Monday, February 27, 2006

The Lying Speaker

Am glad that ducky willing to go head on on this controversial topic. Usually, ducky's post about his real life . Wonder what made him do religious stuff? From his post, me thinks ducky is a fundie. One day he will bomb the shit out of primary school childrens!

OK lah since his blog now becomes less conservative, i am gonna do my stuff here instead of restricting it only to my blog.

TITLED : THE LYING SPEAKER - DEATH TO ALL MAN, WOMAN AND CHILDREN OF THE ENEMY OF MY RELIGION. ONLY THOSE WOMAN CHILD WHO DO NOT KNOW MAN, I SAFE FOR MYSELF

DISCLAIMER 1 In the following account of the lying speaker, "Speaker" should be read as any one of these pastor, priest, rabbi, mullah, acolyte,monk, witch, conjurer, ayah pin's wife, etc. depending on which sect of what religion you could most easily identified to.

DISCLAIMER 2 "God" should be read as any of the supreme being such as jehowah, yhwh, elohim, allah, quetzacoatl, buddha, kuan yin, dua pek kong, dua lan gong, odin,loki,ra, isis, osiris, zeus, hera, brahma,krishna, ayah pin, gilgamesh, jesus or whichever other gods you shiok with.

lastly "devil" should be read as whatever you want to. Who gives a fuck if i offend the devil right?


Most religious people would find blashemy extremely offendable. If you are one of them, do not proceed further!
If you are a suicide bomber wanting to go to heaven to meet some virgins, please also do not proceed further!
But if you are a hot chick with one or both of the above qualities, please proceed. i am going to take my chance!



NOTE : This is my perception of religion in general. If you are a christian/islam, just imagine i am soot-ing the egypt god. If you are egypt, just imagine i soot-ing the mayan god lah.

BEGIN

Speaker mouth says : GOD IS GREEEEEATTT!
Speaker heart says : if god so great, why am i standing here with you bunch of morons, trying to convince you about something which i already brainwash you every week to believe?

Speaker mouth says : TO DO {your favourite sin here} IS TO INVITE THE DEVIL TO YOUR SOUL!
Speaker heart says : Yeah right. masturbate somemore and you will go blind. These morons would believe anything.!

Speaker mouth says : TO THE UNBELIEVERS WE SAY TO THEM, REPENT! OR BURN IN HELL!
Speaker heart says : Lets all go kill those mutherfuckers. Death to all man, women and children of the enemy of my religion! only those women child who do not know men, i safe for myself.

Speaker mouth says : GOD LOVES YOU!
Speaker heart says : Death to all man, women and children of the enemy of my religion! only those women child who do not know men, i safe for myself.

Speaker mouth says : GIVE GENEROUSLY TO GOD. AND RECEIVE THE BLESSINGS FROM HIM.
Speaker heart says : Death to all man....(lazy wanna type again and again. but you all catch the drift lah.). Also please contribute to my nightclub sessions.


Ducky blogs : most christians are 2 hours sunday believers. once service is over, they go back to being an asshole 2 hours before.
Ducky thinks : Death to all man....


Yoda blogs : Ducky is a fundie..... One day he will bomb the shit out of primary school childrens!
Yoda thinks : Death to all man....

ENDS

EPILOGUE

Now you see what we could happen if the majority are NOT 2 hours sunday believers but instead are like ducky, 24 hours a day believer. I hope you are not offended by the things i wrote above.
And ducky, how dare you think of forcing your own perception of religion to other people? But i like your style of doing it. Must be because you read my blog too often lah.


Finally,
Yoda blogs : I hope you are not offended by the things i wrote above.
Yoda thinks : fuck lah not again. Death to all man.....

disclaimer (ducky) : yoda writes but ducky can edit, but that would be finas job right ?
if your religion is in your heart then this would not bother you much. but if you are bothered, then you you were bothered when the 12 caricatures of mohammed was published.
if you are suddeny full of questions and in doubt your religion then there is somethng wrong with you not your believe.

9 comments:

Yodaddy said...

hi ducky, am commenting on my own post!

actually i am commenting only to your disclaimer. you seems to be saying that religion is not wrong. only the person is wrong. Thats a fundie speaking!!i dont remember you saying that the person who drew the caricature is wrong, the persons protesting is wrong and that islam is right. All i remember is that you said islam is not tolerant!

To place religion or more accurately YOUR PARTICULAR BELIEF above human, then the person in my opinion, is very close to blowing himself up with those who do not agree with him.

But there are somethings that i MUST agree with your religion. that is Death to all man....

ducky said...

you seem to see things from a very different point of view. i think you might even pee while holding your dick with your hands coming around from below your thigh.

once again i need to clarify what i meant. all i want to bring to light is that whatever religion the reader have, is his or her true religion, if the reader has any doubt after reading this hilarious post, then the reader should examine himself/herself as to why there was a doubt. why is his/her faith is in question. not that his/her religion is in question. we dont do that kind of stuff in ducky ok.

Yodaddy said...

hm...i am not same view as you, therefore i am wrong....hm.. Ducky says: i think you might even pee while holding your dick with your hands coming around from below your thigh.
Ducky thinks : Death to all man.....

HAHAAHA. but seriously, you really care about other religion?

Ok. your blog, your way. no problem with that. but i am just wondering if i was talking about some other religion, particularly islam, would you have put up this disclaimer...

ducky said...

no comment

cheng sim said...

hmm. im surprisingly not offended. i think its rather funny though. hehehe.

its true. Christians who go to church are not necessarily the nicest human being walking in the street.

Yodaddy said...

ducky said : no comment
ducky mean : death..(just kidding)

cheng sim, thanks for your support!

ducky said...

actual fact its not offending, just in case some lunatic take it to heart, so all the disclaimer. glad you like it. any comment abt the circumcise thingy?

Yodaddy said...

oh ic! i have gotten the wrong impression when you put the disclaimer. Now i know that it is for those Lunatic religious people! but are you suprised that there is very little people like that reading ur blog? because so far no fundie shit comments coming.

ducky said...

i notice i dont catch all this fundie ppl around, maybe next time around should put some sign board in pps, like "if u are fundie, click here" or better post title "kenny sia swearing in the church" or maybe "jeff ooi interview ayah pin"