was reading mr. rocketman blog on mas and the comments. one think that tickles me about our large malaysian companies are the chairman. most of the time their names would bedin with datuk, tan sri, yb, etc, it doesnt start with mr. or encik, if it is a mr or encik then u know it is a real business organization. cause all the time the chairman and ceo of a company in malaysia have no freaking idea what they are actually doing sitting there. blank, zilch, all they know is they are well connected with the political ppl or they are very influential.

i like to read forbes magazine, personally i think it is the best biz mag ever. this mag is like the playboy of biz mag, great articles all the time, very inspiring. all most articles feature ceo of chairman or some great biz sense leaders, that are very familiar with the biz sense, they have been around for some time and they feel and know the market environment, they are serious players, else the shareholders will fire them for sure if they dont perform. they know where to cut cost, where to source for supplies, how to improve morale, how to turn the company around, cause they are really the man for the job. their names dont start with datuk or tan sri, it's just plain mr. or mrs or ms, no title, and at times they dont even need formal education to succeed. take bill gates and michael dell for instant.

forbes latest issue was on sia, yes sia, u should read abt it, they are abt the only airline in the world take buy airplanes with CASH, yes CASH, and the average plane age is 5.5 years compare to the industry average of 13 years. anyone want to guess the average age of our planes ? i dont know neither.

our country is actually heading nowhere, and the nep is actually pulling us further back. truth be said and every non bumi would agree, the day singapore pull out all the talented non bumi that wanted a better malaysia moved out with it, the rest just migrated later, cause they know that a country run by the hopeless malays will soon hit the wall, and when they hit the wall, they'll reverse and drive faster against the wall and over and over again, but the wall is 3 meter thick how can you break it? even the previously ban book by mahathir said that the malays are hopeless in a way, we know they are hopeless but what can we do.

i have a fantasy vision that i hope one day would realised, and that would be a joined force of mca, mic, dap, pas, keadilan, pbs, gerakan, snap and any other party go against umno to fight for malaysia, i think we can get at least a 50% 50% majority and we can see who will be doing ear squads then. it will definitely not be easy, a riot, a after election blood bath, chaos, looting would definitely take place, but if you are serious for a new improve malaysia then this is what we need to do, nothing else will work, after pak lah is najib, and he is going to be ruthless and cunning, the man is evil and he has a plot, but we have no idea what that is.

there is no point giving constructive comments all day long and then sit down at the end of day, nothing is achieve. it is just plain talk with no action.

LETS TALK THE TALK AND WALK THE WALK.

any one seen the new proton chancellor? i just cant help it whenever proton decide to release "new" models that are totally fucked up. i have no idea how a model like that can actually make it through and be sold in the market, it is after all a waja that has been stretch and refitted with some "nice" components, that's it. and the price tag is mind boggling, i guess with all the losses it has already made, proton just want to make quick moolah to satisfy the shareholders. you know what we should ? all of us that aren't happy with proton should go out and buy our self 100 units of proton share. (that's the minimun unit of shares you can buy) then attend the agm, and question the board of directors how in the fuck name did they think the chancellor is going to succeed in the long run and who the fuck is going to pay RM138K for this piece of junk and it sits 4. and we can all also ask them why proton continue to produce sub standard car even after 20 years of production, we can ask all the way we want cause we are the fucking shareholders of the company, but make sure you come prepared and well organise, and that your facts are accurate, remember you are here to make proton's director feel like an ass hole, not vice-versa and if possible go with a group of about 10-20 sound minded people which of course have to be shareholder as well, you can be proxy and all but that would be too tedious to explain here, just read section 149 of the companies act 1965.
since proton year end is in 31 march, the agm would be held about in september, you can buy the share before september and dispose off after the agm, hopefully with a profit. if you notice proton website there is a list of awards that they have won, wonders??? there is this article i read some time ago which is an old article which i think if you have not read it before is interesting.

