Tuesday, November 21, 2006

fucking in space

i cant remember when i first wrote on malaysia space programme.

i thought it was going to die half way and save us all that public funds. cause really i dont see why we need a space programme other than that idiotic m'sia boleh or m'sia record.

and to think that m'sia 1st astronaut will do teh tarik and print batik is just ridicolous.

if you really one to do something really proud, then bring along a chick and re-define the term mile high club !

oozing cum and teh tarik is the same, white or brown liquid floating in outer space does it make any difference ? fuck no. so stop wasting our public funds and do something useful like masturbate in space or something kinky.

just remember this, the most memorable thing abt the 2006 germany world cup was the head butt, not the cup winners. honestly i thought germany won !

last but not least, as most malaysian tend to forget things.

TEAR THAT FUCKING ISTANA IDAMAN IN KLANG DOWN

5 comments:

shag said...

"white liquid floating in outer space"
Hell yeah. better than spinning top & more value as scientific research. In weightlessness, how easy is it to fuck? Has implications for future manned deep space exploration.

Yodaddy said...

some interesting ¨facts¨....

1) American has first man on the moon....JFK got whacked

2) USSR tried to go one up on america space program .... USSR went bankrupt

3) Malaysia tried to send someone to space .... BN losses in GE 2007/8 ??


about the sex in space thingy...i doubt that they can get stimulated enough for sex to work. Because contrary to what our BN govt wants everyone to believe, the astronaught is not going to ¨lepak¨ his way through this space flight. The Gś when accelerating out of orbit and the zero g when out of earth´s gravity would probably make the exponents to suffer the ¨cannot get hard and cannot get wet¨ syndrome.


About istana idaman...It is the symbol of political immunity (more power than diplomatic immunity)....these guys(BN) are above the law....I´ll be damned if they decide to pull down istana idaman.

ducky said...

yes shag, like startrek, to go where no man has gone before, to shag om space !

come on lah yoda, cannot get steam in outerspace, sure or not, try getting scarlett johanson stark naked strap next to you, and we will see what the 'G' spot in action.

push push push, sure one day can collapse. with the amount of illegally built temples being demolish, its only a matter of time, that the istana will be demolish, i doubt dr. khir can tahan so long supporting all the SOBs.

Yodaddy said...

cannot collapse... why you think dr khir support those SOBs?

Why should khir support those SOBs...it is actually the other way round...khir is MB because he has the support of all those SOBs...the MB of selangor is usually reserved for Umno´s big shots..like maybe Muhyddin? and not for some small timer in Umno like khir.

Anonymous said...

Malaysia is NOT sending up an astronaut but just a space tourist because the blighter would learn absolutely nothing about the working the controls of the Russian spacecraft or the mechanics of space trajectory...all he will learn is teh can never be 'tarikked' in zero gravity---and millions have been spent for all this. Malaysia MEMANG BODOH