school days

i dont know much about school nowadays somemore especially in kuala lumpur, but back in my kampung then, school was fun. i'm 33 if you are wondering. i was in school during the 80s.

i remembered when we were in form 4, and we were exchanging sam cup tapes. (that time no vcd yet). during one of time, there was a spot check. in school the word spot check, gives you the feeling like when mr. trump say you're fired. kancheong. even younger was when i was in primary school, when the dental nurse walk into the class room, everyone shuddup like the angel of death just visited them. then the nurse would take out her stack of cards, and start to call names, alpabetical always. the atmosphere at the class is like waiting for the hangman to call your name, ali, ah kau, chong, fandi, mohd...phew no ducky. sometimes ppl terkencing oso got.

back to the sam cup story. so they had a spot check, but the spot check was actually to look for rokok. no rokok found, but a couple of sam cup tapes found, including mine. somemore mine got terror punya title, cannot miss one,"blue angel".

at that time we were at the lab, biology class i think, learning how not to pre-ejeculate and the art of masturbating like a blue film actor. u know how a blue film actor masturbate ? 1st u stand straight, naked of course, then you slouch a bit, no bend a bit, then you take your hand and.....you know where lah, then you do the stroke, the key part is the facial expression.

tidak boleh dielak - what you call masturbate in malay? i know yer answer tuan umpan.

anyway, one of our fren came running over, stood outside the lab and was trying to communicate with us with sign language. his own interpretation of sign language of course.

1. first he uses both hands fingers to show a rectangle to explain tape. we do not understand. he tried a few times.
2. then he proceed to explain the contain of the tape, he wanted to tell us the blue tape, so he showed us that and of course we replied so this went on and on, without any result. so he did a intelligent move, took a piece of paper and wrote the key word and threw it inside the lab. we received it, open it, it scribbled "blu angel" we knew we fucked then.

we went back to our class, bags all open, every thing berselerak, tapes were missing. we were very fucked. so what happen to me ? lucky break i thnk, supposed to be public canning, but somehow everyone forgotten abt it. that was how we appear to be, but inside our heart, it was like that dental nurse again, never know when we will be called out for that public canning.

wonder if they will still call me now after 17 years ???