today is valentine day, when chocolate suddenly becomes non fattening food and roses cost an arm and a leg. everybody is blogging about valentine day, what to buy, where to buy, where to eat, what to eat, what to say, where to do it, where not to do it, what to wear, what to avoid, etc etc etc.

well no worry, i'm not writing anything about valentine, i'm sure many ppl out there already muak listening about valentine this and that. so no worry, no valentine day thingy here.

i'll write about the fairer sex, wonder why it's call the fairer, they are not that fair or fairer comparable to us, anyway, i just want to say some maybe only little words. commenting about ladies, is very difficult, you say the wrong word, bam you are dead, you say the wrong word with a tone, bam bam you are double dead, say i love you with the wrong name, bam bam bam you are totally dead. you get the picture.

men are somehow created by the almighty a little dumber than the fairer sex. i know its not fair, but what to do, god say so mah. dumber in a sense, that we have little emotions or sensitivity understanding. the ladies practically have to tell the guys what is wrong with them, all the folded hands (we think u trying to cover your boobs from us cause we ham sap), stamping of foot, frowning, throwing of dishes, at night have headache (u know the drill, not tonight dear, got headache), we thought all this is because is that time of month again.

we can sent men to moon, create genetically modified genes, find cure for cancer(?), build the world fastest this and that, but when it comes to understanding women, we are dumb folded. we blink and we mumble mambo jumbo, which most of the time, bam bam bam and bam. women have six sense when you talk, their senses heighten when they hear different tones coming from that adam's apple. that would be followed by our body language. next time you want a lie detector machine, use a lady.

of course there are those men who seem to understand women, naturally, as if inbreed, we know them as softer man, it's a nicer way of calling it. but some are not gays, they are gigolows, well if you do that for a living, of course you are better at it. so where does this leave all of us idiots here.

dont lie, be sincere, try to remember everything you said to her because it is important to her, buy nice gifts when its not an occasion, hold her hands, understand her and for heaven sake, please dont push her head down (below your belt) as soon as you are making out!

happy valentine day.

special public apology for someone special.
sorry for today, if i understood you completely from the beginning, then it would be much pleasant. want to eat ice cream at swenson tonight, then you need to call the cook to cancel the fried chicken wings tonight.