Saturday, March 25, 2006

have you had a threesome before



one of the thing that i felt that i didnt get to do before i got married was have a threesome. i mean it looks good on the porno, two chick and a guy or two guys with a chick. or is that all make believe. i have no experience to tell from, neither do i know anyone that has told me that they had a threesome before. so its just like a assumption of how great a threesome would be.

maybe malaysians dont do threesome. you seen any malaysian porn that does threesome ? indon yes, thai yes, but not malaysia. not even the home videos or the uni student home videos, no threesome.

so lets imagine a threesome, you and two chicks, while you are fucking the chick, the other chick lick your balls or dick as it slide in and out of the pussy, i think that would be rather "cho teng" dont you think. or you're licking some pussy while fucking, thats like double work dont you think, normaly you go down on each other then you fuck, its like a gift exchange, you suck, i lick, we fuck. now is i lick, you suck, we fuck & i lick again. its like doing overtime. or you're fucking the chick and she go lesbo with the other chick, that dont seem right. the only fun part i can think off is the making out part, two chick cant get enough of you, and you're not preoccupied fucking yet, you have the time to grope them four breast. wow four breast. the best part would definitely the two chicks sharing a BJ, two mouths and two tongues on your dick. wow.

but on the other hand, a chick fuck with two guys, seems to work out fine. she can get DP, else she can get fuck and suck dick at the same time. fuck and make out with the other guy, i thought i read it somewhere that threesome is actually pleasure for the chick, she get fuck in the pussy, her tits get grope by one of the guys and she is either doing a BJ or making out with the other guy, so all her senses area are being sensationalize, and she get her multiple orgasm. if a guy did a multiple orgasm, my guess is he wont be able to walk for at least a day and he'll be dead tired if not dead.

so the million dollar question, how do you get your partner to agree to do a threesome. for a guy it would be tough, imagine to tell your chick that you want to fuck someone else beside her together with her. you know how bitches go about this things, saying you dont love them anymore, you dont care for them anymore, you want to change partner and all that shit. my best bet is to watch a porno with her, the one with the lesbo scene, theree chicks at least. then while watching you can ask her whether she likes that or not, if she does then ask her how it should be done with you being excluded of course, then you casually ask, how you can fit into all this. is she somehow agree, for goodness sake dont suggest anyone, if you do that, they know then that you're been wanting to fuck her sister/best friend/friend/mother for a long time now, but lag the balls to say it. so you'll have to let her choose, of course you can guide her, just dont be too obvious, and remember if you have a threesome, please do inform ducky. and for a start pretend to be not enjoying it, as if you're shy, you get the picture.

what if the chick wants a threesome, just ask the guy for it, he will be very happy to oblige, but make sure its a ffm not a fmm, cause then it'll get competitive. and you're fucking with some other dude, not him, and you might be enjoying his dick over his. and somehow those dicks are bound to touch, and eew, touch another dick with your dick. hell no.

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8 comments:

Ah Pek said...

niamah, nei sui siong tau ah?
(water in your head?)

Vad3r said...

u 4got 2 mention anal sex :D

angel said...

ducky looking for kiki & mimi to get lucky, huh?

if me, i prefer me + 2 guys...for the obvious reason(s), rite?? so means i kenot ajak ducky oredi... too bad lah.

Yodaddy said...

ducky after you read angels ajak and you vomit until you cannot type, pls simply hantam the keyboard. if i see some simply hantam comment,i will call the ambulance for you!

Arth said...

I had a threesome before,twice...involved in an orgy once...in our very own country.i dont know if you would believe that,anyway....
Let me tell you, timing has be good.Drinking and getting drunk or getting high in a group especially with open minded friends,a nite at the hotel,someone starts an issue about sex,then everyone get horny and if u're lucky enough,your wildest fantasy just might come true....

cheers

ducky said...

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ahpek i thought you got 120ft
yatch, sure got orgy every night wan wah.

i got mention anal mah, in a way lah, DP!

who is kiki and mimi ? are you sure its not cumi & ciki or bing & bong ?

drunk orgy, of course. high and willing, thats the key word, plus experimenting. one thing though you didnt mention whether it was with some chicks or some dude. was it like in the porno ? some chick licking your balls ? or was it some dude licking your balls!

yammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm seng !

angel said...

yoda, i understand where yr jelesy comes from... i really do... now shoo... go play with all the little bimbos.

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