Thursday, July 06, 2006

france vs italy

ducky preview of the 2006 world cup final in berlin...

……after 80 minutes of play, both teams are still drawn at nil-nil. It is apparent zidane the old man is tired and exhausted. The Italians actors are also tired of faking knee injuries to head injuries with no apparent results. Most of the Azzurri boys are already booked with at least 1 yellow card. It’s the bottom half of the game, and nobody wants to make any mistake, as a penalty shoot out would be less painful if someone had scored before the full time is up.

With 5 more minutes to play, the Italians tried for another go. This time around they had the italy best actor award winner Fabio grosso on the lead. Just like he did when playing against the aussie on the left wing, this time he came by the right wing, most of the Italians are now lining themselves for the cross when all of a sudden, grosso once again fake his fall, and spot on, the referee awarded a penalty kick to the Italians !

The French not wanting to be fooled by the great Italian actors, march a protest against the ref decision. But to no avail. Fed up with the ref decision, Zidane a long time apprentice of king cantona, leap up momentarily doing a matrix stance and gave the ref a wong fei hung no shadow kick, which knocked the ref down unconsciously.

As zidane kung fu flick on the ref, some of Italians players standing near by, fell to the grown with their hands covering their faces as if they had been kicked. With the ref down, the ref assistant took charge and started booking French players from left to right, until only 4 french players were left. With such an outrageous call, the French national team walked out of the stadium with banners and plycards chanting protesting words.

i guess this is what you call a sore loser !

8 comments:

angel said...

I see that there are more French sapoters around... hmmmm... if like dat, based on this WC, Italians sure win wan :P
oh shit, i can't say that... then sure they'll lose... i better shadap...

Inevitable said...

Sighh... I just want to say Lan Jiao!! to germany and portugal!

walski69 said...

Well peng-yu, you were right about Brazil, so Walski wouldn't be one bit surprised if all your predictions for the final come true! LOL.

ducky said...

u see my dear, somehow ppl dun really like this italian actors. it is just beh tahan lah, always faking it. i wonder they got fake a cum or not?

lan jiao to germany & portugal ? say lah chaucheebai to brazil and argentina as well. yes they did burn a statue in brazil, but not ronaldo, but ronaldhino for his fifa best player award.

as much as i like to take credit abt brazil, my other predictions didnt went that well, like the one on germany spot on to win the cup. so malu.

jimmy said...

haha... france also got fake actor...henry is good... and to portugal..i like them..but chao chee buy for C ronaldo.... tiu

Daniel Franklin Gomez said...

Yes, Thierry Henry (France) is a good actor. Guess he picked it up from Juventus. Still, not as great as his Italian counterparts. They deserve an oscar! :-)

ducky said...

yes yes jimmy, c ronaldo in his remarkable supporting role in getting rooney kicked off.

oscar indeed daniel, maybe the academy can have a new category under best foreign actor in a leading or supporting role in a sports telecast.

Daniel Franklin Gomez said...

And not to mention the Italians/Portuguese contesting for the following oscars:

1) Performance by an actor in a leading role
2) Performance by an actor in a supporting role
3) Performance by an actress in a leading role
4) Achievement in visual effects