was reading mr. rocketman blog on mas and the comments. one think that tickles me about our large malaysian companies are the chairman. most of the time their names would bedin with datuk, tan sri, yb, etc, it doesnt start with mr. or encik, if it is a mr or encik then u know it is a real business organization. cause all the time the chairman and ceo of a company in malaysia have no freaking idea what they are actually doing sitting there. blank, zilch, all they know is they are well connected with the political ppl or they are very influential.
i like to read forbes magazine, personally i think it is the best biz mag ever. this mag is like the playboy of biz mag, great articles all the time, very inspiring. all most articles feature ceo of chairman or some great biz sense leaders, that are very familiar with the biz sense, they have been around for some time and they feel and know the market environment, they are serious players, else the shareholders will fire them for sure if they dont perform. they know where to cut cost, where to source for supplies, how to improve morale, how to turn the company around, cause they are really the man for the job. their names dont start with datuk or tan sri, it's just plain mr. or mrs or ms, no title, and at times they dont even need formal education to succeed. take bill gates and michael dell for instant.
forbes latest issue was on sia, yes sia, u should read abt it, they are abt the only airline in the world take buy airplanes with CASH, yes CASH, and the average plane age is 5.5 years compare to the industry average of 13 years. anyone want to guess the average age of our planes ? i dont know neither.
our country is actually heading nowhere, and the nep is actually pulling us further back. truth be said and every non bumi would agree, the day singapore pull out all the talented non bumi that wanted a better malaysia moved out with it, the rest just migrated later, cause they know that a country run by the hopeless malays will soon hit the wall, and when they hit the wall, they'll reverse and drive faster against the wall and over and over again, but the wall is 3 meter thick how can you break it? even the previously ban book by mahathir said that the malays are hopeless in a way, we know they are hopeless but what can we do.
i have a fantasy vision that i hope one day would realised, and that would be a joined force of mca, mic, dap, pas, keadilan, pbs, gerakan, snap and any other party go against umno to fight for malaysia, i think we can get at least a 50% 50% majority and we can see who will be doing ear squads then. it will definitely not be easy, a riot, a after election blood bath, chaos, looting would definitely take place, but if you are serious for a new improve malaysia then this is what we need to do, nothing else will work, after pak lah is najib, and he is going to be ruthless and cunning, the man is evil and he has a plot, but we have no idea what that is.
there is no point giving constructive comments all day long and then sit down at the end of day, nothing is achieve. it is just plain talk with no action.
LETS TALK THE TALK AND WALK THE WALK.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
any one seen the new proton chancellor? i just cant help it whenever proton decide to release "new" models that are totally fucked up. i have no idea how a model like that can actually make it through and be sold in the market, it is after all a waja that has been stretch and refitted with some "nice" components, that's it. and the price tag is mind boggling, i guess with all the losses it has already made, proton just want to make quick moolah to satisfy the shareholders. you know what we should ? all of us that aren't happy with proton should go out and buy our self 100 units of proton share. (that's the minimun unit of shares you can buy) then attend the agm, and question the board of directors how in the fuck name did they think the chancellor is going to succeed in the long run and who the fuck is going to pay RM138K for this piece of junk and it sits 4. and we can all also ask them why proton continue to produce sub standard car even after 20 years of production, we can ask all the way we want cause we are the fucking shareholders of the company, but make sure you come prepared and well organise, and that your facts are accurate, remember you are here to make proton's director feel like an ass hole, not vice-versa and if possible go with a group of about 10-20 sound minded people which of course have to be shareholder as well, you can be proxy and all but that would be too tedious to explain here, just read section 149 of the companies act 1965.
since proton year end is in 31 march, the agm would be held about in september, you can buy the share before september and dispose off after the agm, hopefully with a profit. if you notice proton website there is a list of awards that they have won, wonders??? there is this article i read some time ago which is an old article which i think if you have not read it before is interesting.
http://www.newint.org/issue195/proton.htm
do remember this article was written in 1989. remember the time dr.m said to "tutup proton", you can bet coming from his mouth is like saying "why dont you just kill my first born"
a poll should be conducted in malaysia, on two issues.
1. whether we should keep mas flying by injecting more rakyat money, so the directors and pilots can have more bonuses and benefits in kind?
2. whether proton should call it a day. the issue of proton's workforce should not be taken into consideration, as the rakyat of 22 million is more important of the mere workforce of a couple of thousand.
you might be wondering why im so personally piss off about proton, why not? as we all know, proton make sub standard car, and label it as an up market car, the sell it for a bomb after increasing all the prices of its competitor, which made them even more unaffordable. see for yourself again.
toyota camry 2.4XLE in US sells for usd22,795, multiply by 3.8 = rm86,621.
toyota camry 2.4V sells for RM181,000
toyota rav4 2.4 sport in US sells for usd21,875, multiply by 3.8 = rm83,125.
toyota rav4 2.0 sports sells for RM181,000
for a country that taxes so much on the foreign cars, should not be collecting anymore taxes from the ppl that buy these cars, else it would be double taxing already.
honda accord 2.4 in US sells for usd18,255 x 3.8 = rm69,255
honda accord 2.4 sells for RM164,000
honda accord 3.0 in US sells for usd27,300 x 3.8 = rm103,740
honda accord 3.0 sells for RM204,000
and mind me, this us models are 2006 versions, compare to our local versions are of 2004 only.
and of course, any comparison would not be complete without the benz and the bmw.
mercedes benz s350l(2006) in US sells for usd65,675 x 3.8 = rm249,565
mercedes benz s350l(2004) sells for RM788,000
all local car quotes are from the star and us quotes are from their respective sites.
bmw 750i sedan in us sells for usd71,800 x 3.8 = rm272,840
bmw 730i sells for RM638,000, the star only provided these model as the highest end.
bmw z4 3.0i roadster in us sells for usd41,800 x 3.8 = rm158,840
bmw z4 3.0i roadster sells for RM438,000
bmw x5 4.4l in us sells for usd53,600 x 3.8 = rm203,680
bmw x5 4.4l sells for RM566,000
this is fun to do, and at the same time very piss off of the vast difference of pricing due to our "taxes"
next item on our list, is the jaguar,
jaguar 2006 xkr convertible in us sells for usd87,995 x 3.8 = rm334,381
jaguar 2000 xkr convertible sells for rm1,200,000
post a comment of what other cars you would like to compare and i'll search it out for you, yes some might argue that a direct comparison like this is not very accurate and logical, how logical do you want to be, a difference of RM334,381 and RM1,200,000 leave a lot of room for anything.
since proton year end is in 31 march, the agm would be held about in september, you can buy the share before september and dispose off after the agm, hopefully with a profit. if you notice proton website there is a list of awards that they have won, wonders??? there is this article i read some time ago which is an old article which i think if you have not read it before is interesting.
do remember this article was written in 1989. remember the time dr.m said to "tutup proton", you can bet coming from his mouth is like saying "why dont you just kill my first born"
a poll should be conducted in malaysia, on two issues.
1. whether we should keep mas flying by injecting more rakyat money, so the directors and pilots can have more bonuses and benefits in kind?
2. whether proton should call it a day. the issue of proton's workforce should not be taken into consideration, as the rakyat of 22 million is more important of the mere workforce of a couple of thousand.
you might be wondering why im so personally piss off about proton, why not? as we all know, proton make sub standard car, and label it as an up market car, the sell it for a bomb after increasing all the prices of its competitor, which made them even more unaffordable. see for yourself again.
toyota camry 2.4XLE in US sells for usd22,795, multiply by 3.8 = rm86,621.
toyota camry 2.4V sells for RM181,000
toyota rav4 2.4 sport in US sells for usd21,875, multiply by 3.8 = rm83,125.
toyota rav4 2.0 sports sells for RM181,000
for a country that taxes so much on the foreign cars, should not be collecting anymore taxes from the ppl that buy these cars, else it would be double taxing already.
honda accord 2.4 in US sells for usd18,255 x 3.8 = rm69,255
honda accord 2.4 sells for RM164,000
honda accord 3.0 in US sells for usd27,300 x 3.8 = rm103,740
honda accord 3.0 sells for RM204,000
and mind me, this us models are 2006 versions, compare to our local versions are of 2004 only.
and of course, any comparison would not be complete without the benz and the bmw.
mercedes benz s350l(2006) in US sells for usd65,675 x 3.8 = rm249,565
mercedes benz s350l(2004) sells for RM788,000
all local car quotes are from the star and us quotes are from their respective sites.
bmw 750i sedan in us sells for usd71,800 x 3.8 = rm272,840
bmw 730i sells for RM638,000, the star only provided these model as the highest end.
bmw z4 3.0i roadster in us sells for usd41,800 x 3.8 = rm158,840
bmw z4 3.0i roadster sells for RM438,000
bmw x5 4.4l in us sells for usd53,600 x 3.8 = rm203,680
bmw x5 4.4l sells for RM566,000
this is fun to do, and at the same time very piss off of the vast difference of pricing due to our "taxes"
next item on our list, is the jaguar,
jaguar 2006 xkr convertible in us sells for usd87,995 x 3.8 = rm334,381
jaguar 2000 xkr convertible sells for rm1,200,000
post a comment of what other cars you would like to compare and i'll search it out for you, yes some might argue that a direct comparison like this is not very accurate and logical, how logical do you want to be, a difference of RM334,381 and RM1,200,000 leave a lot of room for anything.
