UMNO Street Magic Exposed

Guess now, after UMNO AGM, that the whole world knows that UMNO has got this bad ass magic trick thingy that could rob the ordinary schmuck on the road out of their cash, without them knowing when or how it happened.

Imagine that you have just withdrawn a set amount of cash from ATM, say RM 200, when you were to just walk across the street, you feel this tingly sensation on your ass. Now after the molestation is over, you would find that the cash you had just withdrawn, say 4 RM 50 notes, have been ¨magically¨ turned into 1 RM 50 note and 3 RM 10 notes.

And some smartalex would think that they could circumvent this by putting their wallet on their shirt pocket or for ladies, in their handbag, they would be dissapointed to know that what will happen is that they would still be molested...and robbed..regardless of where the wallet is. For example, if you would have kept your wallet in a safe deposit box, you will still feel as if someone caressing your butt, even if you are at the shitter doing your stuffs, there is no escape from this powerful magic.

The expose...... i am going to describe it as detailed as possible......

1st the molestation. It is to draw your attention away from what is coming after this. Strong signal of fear, suprise and pleasure would be sent to your brain at one go. For the interest of political correctness, lets not call this molestation...lets rename it to ¨the feel good factor¨ (c) AAB

2nd the Phased Vaccum suction deMoneytiser. It is deployed with the victim not realising even a thing. It was said that in the early stages of this magic, the victim could feel some wind sucking near his ass...That is what the first step of this trick the molestation or the Feel good factor is for, to mask this sucking...

Note : the exact change returned to the victim belongs in the realm of extremely high magic that i dont understand.....but suffice to say that the victim would only get exactly 60% of his money in value, sucked away.


And now finally to the most amazing power in the UMNO arsenal.....the ability to give the booty robbed from victims to people of a particular ethnic race..... If UMNO merely just use their usual method of transfering the money to the beneficiary, they wouldnt be amazing would they? Alright, the trick is out.....What UMNO really did was...They HYPNOTISE the particular race to make them THINK that they have been given the booty. Whereas the money had never left UMNO´s hands.

To summarise it, UMNO in fact has done the proverbial ¨TO ROB PETER, THEN THREATEN TO PAY PAUL, THEN LATER CONVINCE PAUL HE HAD RECEIVED PAYMENT WHEN HE HAD NOT¨


So there you have it PAUL...how does it feel to fave UMNO robbing PETER to (alledgedly) pay you when in fact....you dont see one sen of it?


Like they say...PAUL mudah lupa.....

And i´ll say, PETER never lupa...especially come General Election.