam?

But then again, what do i care about islam? bring on the bashing!

ducky said...

i dun wear a crucifix, i tatooed it on my dick.

Shireen K said...

why so sampat geh... next time go pee that time wait until one mah chan come in .. then when he pee at the urinal .. you kap him la... sei fatt mou... nothing else to do...

better you include this as your hobby la.. pouk ppl in the toilet to see how circumsized kkc look like when pee..

Shireen K said...

oh yah...since u have your kkc foreskin.. pls remember wash woh when pan jio finish... if not very the la sam..

ducky said...

shireen, why so much anger in you, not enough sleep ah ? or something else. ah yo, i only ask how they pee ? i tarak say i want to see, you miscommunicate lah. or izzit want to get my attention. dont worry, i wash my kkc and my hand everytime i pan jio wan. thank you for your concern.