Monday, December 19, 2005
this has got to stop, not only the shit has hit the fence, the fence is completely covered with shit. ear squad incident. now an old story, and soon to be forgotten story. supposingly the pdrm was in the red but now, has manage to turn the story around and now the mp's are fucking up the arses of mr. rocketman and fellow member, suspension or expel from parliament is in the talks now. if mr. rocketman is suspended or worse expel, which i'm sure would be in their best interest, as mr. rocketman is always there in the frontline in parliament attacking and defensing from every direction. i know everybody is comfortable with their own lives, and nobody would want to spent a night or two in jail or worse case scenario, prison or kem tahanan kamunting, i'm just like everybody here in the blog space, writing and commenting, all words no ACTION. we complain, we critize, we condemn, yet we do nothing, people die, people suffer, yet we do nothing, honestly, people of the blog are one very powerful ppl. u press enter and you are connected up to the four corners of the world. lets stop not doing anything, lets get up from our chair, floor, bed, car, room, toilet and march forward, lets start doing something, we can call our self ppl of the blog, rocketman can chair us, or some other Influential blogger. lets not be afraid of our govt, but instead let them be scared of us, we are very powerful and should be a force to reckon with.
the nation was angered by the earsquad incident and they were the scapegoats
proton, just like his brethen, tnb and mas, all having financial problems, just manage to dig deeper into its own grave. proton chancellor, a 2 litre car with a price tag or RM???,???.?? yes it is more expensively than the perdana and it seats four only. at RM138K, yes never thought i'll see so many digits in a proton car. RM138 which stupid mother fucker is going to fork out RM138K for a proton, for RM138K, might as well get a camry 2.0E - RM149K or, honda accord 2.0 vti at RM141K, honda civic 2.0i vtec RM143K, nissan cefiro excimo 20G - 159K, once again our local car producer manage to shoot itself in the foot.
the nation was angered by the earsquad incident and they were the scapegoats
proton, just like his brethen, tnb and mas, all having financial problems, just manage to dig deeper into its own grave. proton chancellor, a 2 litre car with a price tag or RM???,???.?? yes it is more expensively than the perdana and it seats four only. at RM138K, yes never thought i'll see so many digits in a proton car. RM138 which stupid mother fucker is going to fork out RM138K for a proton, for RM138K, might as well get a camry 2.0E - RM149K or, honda accord 2.0 vti at RM141K, honda civic 2.0i vtec RM143K, nissan cefiro excimo 20G - 159K, once again our local car producer manage to shoot itself in the foot.
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
i just have to write a blog about this. if i dont my head will burst. i actually wanted to post a picture of a smash head but it was too gross, even for me.
today i attended a egm of media prima bhd. heard of it? this egm was to acquire the entire stake of ntv7. yes ntv7, because after some ellaborate restructuring scheme, ntv7 manage to reduce their debts. can you imagine, ntv7 good channel, a lot of people watching it, advertisement every 15 minutes, and they were in the red, can't imagine how was tv3 then. anyway, what i wanted to say was that during the egm, the managing director explain the rationale behind the purpose of the acquisition. saying all the usual crap-lah, increase market share-lah, increase revenue-lah, economic of scale-lah, they forgot monopoly-lah, not really, since there is still astro, they claim astro have about 65% market or something like that.
but what i want to mention is that the buying if ntv7 is all a scheme, a scheme by the govt to shut ntv7 up. you ever notice how bold ntv7 'use' to be, they'll report on almost anything and they will broadcast it without a second thought. but now they seem a little complacent, i havent watch ntv7 siasat for quite some time now, but i wonder whether they have stop their authority busting yet. this is one area we have to watch, cause if they stop catching this corrupted local authorities, then you can say my theory is true.
the monopoly the public mentioned is definetely not about the programmes, but the media coverage. media coverage will definitely be in the favour of the current govt, and if im not mistaken, media prima is link to key govt ministries, so if this is not monopoly, the what, what is left is the indian & chinese print and the star. accidently, media corp singapore's company also own all the tv stations in singapore, name sounds quite a like, wonder if they are connected.
the stars of media prima
Abdul Rahman bin Ahmad - ceo
YBhg Dato' Abdul Mutalib Datuk Seri Mohamed Razak - orang kerusi
orang kerusi actually comes first, but the ceo sounds more convincing.
Shahril Ridza bin Ridzuan - wtf is he smiling abt
wtf is kojak doing here
YBhg Dato' Dr Mohd Shahari bin Ahmad Jabar - orang tua
im not rooting for this guys just want u guys to know these are the people responsible for tv3, ntv7, tv8 and soon q1 2006 tv9.
today i attended a egm of media prima bhd. heard of it? this egm was to acquire the entire stake of ntv7. yes ntv7, because after some ellaborate restructuring scheme, ntv7 manage to reduce their debts. can you imagine, ntv7 good channel, a lot of people watching it, advertisement every 15 minutes, and they were in the red, can't imagine how was tv3 then. anyway, what i wanted to say was that during the egm, the managing director explain the rationale behind the purpose of the acquisition. saying all the usual crap-lah, increase market share-lah, increase revenue-lah, economic of scale-lah, they forgot monopoly-lah, not really, since there is still astro, they claim astro have about 65% market or something like that.
but what i want to mention is that the buying if ntv7 is all a scheme, a scheme by the govt to shut ntv7 up. you ever notice how bold ntv7 'use' to be, they'll report on almost anything and they will broadcast it without a second thought. but now they seem a little complacent, i havent watch ntv7 siasat for quite some time now, but i wonder whether they have stop their authority busting yet. this is one area we have to watch, cause if they stop catching this corrupted local authorities, then you can say my theory is true.
the monopoly the public mentioned is definetely not about the programmes, but the media coverage. media coverage will definitely be in the favour of the current govt, and if im not mistaken, media prima is link to key govt ministries, so if this is not monopoly, the what, what is left is the indian & chinese print and the star. accidently, media corp singapore's company also own all the tv stations in singapore, name sounds quite a like, wonder if they are connected.
the stars of media prima
Abdul Rahman bin Ahmad - ceo
YBhg Dato' Abdul Mutalib Datuk Seri Mohamed Razak - orang kerusi
orang kerusi actually comes first, but the ceo sounds more convincing.
Shahril Ridza bin Ridzuan - wtf is he smiling abt
wtf is kojak doing here
YBhg Dato' Dr Mohd Shahari bin Ahmad Jabar - orang tua
im not rooting for this guys just want u guys to know these are the people responsible for tv3, ntv7, tv8 and soon q1 2006 tv9.
writing a post was never a problem to me, but when we try too hard to become what we are not, we always f up. so it would be best if we just write what we are good at, and if that is not enough, what can i say, it's me. i'm no drew carey.
year end is coming. news come and go, and many news that ought to have major break through have come and gone. mr. rocketman himself, i dont know where he get his adrenalin push from. but i think he is on a year end break as well, his blog seems to have slowed down as well. no more bashing as much, he is tired as well, who wouldn't be standing all alone maybe with some fellow members, debating when the odds are like some 170 to 1, but the man persist, being called names and all, even animal names, such as primates and even to the extent of being booed and told that his party's logo is outdated. maybe its all for show just like in taiwan, maybe its not. i personally give mr. rocketman himself, my blog of the year. LIM KIT SIANG. i salute you.
news that have come and gone?, lets start with the recent one, and work our way back through the year as my mind start searching for archives in my big fat head. the idiot who told the foreigners to fuck off if you dont like bolehland, ear squat incident, ap scandal, rafidah aziz & naza, mas going bust, lower standards of education, THES, mahathir vs rafidah where is the apology, pengkalan pasir elction, malaysian idol winner, samy vellu's cracking flyover, tsunami victims, rampage developmment by local authorities, custom lavish spending, etc... this list can just go on and on without a fullstop. all this wastage happens because you voted for the wrong govt. i know i voted for the right mp, she rides the rocket as well and lately seems to be appearing on tv. if you only see your mp doing work once every 4-5 years, so please wise up.
i dont know why the fucked he won, but i think he must be the first malaysian idol with no pubic hair
comparing vital stats, khairy: no din mine is not as hard as yer keris, ok. malulah in front of every one here, some more in front of my papa.
malaysian bad boy kicking ass, wtf u looking at
malaysian iron lady with iron tears
dear god dont let the flyover jatuh yet, maybe in two years time after i retired. ps i also hope my hair dont drop down.
what is the similarity between this two ? both were ask to resigned, but refused and claiming only the PM can sack them.
world champion
malaysian champions
year end is coming. news come and go, and many news that ought to have major break through have come and gone. mr. rocketman himself, i dont know where he get his adrenalin push from. but i think he is on a year end break as well, his blog seems to have slowed down as well. no more bashing as much, he is tired as well, who wouldn't be standing all alone maybe with some fellow members, debating when the odds are like some 170 to 1, but the man persist, being called names and all, even animal names, such as primates and even to the extent of being booed and told that his party's logo is outdated. maybe its all for show just like in taiwan, maybe its not. i personally give mr. rocketman himself, my blog of the year. LIM KIT SIANG. i salute you.