http://www.newint.org/issue195/proton.htm

do remember this article was written in 1989. remember the time dr.m said to "tutup proton", you can bet coming from his mouth is like saying "why dont you just kill my first born"
a poll should be conducted in malaysia, on two issues.
1. whether we should keep mas flying by injecting more rakyat money, so the directors and pilots can have more bonuses and benefits in kind?
2. whether proton should call it a day. the issue of proton's workforce should not be taken into consideration, as the rakyat of 22 million is more important of the mere workforce of a couple of thousand.
you might be wondering why im so personally piss off about proton, why not? as we all know, proton make sub standard car, and label it as an up market car, the sell it for a bomb after increasing all the prices of its competitor, which made them even more unaffordable. see for yourself again.

toyota camry 2.4XLE in US sells for usd22,795, multiply by 3.8 = rm86,621.
toyota camry 2.4V sells for RM181,000
toyota rav4 2.4 sport in US sells for usd21,875, multiply by 3.8 = rm83,125.
toyota rav4 2.0 sports sells for RM181,000

for a country that taxes so much on the foreign cars, should not be collecting anymore taxes from the ppl that buy these cars, else it would be double taxing already.

honda accord 2.4 in US sells for usd18,255 x 3.8 = rm69,255
honda accord 2.4 sells for RM164,000
honda accord 3.0 in US sells for usd27,300 x 3.8 = rm103,740
honda accord 3.0 sells for RM204,000

and mind me, this us models are 2006 versions, compare to our local versions are of 2004 only.

and of course, any comparison would not be complete without the benz and the bmw.

mercedes benz s350l(2006) in US sells for usd65,675 x 3.8 = rm249,565
mercedes benz s350l(2004) sells for RM788,000

all local car quotes are from the star and us quotes are from their respective sites.

bmw 750i sedan in us sells for usd71,800 x 3.8 = rm272,840
bmw 730i sells for RM638,000, the star only provided these model as the highest end.
bmw z4 3.0i roadster in us sells for usd41,800 x 3.8 = rm158,840
bmw z4 3.0i roadster sells for RM438,000
bmw x5 4.4l in us sells for usd53,600 x 3.8 = rm203,680
bmw x5 4.4l sells for RM566,000

this is fun to do, and at the same time very piss off of the vast difference of pricing due to our "taxes"

next item on our list, is the jaguar,

jaguar 2006 xkr convertible in us sells for usd87,995 x 3.8 = rm334,381
jaguar 2000 xkr convertible sells for rm1,200,000

post a comment of what other cars you would like to compare and i'll search it out for you, yes some might argue that a direct comparison like this is not very accurate and logical, how logical do you want to be, a difference of RM334,381 and RM1,200,000 leave a lot of room for anything.

this has got to stop, not only the shit has hit the fence, the fence is completely covered with shit. ear squad incident. now an old story, and soon to be forgotten story. supposingly the pdrm was in the red but now, has manage to turn the story around and now the mp's are fucking up the arses of mr. rocketman and fellow member, suspension or expel from parliament is in the talks now. if mr. rocketman is suspended or worse expel, which i'm sure would be in their best interest, as mr. rocketman is always there in the frontline in parliament attacking and defensing from every direction. i know everybody is comfortable with their own lives, and nobody would want to spent a night or two in jail or worse case scenario, prison or kem tahanan kamunting, i'm just like everybody here in the blog space, writing and commenting, all words no ACTION. we complain, we critize, we condemn, yet we do nothing, people die, people suffer, yet we do nothing, honestly, people of the blog are one very powerful ppl. u press enter and you are connected up to the four corners of the world. lets stop not doing anything, lets get up from our chair, floor, bed, car, room, toilet and march forward, lets start doing something, we can call our self ppl of the blog, rocketman can chair us, or some other Influential blogger. lets not be afraid of our govt, but instead let them be scared of us, we are very powerful and should be a force to reckon with.

the nation was angered by the earsquad incident and they were the scapegoats

proton, just like his brethen, tnb and mas, all having financial problems, just manage to dig deeper into its own grave. proton chancellor, a 2 litre car with a price tag or RM???,???.?? yes it is more expensively than the perdana and it seats four only. at RM138K, yes never thought i'll see so many digits in a proton car. RM138 which stupid mother fucker is going to fork out RM138K for a proton, for RM138K, might as well get a camry 2.0E - RM149K or, honda accord 2.0 vti at RM141K, honda civic 2.0i vtec RM143K, nissan cefiro excimo 20G - 159K, once again our local car producer manage to shoot itself in the foot.

