Tuesday, March 28, 2006

my fantasy letter

in my line of work, i write a lot of letters to the various govt agency for various kind of reasons, from application to appeal letters. but these days, i seem to find it difficult to pen down for a even a simple letter.

i'm quite sure you know how a normal letter to the govt agency look/sound like. a lot of nice words, thank them in advance, asking for their good grace, hoping they would use their best descrition, calling then berbahagia and all those shit.

but now, i cant just seem to do it any more. it's practically forcing myself to write all those lovey-dovey lines, where in actual fact it should go somethng like this.

Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri
Cawangan Kampung Attap (W.P.)
Tingkat UG, 8,9, 11 & 20
Wisma KWSG
Jalan Kampung Attap
50460 Kuala Lumpur

Tuan,


DUCKY - NO. RUJUKAN CUKAI 1234567-01(0)
PEMBAYARAN BALIK CUKAI LEBIHAN SAYA.

Perkara diatas dirujuk.

ooi pukimak, bila lagi cukai lebihan saya akan dikembalikan kepada saya ? pihak you tidak ada sebab munasabah langsung untuk menyimpan cukai berlebihan saya tanpa membayar kepada saya sebarang kadar faedah yang sepatutnya saya terima.

pihak you juga tidak bertimbangrasa terhadap kita yang membayar gaji you orang. alasan yang sentiasa you orang bagi, fail tidak dapat dilocate, pegawai incharge cuti, lanciau sakit, puki sakit, saya tak tau, bukan saya punya kes dan pelbagai lagi alasan.

you orang ingat kerajaan itu you punya bapak punya kah ? tiu ! utang duit orang tak nak bayar, cakap itu dan ini, hutang you sikit, nak keluar surat penalti lah, surat saman lah, surat makamah lah dan last last surat waran tangkap. kalau suka hati kita orang, kita tau mau bayar cukai lagi selagi, you orang tarak beres semua hutang kami.


ducky

3 comments:

amoste said...

Awesome.. thanks for saying what everyone wants to say..

Inevitable said...

This is my third year of paying taxes.

First year, they hutang me around 150 bucks or so. So I ask them to deduct it for me in the second year tax declaration but they said I need to write letter one. (Ducky, pinjam lu punya surat, gua mau hantar)

I guess this year, I betul betul have to ask back for the excess la ...

ducky said...

thank you amoste.

no need to write letter one, just take all your tax file if you have one, and go to your branch and give them hell, even if its rm10.