today is chap lak meh ! happy chap lak meh to you all.

never heard of chap lak meh before ? this is because you city boy/girl not kampung boy like me. chap lak meh is the day you start to take down all your cny decorations, like the tang lung (some ppl hang from moon cake festival until cny over, easier mah), then all those leftover oranges give to chen and jacky, they seems to want it, i dont know why. all the cookies have to see whether masuk angin or not, if masuk angin, feed the dog lah, dont feed the cat, the bloody cat wont eat one, i tried before. then you wash all the empty containers to dry. after that give back to your mother to make more cookies next year. your mother will be so proud, all her cookies you and the dog finish it oledi.

all the box drink, can drink, put back in the store room, wait for special occasion to open again. all the dry meat and chicken floss, do "long yoke min pau" lah. then you need to clean the aquarium, because during cny, ppl come to your house and they throw things into the fish tank, they think fish like dog, eat anything you give. if your fish blur blur, then someone poured some carlsberg or o kow oledi.

and near finally, weigh yourself and measure your waist, very happy leh, very prosper leh. and lastly you see those papers pile up like the twin tower in your kiv and in tray, start workingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!