i just have to write a blog about this. if i dont my head will burst. i actually wanted to post a picture of a smash head but it was too gross, even for me.

today i attended a egm of media prima bhd. heard of it? this egm was to acquire the entire stake of ntv7. yes ntv7, because after some ellaborate restructuring scheme, ntv7 manage to reduce their debts. can you imagine, ntv7 good channel, a lot of people watching it, advertisement every 15 minutes, and they were in the red, can't imagine how was tv3 then. anyway, what i wanted to say was that during the egm, the managing director explain the rationale behind the purpose of the acquisition. saying all the usual crap-lah, increase market share-lah, increase revenue-lah, economic of scale-lah, they forgot monopoly-lah, not really, since there is still astro, they claim astro have about 65% market or something like that.

but what i want to mention is that the buying if ntv7 is all a scheme, a scheme by the govt to shut ntv7 up. you ever notice how bold ntv7 'use' to be, they'll report on almost anything and they will broadcast it without a second thought. but now they seem a little complacent, i havent watch ntv7 siasat for quite some time now, but i wonder whether they have stop their authority busting yet. this is one area we have to watch, cause if they stop catching this corrupted local authorities, then you can say my theory is true.

the monopoly the public mentioned is definetely not about the programmes, but the media coverage. media coverage will definitely be in the favour of the current govt, and if im not mistaken, media prima is link to key govt ministries, so if this is not monopoly, the what, what is left is the indian & chinese print and the star. accidently, media corp singapore's company also own all the tv stations in singapore, name sounds quite a like, wonder if they are connected.

the stars of media prima


Abdul Rahman bin Ahmad - ceo

YBhg Dato' Abdul Mutalib Datuk Seri Mohamed Razak - orang kerusi

orang kerusi actually comes first, but the ceo sounds more convincing.


Shahril Ridza bin Ridzuan - wtf is he smiling abt

wtf is kojak doing here

YBhg Dato' Dr Mohd Shahari bin Ahmad Jabar - orang tua

im not rooting for this guys just want u guys to know these are the people responsible for tv3, ntv7, tv8 and soon q1 2006 tv9.

writing a post was never a problem to me, but when we try too hard to become what we are not, we always f up. so it would be best if we just write what we are good at, and if that is not enough, what can i say, it's me. i'm no drew carey.

year end is coming. news come and go, and many news that ought to have major break through have come and gone. mr. rocketman himself, i dont know where he get his adrenalin push from. but i think he is on a year end break as well, his blog seems to have slowed down as well. no more bashing as much, he is tired as well, who wouldn't be standing all alone maybe with some fellow members, debating when the odds are like some 170 to 1, but the man persist, being called names and all, even animal names, such as primates and even to the extent of being booed and told that his party's logo is outdated. maybe its all for show just like in taiwan, maybe its not. i personally give mr. rocketman himself, my blog of the year. LIM KIT SIANG. i salute you.



news that have come and gone?, lets start with the recent one, and work our way back through the year as my mind start searching for archives in my big fat head. the idiot who told the foreigners to fuck off if you dont like bolehland, ear squat incident, ap scandal, rafidah aziz & naza, mas going bust, lower standards of education, THES, mahathir vs rafidah where is the apology, pengkalan pasir elction, malaysian idol winner, samy vellu's cracking flyover, tsunami victims, rampage developmment by local authorities, custom lavish spending, etc... this list can just go on and on without a fullstop. all this wastage happens because you voted for the wrong govt. i know i voted for the right mp, she rides the rocket as well and lately seems to be appearing on tv. if you only see your mp doing work once every 4-5 years, so please wise up.

i dont know why the fucked he won, but i think he must be the first malaysian idol with no pubic hair


comparing vital stats, khairy: no din mine is not as hard as yer keris, ok. malulah in front of every one here, some more in front of my papa.
malaysian bad boy kicking ass, wtf u looking at
malaysian iron lady with iron tears
dear god dont let the flyover jatuh yet, maybe in two years time after i retired. ps i also hope my hair dont drop down.

what is the similarity between this two ? both were ask to resigned, but refused and claiming only the PM can sack them.

world champion


malaysian champions

yoda, i think this current blog thing is not workinglah, no way im going to be even nominated for the best asian blog award in like 20 years, nobody is browsing through our old postlah, which i think was a classic, nothing even come close to it so tommorow i will ping direct to the ubi kentang story, direct, no zig zag, direct, better still yoda said cut and paste, enjoy.