news that have come and gone?, lets start with the recent one, and work our way back through the year as my mind start searching for archives in my big fat head. the idiot who told the foreigners to fuck off if you dont like bolehland, ear squat incident, ap scandal, rafidah aziz & naza, mas going bust, lower standards of education, THES, mahathir vs rafidah where is the apology, pengkalan pasir elction, malaysian idol winner, samy vellu's cracking flyover, tsunami victims, rampage developmment by local authorities, custom lavish spending, etc... this list can just go on and on without a fullstop. all this wastage happens because you voted for the wrong govt. i know i voted for the right mp, she rides the rocket as well and lately seems to be appearing on tv. if you only see your mp doing work once every 4-5 years, so please wise up.
i dont know why the fucked he won, but i think he must be the first malaysian idol with no pubic hair
comparing vital stats, khairy: no din mine is not as hard as yer keris, ok. malulah in front of every one here, some more in front of my papa.
malaysian bad boy kicking ass, wtf u looking at
malaysian iron lady with iron tears
dear god dont let the flyover jatuh yet, maybe in two years time after i retired. ps i also hope my hair dont drop down.
what is the similarity between this two ? both were ask to resigned, but refused and claiming only the PM can sack them.
world champion
malaysian champions
Friday, December 09, 2005
yoda, i think this current blog thing is not workinglah, no way im going to be even nominated for the best asian blog award in like 20 years, nobody is browsing through our old postlah, which i think was a classic, nothing even come close to it so tommorow i will ping direct to the ubi kentang story, direct, no zig zag, direct, better still yoda said cut and paste, enjoy.
Friday, July 22, 2005
My Fren Dua Lan Gong
There was this tiu ne ama guy called Dua Lan Gong. I tell you the story ah,
Lim Peh ga lu gong, agu, agu, u che ge place ahengg, ahengg
(english : a long long time ago in a place far far away)
Was a guy called Dua Lan Gong "DLG" . This DLG got no fren.(really! dun belief you check friendsters. you will see that he friendsters also dun have leh)
So he befriended Dua Ki Kah, Dua Siah and Dua Kang.This DKK, DS and DK also got no fren. But they very desperate. So they willing to friend with DLG even if they must be like his dog. So with his newly acquired friends, he announce that he henceforth would not be known as a "lonely kid no one play with him" anymore. Then he buys some land and start to plant potatoes together with his friends. But this friends dont know how to plant potatoes. So he got expert help by employing Dua Sheng, Dua Ge Ja Bo, Dua Battoh, Dua Liap and Dua Nao. "Wah Song leh" DLG thought. Can have more friends leh. But unfortunately this group of people do not want to be his friend and gave actually become friends among themselves. This has become the turning point of the story. DLG went to the Dark Side because he felt jilted by the new people.
This Dua Nao is very ging one(strong with the Force). To a lesser extent the others in his group also quite ging one. So Dua Gong tell DLG that he has a way of planting potato which can guarantee more harvest. But this DLG was not happy because he says that he plant it the "DLG way". Then because of this DLG's Dark Force grow stronger because his hatred go deeper.
But still we all plant. Everyday we have to endure physical labour to plant this while DKK, DS and DK just sit around and kiaw kah(shake legs). But n'mind still Dua Nao and gang continue to labour.
So when harvest time, DLG took half of the potatoes in his farm claiming he is hungry. The other half he give to his friends DKK, DS and DK. So Dua Nao and his gang only got the potato leaf. But n'mind they boil the leaf to eat.
After the harvest, DLG show his stripes and call everyone to a meeting. There he whack Dua Nao and the gang claiming that they did not work hard enough. So after that Dua Ge Ja Bo, Dua Battoh and Dua Liap went to exile. Left only Dua Nao and Dua Sheng.
So Dua Nao and Dua Sheng have to do all the work. But actually Dua Sheng all the while was involved in another product of the farm which is rearing hamsters.Hard work also lah but he lucky because DLG don't know how to rear hamsters. So actually Dua Nao have to do most of the planting of potatoes.
Then one day, DLG say put new fertiliser. Dua Nao also follow only loh. But then most of the potato shrink. So DLG blame Dua Nao for shrinking the potato. But Dau Nao have good idea. He piss on the farm using his own urine to fertilise the potato. The potato suddenly kembang(expand). So when DLG found out he try to piss on the potato but the potato die but he kept quiet and hide the dead potato. And he become more jelous. His Dark Side of the Force grow so strong that he become Dark Lord of the Sith.
Finally on a faithful day, DLG dig up the dead potato and blame Dua Nao. Dua Nao cannot stand. He also went to exile.
END OF STORY
posted by HeavenD @ 5:59 PM 0 comments
if you enjoy that please go to my earliest post as they are somewhat inter related.
Friday, July 22, 2005
My Fren Dua Lan Gong
There was this tiu ne ama guy called Dua Lan Gong. I tell you the story ah,
Lim Peh ga lu gong, agu, agu, u che ge place ahengg, ahengg
(english : a long long time ago in a place far far away)
Was a guy called Dua Lan Gong "DLG" . This DLG got no fren.(really! dun belief you check friendsters. you will see that he friendsters also dun have leh)
So he befriended Dua Ki Kah, Dua Siah and Dua Kang.This DKK, DS and DK also got no fren. But they very desperate. So they willing to friend with DLG even if they must be like his dog. So with his newly acquired friends, he announce that he henceforth would not be known as a "lonely kid no one play with him" anymore. Then he buys some land and start to plant potatoes together with his friends. But this friends dont know how to plant potatoes. So he got expert help by employing Dua Sheng, Dua Ge Ja Bo, Dua Battoh, Dua Liap and Dua Nao. "Wah Song leh" DLG thought. Can have more friends leh. But unfortunately this group of people do not want to be his friend and gave actually become friends among themselves. This has become the turning point of the story. DLG went to the Dark Side because he felt jilted by the new people.
This Dua Nao is very ging one(strong with the Force). To a lesser extent the others in his group also quite ging one. So Dua Gong tell DLG that he has a way of planting potato which can guarantee more harvest. But this DLG was not happy because he says that he plant it the "DLG way". Then because of this DLG's Dark Force grow stronger because his hatred go deeper.
But still we all plant. Everyday we have to endure physical labour to plant this while DKK, DS and DK just sit around and kiaw kah(shake legs). But n'mind still Dua Nao and gang continue to labour.
So when harvest time, DLG took half of the potatoes in his farm claiming he is hungry. The other half he give to his friends DKK, DS and DK. So Dua Nao and his gang only got the potato leaf. But n'mind they boil the leaf to eat.
After the harvest, DLG show his stripes and call everyone to a meeting. There he whack Dua Nao and the gang claiming that they did not work hard enough. So after that Dua Ge Ja Bo, Dua Battoh and Dua Liap went to exile. Left only Dua Nao and Dua Sheng.
So Dua Nao and Dua Sheng have to do all the work. But actually Dua Sheng all the while was involved in another product of the farm which is rearing hamsters.Hard work also lah but he lucky because DLG don't know how to rear hamsters. So actually Dua Nao have to do most of the planting of potatoes.
Then one day, DLG say put new fertiliser. Dua Nao also follow only loh. But then most of the potato shrink. So DLG blame Dua Nao for shrinking the potato. But Dau Nao have good idea. He piss on the farm using his own urine to fertilise the potato. The potato suddenly kembang(expand). So when DLG found out he try to piss on the potato but the potato die but he kept quiet and hide the dead potato. And he become more jelous. His Dark Side of the Force grow so strong that he become Dark Lord of the Sith.
Finally on a faithful day, DLG dig up the dead potato and blame Dua Nao. Dua Nao cannot stand. He also went to exile.
END OF STORY
posted by HeavenD @ 5:59 PM 0 comments
if you enjoy that please go to my earliest post as they are somewhat inter related.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
it looks like sambutan tak begitu meriah for the fav pron star. all we have today is my severine, yoda's jenna jameson & thank you for the sole outside contributor dailymuscle for voting for adriana sage. so today score is 1-1-1, three way tie. but seriously, i must admit it was bad, two votes, anyway there must be a winner, being the self appointed chairman, i shall have a casting vote, and the casting vote is final, jenna jameson, be seriouslah, she is more a entrepreneur than a pron star, yes yes she was the most famous pron star ever, but entrepreneur pron star? just dont sound nicelah, unless we get more vote in, sorry lah, tak jadi, severine and adriana, kampung girl vs hot babe, compare to adriana, severine is just like a little girl, to avoid further question about child prono, the winner is adriana.
the great thing about a blog is that you can write any damd thing you like and nobody can fuck you up. maybe can i dont know lah. maybe one day everyone with a blog and have fucked the govt one way or another will spent some 30-60 days in kamunting detention camp. i dont mind lah since i come from taiping, my mother can visit me everyday. but seriously not interested. ok, you ISA guys i play play only ok.
