Monday, March 20, 2006

Sepang Fucking 1

yoda and i went to sepang fucking 1 yesterday to watch the fucking 1 grand prix. why all the fucking 1, let me tell you why.

journey till the sepang toll was a ok.

then nightmare begins, kuala lumpur traffic jam style towards the parking area. it was bumper to bumper and exhaust to exhaust, till the car park. then terror strikes, some other friends call us and informed us that parking was RM50.00. yes fucking rm50.00 just to park your car underneath some palm oil. its not even a proper car park. so we left the parking area for FREE parking. after some time we found one. park our car there, and suddenly one fat malay boy pop out.

fat boy : bang rm15.00.
me : apa ? rm15.00 ?
fat boy : ya bang, saya ditugas disini untuk jaga parking.
me : mana you punya tag
fat boy : saya extra bang, tak ada tag
me : mana pondok untuk kutip tiket ?
fat boy : ribut sudah tiup bang.
me : kepala pundek, jom balik lah.
my other friend : tak apa, saya bagi dia tiket free, nah dik ambik tiket ni.
fat boy : thank you brother.
my other friend : puki mak, lanciou, cibai.

so we walk to our place which was C3. at the entrance, officials check our bags, i thought it was for bomb or catapult. but fucking no. all drinking bottles are not to be brought in. so what the fuck can we do. i have to leave 1 dozen drinking water at the entrance.

water price there ? i drank a 600ml blue mineral water. it cost me rm4.00. yoda drank a foster beer, rm16.00 fucking roos.

the race ? for 1st timers, it was great. the cars were loud and fucking fast. i took about 50 pictures of the F1 cars, but 20 was at least just the fence without the cars, 10 was like the front or just the rear. these cars are super fast. you cant imagine how fast this cars are until you seat there at the track and watch them go zzzzommmmmmm past you. i cant describe it.

pictures ? maybe next post, left it at home.

overall ? sepang is hot and sticky, just like putrajaya. F1 is loud, lighting fast and an expensive affair.

yes i forgotten, it took us about 45 minutes to walk from our car to the track where we sat. that's how far it was.

one more thing we saw, was the number of buses that belong to the ministry of education. it was like 100s. now we know where the saved fuel subsidies went. improving public transport, yes improving the ministry of education transportation system. najib didnt lie, he just didnt tell the whole truth.

next year ? dont think so, unless we get free parking.

maybe next year we'll go early, and you'll hear someone saying, "bang parking kat sini rm30.00, percuma satu tiket F1 dan dua botol air mineral" terima kasih yeh bang.

10 comments:

Yodaddy said...

yeah the beer, i bought it because the lady selling it was like huge.yeah! i believe you have a pic right? post!!!

But the higlight of the day must be Keke Jr. Rosberg's william blew up like 10 metres away. It was like BOOOM!! flashes of fires and a lot of smoke.

luckily got this entertainment if not i would have threw my fucking expensive beer can on to the track, right before someone takes the sweeping corner.

Inevitable said...

good experience eh?
got piss at sepang or not?

Yodaddy said...

not yet. but sepang f1 track will be hosting the FIM motorboat racing when i am done with it!

hey inevitable, your garaaofthesand change to monkeydruffy. Damn keng man! (remeber to vote for me ah)

Cockroach said...

u all no need 2 work 1 ah?

Yodaddy said...

dont bother asking them. a few weeks ago, uncle ducky and aunty angel was chatting in the tagboard(now chatterbox) for the whole day. i asked the exact same question then.

Which proves that we are on the same wavelenght and channel! you and me sure ngam king wan! and dont bother with the uncle aunty talk about singers and actress who died long time ago( to show their age).

ducky said...

piss at sepang ? how to piss, rm4.00 a bottle of water, it would be expensive piss lah.

ei, cockroach shut your cock-roach mouth lah, u small kid go skool dun cakap banyak, after i whack kau u then u know.

what is with all this uncle/aunty calling huh ? i fuck kau u like i fuck kau cock-a-roach then you know.

Inevitable said...

i have yet to vote yet. u guys kena impress me first .. haha

Yodaddy said...

eh ducky, sudahlah. dont try to act like bad ass ok!

people dont know you might think you are bad ass or something. But knowing you, i going to laugh at your threat!

and duck, why you keep saying she go to school? i thought she grad recently.

Or...the pedo in you wished she was younger...

angel said...

but wasn't it an exciting experience? at least?

Yodaddy said...

got a bit exciting. when rosbergs's car blew up. Booom!!(deja vu, i mentioned this somewhere)

and that we learnt the sound the cars make when they were there.

kreeeeenggggg together with kokororororo means they are ok. they are at the optimum racing line and are really revving the engine. if we hear the kreeeeeengggg without the kokororoororo means they are not at the optimum racing line by going over the kerbs.