Friday, July 22, 2005
My Fren Dua Lan Gong

There was this tiu ne ama guy called Dua Lan Gong. I tell you the story ah,

Lim Peh ga lu gong, agu, agu, u che ge place ahengg, ahengg
(english : a long long time ago in a place far far away)

Was a guy called Dua Lan Gong "DLG" . This DLG got no fren.(really! dun belief you check friendsters. you will see that he friendsters also dun have leh)

So he befriended Dua Ki Kah, Dua Siah and Dua Kang.This DKK, DS and DK also got no fren. But they very desperate. So they willing to friend with DLG even if they must be like his dog. So with his newly acquired friends, he announce that he henceforth would not be known as a "lonely kid no one play with him" anymore. Then he buys some land and start to plant potatoes together with his friends. But this friends dont know how to plant potatoes. So he got expert help by employing Dua Sheng, Dua Ge Ja Bo, Dua Battoh, Dua Liap and Dua Nao. "Wah Song leh" DLG thought. Can have more friends leh. But unfortunately this group of people do not want to be his friend and gave actually become friends among themselves. This has become the turning point of the story. DLG went to the Dark Side because he felt jilted by the new people.

This Dua Nao is very ging one(strong with the Force). To a lesser extent the others in his group also quite ging one. So Dua Gong tell DLG that he has a way of planting potato which can guarantee more harvest. But this DLG was not happy because he says that he plant it the "DLG way". Then because of this DLG's Dark Force grow stronger because his hatred go deeper.

But still we all plant. Everyday we have to endure physical labour to plant this while DKK, DS and DK just sit around and kiaw kah(shake legs). But n'mind still Dua Nao and gang continue to labour.

So when harvest time, DLG took half of the potatoes in his farm claiming he is hungry. The other half he give to his friends DKK, DS and DK. So Dua Nao and his gang only got the potato leaf. But n'mind they boil the leaf to eat.

After the harvest, DLG show his stripes and call everyone to a meeting. There he whack Dua Nao and the gang claiming that they did not work hard enough. So after that Dua Ge Ja Bo, Dua Battoh and Dua Liap went to exile. Left only Dua Nao and Dua Sheng.

So Dua Nao and Dua Sheng have to do all the work. But actually Dua Sheng all the while was involved in another product of the farm which is rearing hamsters.Hard work also lah but he lucky because DLG don't know how to rear hamsters. So actually Dua Nao have to do most of the planting of potatoes.

Then one day, DLG say put new fertiliser. Dua Nao also follow only loh. But then most of the potato shrink. So DLG blame Dua Nao for shrinking the potato. But Dau Nao have good idea. He piss on the farm using his own urine to fertilise the potato. The potato suddenly kembang(expand). So when DLG found out he try to piss on the potato but the potato die but he kept quiet and hide the dead potato. And he become more jelous. His Dark Side of the Force grow so strong that he become Dark Lord of the Sith.

Finally on a faithful day, DLG dig up the dead potato and blame Dua Nao. Dua Nao cannot stand. He also went to exile.

END OF STORY

posted by HeavenD @ 5:59 PM 0 comments

if you enjoy that please go to my earliest post as they are somewhat inter related.

it looks like sambutan tak begitu meriah for the fav pron star. all we have today is my severine, yoda's jenna jameson & thank you for the sole outside contributor dailymuscle for voting for adriana sage. so today score is 1-1-1, three way tie. but seriously, i must admit it was bad, two votes, anyway there must be a winner, being the self appointed chairman, i shall have a casting vote, and the casting vote is final, jenna jameson, be seriouslah, she is more a entrepreneur than a pron star, yes yes she was the most famous pron star ever, but entrepreneur pron star? just dont sound nicelah, unless we get more vote in, sorry lah, tak jadi, severine and adriana, kampung girl vs hot babe, compare to adriana, severine is just like a little girl, to avoid further question about child prono, the winner is adriana.