maggi mee, malaysian favourite supper food after roti canai at the mamak, personally with all the flavour, i still like asam laksa and chicken, the only new flavour that can give this two a run for my money would be the tom yam, the rest like duck, lontong, sotong, cendawan, vegetarian, udang, sze chuan, kentang, babi, anjing no good, and this only maggi mee, we havent gone into cintan, mamee, those japanese noodle that cost like 5-7 ringgit, 5-7 ringgit i can eat 10 packets already. that brings me to tonight flavour, my favorite pron artist, yes pron artist, no spelling error, in blog must write like that, "si-man" a bit.
maybe we can have a poll, vote sorry, i company secretary always call poll. we can vote who is the most fav pron star. but a little rules, nobody like rules but just a little bit only, pamela is not a pron star, that one was stolen, ok. home video, no-no, those are for real, we want pron actress that fake orgasm and all that moaning stuff, swallow yum yum, spit yum yum. hidden camera also not qualified, all those budak UUM, UTM, UKM, USM, UM, UTM any other UUU also cannot, this people want to graduate after picture appear in blog, tak jadi, so cannot. this also goes for your girlfriend, wife, auntie, cousin, sister, sister hot friend, brother, brother hot friend, yer gardener, pool boy, courier man, politician this one definitely cannot, after i masuk lokap. so who can, pron actress lah. old school would be chasey lain, asia carrera, briana banks, jenna jameson, chloe jones, devon, kobe thai, sky roberts, tera patrick, traci lord, etc.
my fav girl is severine. she is a hungary babe, appear in the german playboy, so she claim. very hot chick, but strange saw an early audition of her and she sounded more like barking rather than enh enh enh. so how to vote. haha i dont know, i dont know how to put up those click click vote thing, so we have to do it the old fashion way. told you i was a co. sec. you post a comment, i manual count it, end of the day i give a count on who is on the lead. maybe run for a week, than we see who is malaysian most fav pron girl. if nobody vote, than my girl win lah. 1-0.
first of all im no stocking fetish, just that it was hard finding a non nude pic of a pron star. really! u go try find 1 pic of a pron star fully dressed, not from the movielah.
maggi mee, malaysian favourite supper food after roti canai at the mamak, personally with all the flavour, i still like asam laksa and chicken, the only new flavour that can give this two a run for my money would be the tom yam, the rest like duck, lontong, sotong, cendawan, vegetarian, udang, sze chuan, kentang, babi, anjing no good, and this only maggi mee, we havent gone into cintan, mamee, those japanese noodle that cost like 5-7 ringgit, 5-7 ringgit i can eat 10 packets already. that brings me to tonight flavour, my favorite pron artist, yes pron artist, no spelling error, in blog must write like that, "si-man" a bit.
maybe we can have a poll, vote sorry, i company secretary always call poll. we can vote who is the most fav pron star. but a little rules, nobody like rules but just a little bit only, pamela is not a pron star, that one was stolen, ok. home video, no-no, those are for real, we want pron actress that fake orgasm and all that moaning stuff, swallow yum yum, spit yum yum. hidden camera also not qualified, all those budak UUM, UTM, UKM, USM, UM, UTM any other UUU also cannot, this people want to graduate after picture appear in blog, tak jadi, so cannot. this also goes for your girlfriend, wife, auntie, cousin, sister, sister hot friend, brother, brother hot friend, yer gardener, pool boy, courier man, politician this one definitely cannot, after i masuk lokap. so who can, pron actress lah. old school would be chasey lain, asia carrera, briana banks, jenna jameson, chloe jones, devon, kobe thai, sky roberts, tera patrick, traci lord, etc.
my fav girl is severine. she is a hungary babe, appear in the german playboy, so she claim. very hot chick, but strange saw an early audition of her and she sounded more like barking rather than enh enh enh. so how to vote. haha i dont know, i dont know how to put up those click click vote thing, so we have to do it the old fashion way. told you i was a co. sec. you post a comment, i manual count it, end of the day i give a count on who is on the lead. maybe run for a week, than we see who is malaysian most fav pron girl. if nobody vote, than my girl win lah. 1-0.
first of all im no stocking fetish, just that it was hard finding a non nude pic of a pron star. really! u go try find 1 pic of a pron star fully dressed, not from the movielah.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
i believe most bloggers have read "mas the flying buffet".
if you have not here is a linkhttp://www.mggpillai.com/top.php3
malaysian will not be shock, angry yes, pissed yes, but never shock, if you are shock you must have been born yesterday. this kind of thing happens all the time in bolehland. that is what malaysia boleh meant. it means in malaysia you can do anything you want with the govt money, because it's the tax payer money, everything also boleh. well then why should we not be 1st in the corruption index, because our ppl here take some and dont take some, the part they take, poof ! david copperfield hilang, the part that is not taken, will be exagerated as a mile stone or malaysia guiness book of record or something like that. fantastico.
(masuk! masuk! belakang ada manyak tempat lagi)
what can we do? just like the ear squat incident, nothing. wtf can we do, allegations ? proof ? this is MAS we are talking abt, just like proton, the country illegimate children, the only ppl that have the power to do all this are the employees, mas have 23,000 staff, thats a lot for a loss making company. union strikes, those kind of shit. actually there is something we can do, and that is through epf. i recond epf rakes in about, hmmp.. lets see, i think epf have abt 10 million members, just say we take a low average of RM300.00 per contribution, thats 3 billion buckaroos per month, a year i should have some 36 billion bolehland ringgit. where does all this money goes? any accountability? who the fuck knows.
i wonder if this is the RM25 meal, give lah nasi lemak, authentic malaysian breakfast, i eat one everyday, goes down well with our teh tarik. cost his RM2 tops. 100% or 200% profit, will not be more than RM10
u guys watch tv3 (yes i watch free channel, i dont have astro at home, i unsubscribe because always REPEAT, so fed-up, at first like not normal, but after 1 1/2 years, biasalah, still got streamyx & ps2 no problem.) there is a show after the 9pm news on monday, its called bersamamu, if you watch it and think of MAS, Proton, TNB 'problem' it just SUCK big time, my big head have no words for this.
if you have not here is a link
malaysian will not be shock, angry yes, pissed yes, but never shock, if you are shock you must have been born yesterday. this kind of thing happens all the time in bolehland. that is what malaysia boleh meant. it means in malaysia you can do anything you want with the govt money, because it's the tax payer money, everything also boleh. well then why should we not be 1st in the corruption index, because our ppl here take some and dont take some, the part they take, poof ! david copperfield hilang, the part that is not taken, will be exagerated as a mile stone or malaysia guiness book of record or something like that. fantastico.
(masuk! masuk! belakang ada manyak tempat lagi)
what can we do? just like the ear squat incident, nothing. wtf can we do, allegations ? proof ? this is MAS we are talking abt, just like proton, the country illegimate children, the only ppl that have the power to do all this are the employees, mas have 23,000 staff, thats a lot for a loss making company. union strikes, those kind of shit. actually there is something we can do, and that is through epf. i recond epf rakes in about, hmmp.. lets see, i think epf have abt 10 million members, just say we take a low average of RM300.00 per contribution, thats 3 billion buckaroos per month, a year i should have some 36 billion bolehland ringgit. where does all this money goes? any accountability? who the fuck knows.
i wonder if this is the RM25 meal, give lah nasi lemak, authentic malaysian breakfast, i eat one everyday, goes down well with our teh tarik. cost his RM2 tops. 100% or 200% profit, will not be more than RM10
u guys watch tv3 (yes i watch free channel, i dont have astro at home, i unsubscribe because always REPEAT, so fed-up, at first like not normal, but after 1 1/2 years, biasalah, still got streamyx & ps2 no problem.) there is a show after the 9pm news on monday, its called bersamamu, if you watch it and think of MAS, Proton, TNB 'problem' it just SUCK big time, my big head have no words for this.
recently yoda asked me to check out kenny sia's blog, so i went and check it out, and wah lan neh, a league of his ownlah, must be a kind of local superhero lah. must have his camera attached to his hand or what like god of war (ps2), so many pictures, toilet oso got, some more with instructions! how to kencing properly in kuching. wonder he dont mine i take his picture post here or not? oklah why i sound like that, read too many kenny sia articleslah, all the lah keep on lolling out, wat to do i cina mah. ok ok kenny sia is good, no doubt about it. hope he wins the best asian blog.
the only games i ever finished playing in the ps2 was god of war, mercenaries, and the mother of all game gta san andreas.
between the 3, actually god of war was the best, cause you actually feel like the god of war, with the fantastic blades that are attached to his hands, the power, the slashing and the mofo kickass, are simply awesome. i think this will be my game of the year. GOD OF WAR.
the only games i ever finished playing in the ps2 was god of war, mercenaries, and the mother of all game gta san andreas.
between the 3, actually god of war was the best, cause you actually feel like the god of war, with the fantastic blades that are attached to his hands, the power, the slashing and the mofo kickass, are simply awesome. i think this will be my game of the year. GOD OF WAR.
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
who are this guys ? these guys were the best F1 drivers when i was watching then. those of you that remember, i guess this is the 1985/1986 F1 years. those days they had turbo, as if the cars were not fast enough.
the first guy on the left in all black overall was and still is my F1 champion, this guy had the most no. of pole position ever. even shumi is shy of 1 from him, that is why i guess he has not retired yet. but if you compare over the no. of start and the no. of poles, this guy is way ahead of everyone.
yes this is the legendary aryton senna. this is the only person that won the prestigous monaco grand prix 6 freaking times, he is about the only one that can overtake confidently in monaco, im looking for his dvd on those 1985-1987 F1 races, anyone have them.
second guy on the left is alain prost, senna main rival. he had a F1 team some years back before they called it a day. 3rd guy, nigel mansell, one of the most famous british F1 driver, and a hell of a driver. and the last guy is nelson piquet, the brazilian's son is now racing in A1 as jr.
