Saturday, February 18, 2006

i dont know weather you people realised or not, somethings cannot do one you try to do also cannot do one. let me give you an example.

during chinese new year, i balik kampung, during one of those days, we decide to go to the stream to play play water, unlike the stream in kl, the stream in most kampung are most definitely crystal clear. anyway while, celup celup air, i feel like want to kencing, but lazy go in to jungle and pee, somemore people say if you kencing in jungle not safe after cobra snake bite your kkc, my one not 120ft long, just your average joe, so tak jadi. so i decide to lepas naturally in the stream saja. but to my terkejut, my kencing cannot come out, because i was wearing pants. and the mind automatically sense i was wearing pants, so made a conclusion that no pee will be disburse through the kkc while it is block by some foreign object. can you believe that or not. so i was there trying to kencing, at the same time trying not to look like i want to kencing, after people see susah. so try and try, had to manually try to over ride the brain kencing procedure, finally can kencing, all come out, feel very lega, but when the kencing come out that time, you have to "push" like when you want to pang sai, because if you dont tolak, the kencing will autumatically stop one. i guess this is system embedded into on head since kecik-kecik dulu to prevent from kencing while tidur.


my son celup air ala naturel

kampung stream very clear

small waterfall

12 comments:

Ah Pek said...

practise make perfect. i stay by the sea. i always kencing when i am swimming in the sea. too leceh to go to the public loo.

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

This ducky is really amusing! We women got no such problem wor.

And then, ahpek, aiyor, next time I go PD I won't dare to swim with you. Eeek...yellow yellow water comes out like dat.

ducky said...

ah pek, i think you practise too long already, now toooooo perfect, malam-malam tidur pagi sudah basah, my son use mami-poko, can last until morning, for you, err, i'm not sure got size or not, somemore 120ft long, sure seep through mattress one.

5xmom why women got no such problem one? must be the multi orgasm side benefit i think.

Yodaddy said...

On no Ducky! The river's ecosystem! Quick call Hans, the enviro report guy. Speaking of which, have you shifted your "fotress" upstairs? am also wondering who is occupying my old fotress? and if u dont mind me asking, any casualties of war lately? And finally, got anyone i can pinch ah? need some slaves here lah.

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

Hey, I tag you. Go pick up the questions from my blog,ok?

ducky said...

suggest change of co-sign, current co-sign has been infiltrated.
my fortress drawbridge is currently up and shut. enemies have other fish to fry. as my current fortress is alcatraz, there dont seem any need for transfer to the sg. buluh site. the old fort occupant is a rookie with suspicious relations. voluntarily casualities of war are common and there are no exception here as well, dua thau. sorry all prisoners have been shot dead trying to escape. so no sex slaves for you. i shall also change co-sign, i will retain this and have another for fortress purposes. this messagge will self distruct in 10 hours.

ducky said...

eh, i got tag ? what is tag ah yoda ? better go over and see.

ah yoyo, got q&a, somemore subjective not objective, so long never do homework. die lah die lah.

HeavenD said...
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No. 12 said...

roger that heavend.

HeavenD said...

heavend calling echo 1, we have a secured channel. please update the status of the fortress as often as possible. crossdresser, big eyes and smoker are also eager for some action. And please change base camp immediately. Dont wait for 10 hours.

Yodaddy said...

aiyoh ducky, you pee in your pants ah? bad move. you know that you pee what you consume right? now if you ate durrian b4 going to the stream, you would be wondering why all the clothes in the washing machine smell like durian. also on the thing about the difficulty in peeing when you are submerged in the river, it might be due to the resistance of water. Think of it like you blow a straw in the air and then blow the straw in the water. sure harder to blow in the water right? and about the cobra, dont worry lah. unless you pee while youre kneeling, the cobra will just go for your legs only. You would probably die but at least your kkc still in one piece mah.

ducky said...

yoda please go try experiment kencing in river/swimming pool/sea than you know, water resistance konon! eh, when cobra see bird, cobra eat bird, what for bite your legs?