Wednesday, April 05, 2006

i have no chap fun to eat today because the bandalaya torn down all my food stalls

i dont know why, but every single day our authorities/local authorities must somehow, pissed us off one way or another.

today, as i walk out of my office for lunch, i notice all of the food stall/food shop are closed. why ?

because the fucking bandalaya has torn down their fucking premise which are outside of their restaurant. you know, those illegal extension. so i have no food to eat. no lunch. i'm fucking hungry, and there is only mamak to eat.

why, why must the bandalaya be so inconsiderate ? where do you want me to have lunch ? some fancy restaurant ? unlike malays, chinese like to have a variety of food to eat for lunch. we dont eat sambal everyday or ayam masak merah. if you cramp all the stalls into the restaurant, there will not be enough sitting place, if there are too little stalls, there is no variety, if there are less stalls, the restaurant owner will charge higher rental, as now there will be a shortage of available space for food stalls.

my fav uncle chap fun, was also not spared, his stall just along the lorong was also torn down. my uncle chap fun is one of my chap fun hero, for 5 years that i've been eating there, he did not increase his price, just recently, he increase rm0.20. normally, my meal is only rm3.00 for a piece of chicken, 1 veggie & and 1 egg, and not forgetting my shit char. where to get ?

might as well go on diet today.

fucking lanciao mahchouhai motherfucking cheebai pundek kannineh tiu.

6 comments:

Yodaddy said...

eat lah fancy rstaurant. you can afford it. must be the uncle chap fun never pay enough to the bandaraya. times are tough. must be because the rising cost eat in to his profit and he decided to give less to the bandaraya.

It is business 101 in malaysia. Be sure to factor in the cost of paying bribe. Not doing so would lead you to the path of the food stalls getting demolished.

Anonymous said...

a hungry man is an angry man...

speaking of bandalaya, last wk i kena saman illegal parking by them and they came at nite summore! so rajin wan... my question, do i HAVE to pay??? if don't pay, how?

inevitable said...

Angel, no need to pay one.
Wait until the next 'Bayaran Saman Besar Besaran di seluruh negara' then u'll get some discount. But do not pay also. Sooner or later, they'll waive it off ...

ducky said...

oi yoda, all the shops kena lah, even your chicken rice shop kena, somemore remember the corner hardware shop at the far end ? that one also kena. no stones left unturn.

angel itulah, do illegal parking. me and yoda even though we kutuk the gamen, but we never illegal parking one, always legal only one. of course must pay lah, you listen to inevitable, after you and him do nude squat together, and can spend more time together in kamunting eating rice with ikan kembung.

inevitable you sure or not ? before your 'Bayaran Saman Besar Besaran di seluruh negara' come, 'waran tangkap tak bayar Saman Besar Besaran di seluruh negara' might come first, then you can explain your theory to them.

Anonymous said...

actually not very illegal also wat...i only park outside the arena hijau's apartment, opp. Bukit Jalil Stadium where EVERYONE parks their car. eh, tell properly lar...will anything happen if i dun pay?? i dont wanna be so stupid, u see...pay for nothing...

ducky said...

i dunno lah, i tarak kena saman by bandalaya b4 lah. you know lah we all alter boys. hahaha.