Monday, December 05, 2005
apparently this guy is in town, not sure how accurate that is, rumours have it he will be in kelantan, so if pas win kelantan which i think is unlikely, then u know who was there. apparently this guy have been touring world circuit (i think) giving speeches on something. i mean if you make a living as a public speaker, you can speak very very very well. funny thing is if he was in malaysia, even for a visit, there is no news of him in any of the main stream newspaper. wonder why ????
my guess is, bn is afraid of this guy. the father of REFORMASI still rocks! HIDUP ANWAR!
sea games, type this under google search, you wont find the sea games you are looking for, what you will find is sea games, games you play at sea, so this in a way describe how big is sea games, very small, since google dont really understand. well today we are looking at the 23rd sea games.
my guess bolehland is very happy with our achievement in the recent games. but i'm not very, why, because once again, our dear country have sideline the overall importance and only focusing on the country's own achievement, philiphines is no. 1, i made an effort to look for a archive of medal tallys of the games but cant seem to find the 2003 games, and the official web site is not there. lets see.
thailand won 9 times, indonesia won also 9 times but they only joined in 1977 (14th), thailand has been there since 1959 (1st), burma now myanmar has won twice, yes two fucking times, small fucking myanmar won two fucking times. as for indonesia 9 out of 14 times is quite a feat. but this time around, after exporting nearly all of their sportsman, they are at no. 4, behind malaysia and just 8 medal ahead of singapore, yes singapore, the tiny republic will declare a holiday if they beat indonesia for the fifth spot.
PHILIPPINES 114 82 91 287
THAILAND 86 79 115 280
VIETNAM 66 64 84 214
MALAYSIA 61 48 61 170
INDONESIA 48 77 86 211
SINGAPORE 40 32 53 125
MYANMAR 16 35 48 99
LAOS 3 4 12 19
BRUNEI 1 2 2 5
CAMBODIA 0 1 9 10
TIMOR LESTE 0 0 3 3
so here is the medal tally as at yesterday
do u notice something amiss here ? vietnam, yes the mofo charlie is in third place when all the while.... shit there goes my topic today, about how in the world vietnam manage to beat malaysia into 3rd spot in the current sea games. just found the site. 2003 sea games winner was non other than vietnam, which was also held in ho chi minh city. fuck.
Vietnam 158 97 91 346
Thailand 90 93 98 281
Indonesia 55 68 98 221
Philippines 48 54 75 177
Malaysia 44 42 59 145
Singapore 30 33 50 113
Myanmar 16 43 50 109
Laos 1 5 15 21
Campuchia 1 5 11 17
Brunei 1 1 8 10
Timor Leste 0 0 0 0
fucking vietnam fuck me. fuck. fuck. fuck.
my guess bolehland is very happy with our achievement in the recent games. but i'm not very, why, because once again, our dear country have sideline the overall importance and only focusing on the country's own achievement, philiphines is no. 1, i made an effort to look for a archive of medal tallys of the games but cant seem to find the 2003 games, and the official web site is not there. lets see.
thailand won 9 times, indonesia won also 9 times but they only joined in 1977 (14th), thailand has been there since 1959 (1st), burma now myanmar has won twice, yes two fucking times, small fucking myanmar won two fucking times. as for indonesia 9 out of 14 times is quite a feat. but this time around, after exporting nearly all of their sportsman, they are at no. 4, behind malaysia and just 8 medal ahead of singapore, yes singapore, the tiny republic will declare a holiday if they beat indonesia for the fifth spot.
PHILIPPINES 114 82 91 287
THAILAND 86 79 115 280
VIETNAM 66 64 84 214
MALAYSIA 61 48 61 170
INDONESIA 48 77 86 211
SINGAPORE 40 32 53 125
MYANMAR 16 35 48 99
LAOS 3 4 12 19
BRUNEI 1 2 2 5
CAMBODIA 0 1 9 10
TIMOR LESTE 0 0 3 3
so here is the medal tally as at yesterday
do u notice something amiss here ? vietnam, yes the mofo charlie is in third place when all the while.... shit there goes my topic today, about how in the world vietnam manage to beat malaysia into 3rd spot in the current sea games. just found the site. 2003 sea games winner was non other than vietnam, which was also held in ho chi minh city. fuck.
Vietnam 158 97 91 346
Thailand 90 93 98 281
Indonesia 55 68 98 221
Philippines 48 54 75 177
Malaysia 44 42 59 145
Singapore 30 33 50 113
Myanmar 16 43 50 109
Laos 1 5 15 21
Campuchia 1 5 11 17
Brunei 1 1 8 10
Timor Leste 0 0 0 0
fucking vietnam fuck me. fuck. fuck. fuck.
Friday, December 02, 2005
i heard of the "aku janji" pledge, but never really took a look at it, well here is the famous pledge
AKUJANJI
I, ................... bearing I/C no ................... residing in ............. solemnly declare that I will abide Statutory Bodies (Discipline and Surcharge) 2000 [Act 605] and all instructions issued and enforced by University Utara Malaysia, from time to time throughout my services with University Utara Malaysia. Thus, I solemnly declare, as required under Rule 3, Disciplinary Rules of the Statutory Bodies, that is within the Second Schedule of the Statutory Bodies Act (Discipline and Surcharge) 2000 [Act 605], that I, among others:
(i) will always be loyal to the Yang di-Pertuan Agong, country, government and University Utara Malaysia;
(ii) will always undertake my duties with caution, diligence, honesty, trust and responsibility;
(iii) will not neglect my responsibilities towards Universiti Utara Malaysia for my personal gain;
(iv) will not act in a manner that will cause my personal affairs to be in conflict with my responsibilities towards University Utara Malaysia;
(v) will not act in a manner that would cause reasonable doubt that I had allowed my personal affairs to be in conflict with my responsibilities towards University Utara Malaysia to the point where it affect my position as an officer within University Utara Malaysia.
(vi) will not use my position as a officer within University Utara Malaysia for my personal gain
(vii) will not act in a manner which would bring disrepute to University Utara Malaysia.
(viii) will not bring any form of outside influence or pressure to support or further my demands or other officers involved with or towards University Utara Malaysia; and
(xi) will not disobey or behave in any way that can be interpreted as disobedience.
I wholly understand that if I were charged with breaching this Aku Janji, disciplinary action under the Statutory Bodies (Discipline and Surcharge) 2000 [Act 605] can be taken against me.
...............
Signature
i understand that everyone that works with the govt will have to sign that, i believe this is what they call blind faith, you dont need to understand what is written, what is written is law, you just have to obey it. govt servant, i guess u have no choice, u cannot bite the hand that feeds you. but universities lecturers ? not a good idea. i understand that our um was once not bad, if you have a aunt or uncle or your dad & mummy that graduated from um then, they are pretty good, apparently um then was taught in english, not malay. i dont know which asshole thought it was a good idea to teach in malay. bumiputra rights, yes that is why, the malays were left behind, they cannot understand english, so u know lah, uni teach in malay, well good for them, now the new malays all cannot speak english, if they do, it is bad english, we are not referring to the rock group here, they cant speak, try calling jusco or any corporation that hire a lot of malays, try explaining to them what you want, they dont understand, that day my wife call them up asking about the kids department playground, the person on the other end was like ahh, ohh, ahh, then i told my wife to say it in malay, "taman mainan kanak-kanak di bahagian kanak-kanak" then the person understood.
i guess the govt want law obiding students, i guess pictures of uni students in indonesia on riots scare the shit out of them. it's very subjective, u want the good but u dont want the bad. like a child, when they are young they are super absorbing, as you grow older especially around 20++, that is when your brain kick into overdrive, and you thirst for more knowledge, you want to know more than why, you want to express yourself, show your emotion your self, you want to experiment, you want to fuck, suck, threesome, orgy, all those stuff, you want to knwo and do new stuff, whcih is good and bad. but if there is restriction then all you can produce are pre program robots, which are good for factories, but not for the working professional, all questions dont have the same answer, creativity is required, conmanship is also required.
ok where is all of this going, the american declaration of independence, i read it it was superb, i read it after watching national treasure, in you havent here it is, the bold part as in the movie national treasure, is my favourite, i nearly shed a tear the first time i read it, it had power and ... you read it.
IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refuted his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred. to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
— John Hancock
Monday, November 28, 2005
i have been reading a couple of blogs and comments on this whole cerita balai polis thing. its a bloody shame that as usual, the highest authority always play dumb, never admitting the fault but always the blame, bacause of this and that, i read one comment that said this reminded the person of "a few good men" when the seniors did code red on some junior, its not a sop but a unwritten sop. same thing here stripping and made fun off the unwritten sop of the pdrm.
you guys remember the quotes from that movie, lets play around a bit
peguam negara: saya ada disini, prosedur pdrm untuk mengintorigate tahanan orang china, tolong buka muka surat dimana oranag tahanan diminta membogel diri dan buat tuk ketampi.
cik polis: oh, encik tidak akan menjumpainya di prosedur tersebut, kami di petaling ja.
peguam negara: saya ada juga prosedur pdrm untuk mengintorigate tahanan orang china cawangan petaling jaya. cuba buka muka surat tersebut saya rasa awak akan jumpa nya disitu.
cik polis: awak tak akan jumpanya disitu juga.
peguam negara: cik polis ingin mengatakan bahawa tiada prosedur tertulis untuk meminta orang tahanan dibogelkan ?
cik polis: tidak tuan, tiada buka prosedur.
peguam negara: tiada soalan lagi
karpal singh: cuba cik polis buka muka surat dalam prosedur ini untuk pergi ke kantin makan.
cik polis: itu pun tidak ada dalam prosedur.
karpal singh: habis u tak makan ke tiap-tiap hari?
cik polis:tidak tuan, saya makan 3 kali sehari
karpal singh: habis kalau panduan ke kantin tidak ada didalam buku prosedur, macam mana awak tahu dimana kantin?
cik polis: saya ikut orang aje.
karpal singh: tiada soalan lagi.
you guys remember the quotes from that movie, lets play around a bit
peguam negara: saya ada disini, prosedur pdrm untuk mengintorigate tahanan orang china, tolong buka muka surat dimana oranag tahanan diminta membogel diri dan buat tuk ketampi.
cik polis: oh, encik tidak akan menjumpainya di prosedur tersebut, kami di petaling ja.
peguam negara: saya ada juga prosedur pdrm untuk mengintorigate tahanan orang china cawangan petaling jaya. cuba buka muka surat tersebut saya rasa awak akan jumpa nya disitu.
cik polis: awak tak akan jumpanya disitu juga.
peguam negara: cik polis ingin mengatakan bahawa tiada prosedur tertulis untuk meminta orang tahanan dibogelkan ?
cik polis: tidak tuan, tiada buka prosedur.
peguam negara: tiada soalan lagi
karpal singh: cuba cik polis buka muka surat dalam prosedur ini untuk pergi ke kantin makan.
cik polis: itu pun tidak ada dalam prosedur.
karpal singh: habis u tak makan ke tiap-tiap hari?
cik polis:tidak tuan, saya makan 3 kali sehari
karpal singh: habis kalau panduan ke kantin tidak ada didalam buku prosedur, macam mana awak tahu dimana kantin?
cik polis: saya ikut orang aje.
karpal singh: tiada soalan lagi.
GOTCHA, now this has finally happen, someone has finally caught the pdrm on film, i was actually thinking of how to set the pdrm up, well i think someone beat me to it, my guess, there in two conclusion to this, 1st it was a set up with "insiders", ppl who knew what would happen under police custody for certain ppl. why a set up ? the person who took the footage, knew exactly where the incident took place, and then the victim actually turn around, well this theory no. 1, but i would rather go with theory no. 2, which i think the pdrm would definetely deny till their tomb stone, because of the same theory, that the person who took the footage knew exactly where to take it, it had to be a inside job. yes it was one of their one ppl. no doubt, why not, not all cops are bad, unfortunately we seem to want to see only what we want to see, in every establishment there is always a certain amount of goodness where evil lurks, i believe this is what we call a balance, maybe a new recruit, someone who have been having nightmares of the evil of their doings in the station, or just a handful of pdrm that are very proud to be K.L. finest, "to protect and to serve" and it had to be job done not by one but a handful, one have to shhot the footage, and a couple need to look out. we just hope more footage come rolling out as days go by, just hope uncle ho dont make it into a short story kinda thing.
BUT as usual, all this hoo ha will disappear after a while, and every thing goes back to normal, why because we are malaysian, we are the nation of tidak apa, i guess the malaysian have not recorded our tidak apa ness to be recorded in the malaysian guiness book of record for taking the most bs and swallowing it, i guess in another not so nice words we are cum eaters. yes we eat cum, cause we swallow every bs they give to us, yes of cause we struggle first, cause cum stinks, but eventually we got use to it, and naturally, swallowing cum is normal!
how much cum have we swallow, lets see, the kenny ong incident, is shopping complexes parking any better now, how about those cctv, deparayacnyx'mas highway accident, that singh lawyer that shot a despatch rider, only in bolehland can that lawyer won his case, road bully can u believe it, the despatch rider wass bullying the lawyer who apparently had a MOFO GUN. wow!, AP case, rafidah? how about billions of dollars wasted in building computers classes, mas saved by the govt, that mentri besar case in australia bring a shit load of money into the country, recently those 3 chinese immigrants who were also strip. samy vellu's kepong highway, shoddy developers, that masjid india case on dbkl building unwanted structures near a mosque, and the selling of lots by the igp son, any manay more, being a tidak apa citizen i also have swallow cum and forgotten some as well.
so now what should we do ? given the same scenario in a develop country, where authorities invloved or incharged will resign from their post or commit suicide, public demand a public apology, ppl go on strike, police stations are full of ppl outside protesting.
i think wat the pdrm did all this while, have to stop, who is going to stop them, we are, we are the only ppl that can stop them, the govt are no better than them, those mca, mic & gerakan buggers better coem to their senses, if u are not with us u are against us, this should be our motto, its old but its a classic. protest is what we should do, the amount of ppl, a million should abt do it, should we start at one point ? no around the country, that way, we are more mobile, target ? meet at the dataran merdeka. why ? because its a historical place, and what we are doing is going to be historical, largest illegal gathering ever in malaysia, we need uncle lim support that is for sure, uncle lim have to advise us what to do, we dont want to break as much law as possible, we are not stirring up a fight, we are protesting, so pls leave yer ak47, m16, rocket launcer, sidewinders, patriot missiles, rambo kit, parang, clever, baseball bat, tongkat and all that stuff, u want to bring a weapon, bring a bottle of water, cause we be shouting and we need to drink, maybe some local water company can sponsor us, oh also no molokov cocktail, ok! peaceful demonstration with a million ppl, why a million if nobody back down, they cant fit a miilion ppl in the prison nor the police station, when u have the numbers u have the power.
so what is bolehland cum swallowers going to do, i leave it to you, anyway i'm oso i cum swallower. but i no longer want to, how abt u ? it is time to spit.
lets not do this alone and die alone
BUT as usual, all this hoo ha will disappear after a while, and every thing goes back to normal, why because we are malaysian, we are the nation of tidak apa, i guess the malaysian have not recorded our tidak apa ness to be recorded in the malaysian guiness book of record for taking the most bs and swallowing it, i guess in another not so nice words we are cum eaters. yes we eat cum, cause we swallow every bs they give to us, yes of cause we struggle first, cause cum stinks, but eventually we got use to it, and naturally, swallowing cum is normal!
how much cum have we swallow, lets see, the kenny ong incident, is shopping complexes parking any better now, how about those cctv, deparayacnyx'mas highway accident, that singh lawyer that shot a despatch rider, only in bolehland can that lawyer won his case, road bully can u believe it, the despatch rider wass bullying the lawyer who apparently had a MOFO GUN. wow!, AP case, rafidah? how about billions of dollars wasted in building computers classes, mas saved by the govt, that mentri besar case in australia bring a shit load of money into the country, recently those 3 chinese immigrants who were also strip. samy vellu's kepong highway, shoddy developers, that masjid india case on dbkl building unwanted structures near a mosque, and the selling of lots by the igp son, any manay more, being a tidak apa citizen i also have swallow cum and forgotten some as well.
so now what should we do ? given the same scenario in a develop country, where authorities invloved or incharged will resign from their post or commit suicide, public demand a public apology, ppl go on strike, police stations are full of ppl outside protesting.
i think wat the pdrm did all this while, have to stop, who is going to stop them, we are, we are the only ppl that can stop them, the govt are no better than them, those mca, mic & gerakan buggers better coem to their senses, if u are not with us u are against us, this should be our motto, its old but its a classic. protest is what we should do, the amount of ppl, a million should abt do it, should we start at one point ? no around the country, that way, we are more mobile, target ? meet at the dataran merdeka. why ? because its a historical place, and what we are doing is going to be historical, largest illegal gathering ever in malaysia, we need uncle lim support that is for sure, uncle lim have to advise us what to do, we dont want to break as much law as possible, we are not stirring up a fight, we are protesting, so pls leave yer ak47, m16, rocket launcer, sidewinders, patriot missiles, rambo kit, parang, clever, baseball bat, tongkat and all that stuff, u want to bring a weapon, bring a bottle of water, cause we be shouting and we need to drink, maybe some local water company can sponsor us, oh also no molokov cocktail, ok! peaceful demonstration with a million ppl, why a million if nobody back down, they cant fit a miilion ppl in the prison nor the police station, when u have the numbers u have the power.
so what is bolehland cum swallowers going to do, i leave it to you, anyway i'm oso i cum swallower. but i no longer want to, how abt u ? it is time to spit.
lets not do this alone and die alone
Friday, November 25, 2005
lego church, who would had though of that, church is the last place any normal person would like to step his foot into. some time ago, my uncle keith suggested, why dont we build the petronas twin tower, we can write to lego and ask them , maybe the'll agree, i think someone did that later on, did they? actually twin tower wont be as glamorous as a rumah kampung, an entire rumah kampung of all kind of design, that would be a star attraction in malaysia, complete with the orang iban long houses, now thats authentic malaysian art.
last night i saw my bro in law playing some old arcade games, brought back some fond memories of yesteryears arcade game, not packman, or those ancient shit, ok. street figher (sf) kind of era, sf 2 era, me and my partner in blow em up then TAT, we played, raiden, raiden 2 was hard, 1945 and 1944 midawy or something like that, sky soldiers, final fight, robocop, cabal (i think), two guys on a bike with attachble side guns (cant remember that game), somekind of rambo game i think its call akira, yes i checked the net CABAL is correct. hell there were plenty. but sf1 is the only one i think that made it through all the while. they had a sf movie with van damme, kylie minogue, i think hong kong ahd something like that as well. but which character was our fav, had to be ken & ryu, guile maybe. why we like them ? who dont like, "a ryu kee" "a ryu kee" "wat cha cha cha" how bout "tiger, tiger, tiger upper cut"
i believe some of of us than wanted to screw chunli, much as she was only a animated character, well how about lara croft?
i think a mix quote of sf2 & yoda (as usual) might be fun, but tough. interesting, maybe i'll tonight
the original cast of sf2 before the add in their names, lets try to remember them, ryu, honda, blanka, guile, balrog, venga, ken, chunli, russian guy, indian guy, sagat and of course mr. raul julia himself give it for bison, yes indian guy dalsim, gentlemen start your engine !
i believe some of of us than wanted to screw chunli, much as she was only a animated character, well how about lara croft?
i think a mix quote of sf2 & yoda (as usual) might be fun, but tough. interesting, maybe i'll tonight
the original cast of sf2 before the add in their names, lets try to remember them, ryu, honda, blanka, guile, balrog, venga, ken, chunli, russian guy, indian guy, sagat and of course mr. raul julia himself give it for bison, yes indian guy dalsim, gentlemen start your engine !
Thursday, November 24, 2005
today i wanted to talk about denial, but i changed my mind, cause suddenly i thought of the word fuck and mother fucker, and the first thing that reminded me of that is.. not the mofo charlie in vietnam, is not that mofo that double park, its not that mofo that talk oh the hp during a movie, its THE ORIGINAL KINGS OF COMEDY if u have not watch this film go get it, if u love hearing the word fuck & mofo being mentioned 90% of the time i a show go get it, if u love to swear, go get it, if u love black ppl comedy, go the fuck get it, im thinking of getting the ori, but icant find one, my 2 vcd copies are cinema copies complimentary of uncle Ho. u got 4 world class black comedy, we are not talking about old man bill cosby, ok, this are kick ass american african that loves to swear, its like second nature to them, every fucking sentence is a fucking word, lets see if i can find some quotes from the net, u are lucky today, i used a good 20 minutes, but i found what i wanted, this my friend should be a classic, like dirty harry's make my day punk.
"I'm gonna break down what the word 'mathaFacka' actually means. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word 'mathaFacka,' 'cause the word 'mathaFacka' is a noun. It describes a person, place or thing. It's just expression. You might see three or four brothers together. You might hear the word 'mathaFacka' 32 times. And you might hear just two regular English words. But the conversation makes sense like a mathaFacka. Everybody can understand it. Don't be afraid of the word 'mathaFacka.' I'm gonna break it down to you. If you out there this afternoon and you see about three or four brothers talkin, you might hear a conversation, and it go like this:
'You seen that mathaFackin Bobby?
That mathaFacka owe me 35 mathaFackin dollars.
He told me he gonna pay my mathaFackin money last
mathaFackin week. I ain't seen this mathaFacka yet.
I'm not gonna chase this mathaFacka for my 35
mathaFackin dollars. I called the mathaFacka four
mathaFackin times, but the mathaFacka won't call me
back. I called his mama the other mathaFackin day.
She gonna play like the mathaFacka weren't in.
I started to cuss her mathaFackin ass out, but I
didn't want no mathaFackin trouble.
But I'll tell you one mathaFackin thing.
The next mathaFackin time I see this mathaFacka,
and he ain't got my mathaFackin money, I'm gonna bust
his mathaFackin head!'
aint that mathafacking great! i'm out of here mofo.
"I'm gonna break down what the word 'mathaFacka' actually means. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word 'mathaFacka,' 'cause the word 'mathaFacka' is a noun. It describes a person, place or thing. It's just expression. You might see three or four brothers together. You might hear the word 'mathaFacka' 32 times. And you might hear just two regular English words. But the conversation makes sense like a mathaFacka. Everybody can understand it. Don't be afraid of the word 'mathaFacka.' I'm gonna break it down to you. If you out there this afternoon and you see about three or four brothers talkin, you might hear a conversation, and it go like this:
'You seen that mathaFackin Bobby?
That mathaFacka owe me 35 mathaFackin dollars.
He told me he gonna pay my mathaFackin money last
mathaFackin week. I ain't seen this mathaFacka yet.
I'm not gonna chase this mathaFacka for my 35
mathaFackin dollars. I called the mathaFacka four
mathaFackin times, but the mathaFacka won't call me
back. I called his mama the other mathaFackin day.
She gonna play like the mathaFacka weren't in.
I started to cuss her mathaFackin ass out, but I
didn't want no mathaFackin trouble.
But I'll tell you one mathaFackin thing.
The next mathaFackin time I see this mathaFacka,
and he ain't got my mathaFackin money, I'm gonna bust
his mathaFackin head!'
aint that mathafacking great! i'm out of here mofo.
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
whoa, second post in a day, this is rare, my big head is pumping real hard. why no header, or title ? why ? with a title u have to plan what is today topic, u try not to go out of topic, why restrict yourselve, imagine, astro sent you a letter that states outstanding payments, best guess the reading stops there, imagine same situation, but no header, so u have to read on to figure out what it is. a title feels formal, like u know what shit to expect, no title means anything goes, well anything goes here, as much as my big head permits.
got a thought eating lunch today, nga, (national geography ..), the nga is like a playboy magazine to the animals, really, the mag is full of pictures of animals, trees, landscape and humans too. so the animals are hmm ..naked, trees and landscape represents exotic or interesting places to visit and the humans, hmm.. destroyer or preserver of their habitats. check this out. pls use yer imagination.
have been reading my old post, wow i sure kick some serious ass, that was fun, yeah! did not know i could be so creative. i feel the need, the need for speed. well we cannot be in the present without having a past, to dwell in the past is not that good but to make the past into present is mind blowing. having grown up in the eras where tom cruise film's makes us wants to be a cocktail bar tender so we can screw all the horny girls, and shake the freaking cocktail, "shake it to the left, shake it to the right, u do that shakey shakey twist" or "addicted to love" and of course the film that make every reason to get a home theatre system TOPGUN, noted all in caps. my i dont think anyone who is a teen at that time did not watch topgun, everybody wanted to join the rmaf after form five, but soon realised u need to be of certain color and of certain religion, and of course for we yellow ppl, score high marks in our matematik tambahan. i failed my add maths, because i cant make sense out of it, till today i havent use any add maths logic to solve any problems today. add maths then in our class was like a magic show. the teacher put up an equation on the board everybody stare at it like it was some kinda of foreign object, and alakazamp, tadaa, an equally mind bogling answer appeared before our very eyes, as we stare at the board with big wide eyes as if marion of 8tv has dropped her top! marion of 8tv wow she is hot, but what is with the funny hairdo and clothes, wear lah something hot. imagine she is hot not very anything hot.
astonish with the matematik tambahan magician
i like jerry bruckheimer films, who is jerry? this is jerry
ring any bells, yes that csi fellow and amazing race. his best movie i think is topgun, days of thunder, the rock, conair, badboys & armageddon. 2 post a day i'll call it a day, or should i.
this is a quote from bad boys 1.
Marcuss(Martin Lawrence) : Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
Mike (Will Smith : I don't have one.
Marcuss :What the fuck w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Mike :It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
Marcuss:You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.
We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. end
got a thought eating lunch today, nga, (national geography ..), the nga is like a playboy magazine to the animals, really, the mag is full of pictures of animals, trees, landscape and humans too. so the animals are hmm ..naked, trees and landscape represents exotic or interesting places to visit and the humans, hmm.. destroyer or preserver of their habitats. check this out. pls use yer imagination.
have been reading my old post, wow i sure kick some serious ass, that was fun, yeah! did not know i could be so creative. i feel the need, the need for speed. well we cannot be in the present without having a past, to dwell in the past is not that good but to make the past into present is mind blowing. having grown up in the eras where tom cruise film's makes us wants to be a cocktail bar tender so we can screw all the horny girls, and shake the freaking cocktail, "shake it to the left, shake it to the right, u do that shakey shakey twist" or "addicted to love" and of course the film that make every reason to get a home theatre system TOPGUN, noted all in caps. my i dont think anyone who is a teen at that time did not watch topgun, everybody wanted to join the rmaf after form five, but soon realised u need to be of certain color and of certain religion, and of course for we yellow ppl, score high marks in our matematik tambahan. i failed my add maths, because i cant make sense out of it, till today i havent use any add maths logic to solve any problems today. add maths then in our class was like a magic show. the teacher put up an equation on the board everybody stare at it like it was some kinda of foreign object, and alakazamp, tadaa, an equally mind bogling answer appeared before our very eyes, as we stare at the board with big wide eyes as if marion of 8tv has dropped her top! marion of 8tv wow she is hot, but what is with the funny hairdo and clothes, wear lah something hot. imagine she is hot not very anything hot.
astonish with the matematik tambahan magician
i like jerry bruckheimer films, who is jerry? this is jerry
ring any bells, yes that csi fellow and amazing race. his best movie i think is topgun, days of thunder, the rock, conair, badboys & armageddon. 2 post a day i'll call it a day, or should i.
this is a quote from bad boys 1.
Marcuss(Martin Lawrence) : Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
Mike (Will Smith : I don't have one.
Marcuss :What the fuck w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Mike :It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
Marcuss:You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.
We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. end
Lets start new, my previous blogs are , hmm something strange, it’s a kinda of a story that kinda tell something of certain ppl, but are no longer entertaining anymore neither can we come out with such ideas, research for pic & phrases.
Why not then start a new blog ? why should I ? everyone has a past, a history, a description, something that they did sometime ago, there is no need to be a shame of our past, some actions we chose for the wrong reason, some actions are beyond our control, but somehow we overcame it or it overcame us, it was a lesson, a painful lesson maybe, a useful lesson, nevertheless, a lesson has been learnt, this is where this blog is heading to, just like any other blogs, life as we see it, no body have to agree with what I write, what I write is my opinion, my point of view, how I judge thing, should u then judge me by my opinion then, its up to you, this are just my thoughts in writing, I cant really transfer all my thoughts into writing, but I wish I could, but i am not a writer, somethings appear in my mind as an emotion, a gesture, a picture, a dream, a thought, memories, whatever I can translate from my brain to my hands I will, else it will be a thought in my head.
Lets see how far can I go with this blog this time.
this is the nation pride to a certain ppl only, actually our only former pm that is still alive today! yes our first proton saga is seated in our national musuem, 1985, that was the year they made that car, so now is 2005, that makes the car 20 years old, i think the car was in there since sometime ago, dont know when, but i sure tells alot of things, the original proton dont last for 20 years or so, my mother's morris minor is still chuging along in taiping, why is the proton in the museum, well remember the lat comic, on our former pm driving on and on and on, on the penang bridge? well it cant take that many u-turns either, nor the penang sea breeze, have rusted all the rustable parts, future protons were all not allowed to be launch in penang neither do current pm are allowed to make 1001 u-turns & giving the thumbs up.
have you ever thought how in a world did we become what we are today, i mean the way we drive, eat, park our car (double park, triple park), being rude, just plain ass hole, how, in between which years did we suddenly transform from being nice to ugly. its like when we are at home we are like sweet angels then all of the sudden, we leave the house, we are like "mr. maggi please dont make me angry u know u dont like me when i'm angry" but i guess it went something like that compare to that from like 1979?"wtf, mofo dont fuck with me, i'll fuck u up" yes things change ppl change, i think it is circumstances change, the world change, in order to fit into society, we need to think like one, act like one, just to fit in, else we are consider weirdo. weird dont u think, living up to the world standard as to what is right and what is wrong, not what we think is actually right from our point of view, or our point of view does not matter, i think its branding, nike was michael jordan then, u want to be a-class nba player, wear nike, who said bata or fung keong cant do just the same, did we try, did we even dare to try, u imagine joining those street basketball challange and sudenlly these dude shows up with a bata shoe, well maybe some do i dont know, i could be out dated, i'm after all 32 and married with children.
going back to the proton story, nearly all of us own a proton, because it is cheaper than something else, it seats 5 comfortably anyway, and it is fast and for some even faster, i mean if u are one fo those ppl that have exhaust the size of pamela anderson boobs, think for a while ok, that proton of our dont have any benchmark setup against, if it were to go through a test crash, i have very little imagine, (actually there was a test crash for waja in uk, if u search the net u can find it there, had some good reviews, but knowing proton, they would send a one of a kind proton gold plated, mini fridge, thingy, just to show malaysia boleh spirit. anyway, our regular proton already smashes up pretty badly at standard fittings speed, and yer fellows with upgraded spec, do your own maths, i had wanted to boost the hp once a time ago, but decide not to after considering how fragile the car is, u can actually dent the car by rubbing very hard with a cloth! yes owning a proton, its bad that we are force to but local cars because of the price, but to endure the low qualityness and for 20 years! i'm already eyeing on the toyota avanza, as my next car, proton is not even a thought in mind anymore. the least proton could do was give us a lot of their share just to show some appreciation, or petrol vouchers, what do we get, shit load, when u take your proton for service and u say that one not working, this one rosak, what is the felar going to say, aiyah, proton like that one mah, dont want get a toyota lah. why he said like that, coz the bugger drives a toyota oso. come on if yer own co. mechanic dont even drive the company models, it say a lot of thing dont, you think ? maybe someone should do a survey and find out how many proton employees actually drive a proton, especially the fucking chairman, md, directors.
shit this is a long blog, guess i have a lot of thoughts in my mind, that makes me a big head.
Why not then start a new blog ? why should I ? everyone has a past, a history, a description, something that they did sometime ago, there is no need to be a shame of our past, some actions we chose for the wrong reason, some actions are beyond our control, but somehow we overcame it or it overcame us, it was a lesson, a painful lesson maybe, a useful lesson, nevertheless, a lesson has been learnt, this is where this blog is heading to, just like any other blogs, life as we see it, no body have to agree with what I write, what I write is my opinion, my point of view, how I judge thing, should u then judge me by my opinion then, its up to you, this are just my thoughts in writing, I cant really transfer all my thoughts into writing, but I wish I could, but i am not a writer, somethings appear in my mind as an emotion, a gesture, a picture, a dream, a thought, memories, whatever I can translate from my brain to my hands I will, else it will be a thought in my head.
Lets see how far can I go with this blog this time.
this is the nation pride to a certain ppl only, actually our only former pm that is still alive today! yes our first proton saga is seated in our national musuem, 1985, that was the year they made that car, so now is 2005, that makes the car 20 years old, i think the car was in there since sometime ago, dont know when, but i sure tells alot of things, the original proton dont last for 20 years or so, my mother's morris minor is still chuging along in taiping, why is the proton in the museum, well remember the lat comic, on our former pm driving on and on and on, on the penang bridge? well it cant take that many u-turns either, nor the penang sea breeze, have rusted all the rustable parts, future protons were all not allowed to be launch in penang neither do current pm are allowed to make 1001 u-turns & giving the thumbs up.
have you ever thought how in a world did we become what we are today, i mean the way we drive, eat, park our car (double park, triple park), being rude, just plain ass hole, how, in between which years did we suddenly transform from being nice to ugly. its like when we are at home we are like sweet angels then all of the sudden, we leave the house, we are like "mr. maggi please dont make me angry u know u dont like me when i'm angry" but i guess it went something like that compare to that from like 1979?"wtf, mofo dont fuck with me, i'll fuck u up" yes things change ppl change, i think it is circumstances change, the world change, in order to fit into society, we need to think like one, act like one, just to fit in, else we are consider weirdo. weird dont u think, living up to the world standard as to what is right and what is wrong, not what we think is actually right from our point of view, or our point of view does not matter, i think its branding, nike was michael jordan then, u want to be a-class nba player, wear nike, who said bata or fung keong cant do just the same, did we try, did we even dare to try, u imagine joining those street basketball challange and sudenlly these dude shows up with a bata shoe, well maybe some do i dont know, i could be out dated, i'm after all 32 and married with children.
going back to the proton story, nearly all of us own a proton, because it is cheaper than something else, it seats 5 comfortably anyway, and it is fast and for some even faster, i mean if u are one fo those ppl that have exhaust the size of pamela anderson boobs, think for a while ok, that proton of our dont have any benchmark setup against, if it were to go through a test crash, i have very little imagine, (actually there was a test crash for waja in uk, if u search the net u can find it there, had some good reviews, but knowing proton, they would send a one of a kind proton gold plated, mini fridge, thingy, just to show malaysia boleh spirit. anyway, our regular proton already smashes up pretty badly at standard fittings speed, and yer fellows with upgraded spec, do your own maths, i had wanted to boost the hp once a time ago, but decide not to after considering how fragile the car is, u can actually dent the car by rubbing very hard with a cloth! yes owning a proton, its bad that we are force to but local cars because of the price, but to endure the low qualityness and for 20 years! i'm already eyeing on the toyota avanza, as my next car, proton is not even a thought in mind anymore. the least proton could do was give us a lot of their share just to show some appreciation, or petrol vouchers, what do we get, shit load, when u take your proton for service and u say that one not working, this one rosak, what is the felar going to say, aiyah, proton like that one mah, dont want get a toyota lah. why he said like that, coz the bugger drives a toyota oso. come on if yer own co. mechanic dont even drive the company models, it say a lot of thing dont, you think ? maybe someone should do a survey and find out how many proton employees actually drive a proton, especially the fucking chairman, md, directors.
shit this is a long blog, guess i have a lot of thoughts in my mind, that makes me a big head.
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