the great thing about a blog is that you can write any damd thing you like and nobody can fuck you up. maybe can i dont know lah. maybe one day everyone with a blog and have fucked the govt one way or another will spent some 30-60 days in kamunting detention camp. i dont mind lah since i come from taiping, my mother can visit me everyday. but seriously not interested. ok, you ISA guys i play play only ok.

maggi mee, malaysian favourite supper food after roti canai at the mamak, personally with all the flavour, i still like asam laksa and chicken, the only new flavour that can give this two a run for my money would be the tom yam, the rest like duck, lontong, sotong, cendawan, vegetarian, udang, sze chuan, kentang, babi, anjing no good, and this only maggi mee, we havent gone into cintan, mamee, those japanese noodle that cost like 5-7 ringgit, 5-7 ringgit i can eat 10 packets already. that brings me to tonight flavour, my favorite pron artist, yes pron artist, no spelling error, in blog must write like that, "si-man" a bit.

maybe we can have a poll, vote sorry, i company secretary always call poll. we can vote who is the most fav pron star. but a little rules, nobody like rules but just a little bit only, pamela is not a pron star, that one was stolen, ok. home video, no-no, those are for real, we want pron actress that fake orgasm and all that moaning stuff, swallow yum yum, spit yum yum. hidden camera also not qualified, all those budak UUM, UTM, UKM, USM, UM, UTM any other UUU also cannot, this people want to graduate after picture appear in blog, tak jadi, so cannot. this also goes for your girlfriend, wife, auntie, cousin, sister, sister hot friend, brother, brother hot friend, yer gardener, pool boy, courier man, politician this one definitely cannot, after i masuk lokap. so who can, pron actress lah. old school would be chasey lain, asia carrera, briana banks, jenna jameson, chloe jones, devon, kobe thai, sky roberts, tera patrick, traci lord, etc.

my fav girl is severine. she is a hungary babe, appear in the german playboy, so she claim. very hot chick, but strange saw an early audition of her and she sounded more like barking rather than enh enh enh. so how to vote. haha i dont know, i dont know how to put up those click click vote thing, so we have to do it the old fashion way. told you i was a co. sec. you post a comment, i manual count it, end of the day i give a count on who is on the lead. maybe run for a week, than we see who is malaysian most fav pron girl. if nobody vote, than my girl win lah. 1-0.


first of all im no stocking fetish, just that it was hard finding a non nude pic of a pron star. really! u go try find 1 pic of a pron star fully dressed, not from the movielah.

i believe most bloggers have read "mas the flying buffet".

if you have not here is a link

http://www.mggpillai.com/top.php3

malaysian will not be shock, angry yes, pissed yes, but never shock, if you are shock you must have been born yesterday. this kind of thing happens all the time in bolehland. that is what malaysia boleh meant. it means in malaysia you can do anything you want with the govt money, because it's the tax payer money, everything also boleh. well then why should we not be 1st in the corruption index, because our ppl here take some and dont take some, the part they take, poof ! david copperfield hilang, the part that is not taken, will be exagerated as a mile stone or malaysia guiness book of record or something like that. fantastico.

(masuk! masuk! belakang ada manyak tempat lagi)

what can we do? just like the ear squat incident, nothing. wtf can we do, allegations ? proof ? this is MAS we are talking abt, just like proton, the country illegimate children, the only ppl that have the power to do all this are the employees, mas have 23,000 staff, thats a lot for a loss making company. union strikes, those kind of shit. actually there is something we can do, and that is through epf. i recond epf rakes in about, hmmp.. lets see, i think epf have abt 10 million members, just say we take a low average of RM300.00 per contribution, thats 3 billion buckaroos per month, a year i should have some 36 billion bolehland ringgit. where does all this money goes? any accountability? who the fuck knows.
i wonder if this is the RM25 meal, give lah nasi lemak, authentic malaysian breakfast, i eat one everyday, goes down well with our teh tarik. cost his RM2 tops. 100% or 200% profit, will not be more than RM10

u guys watch tv3 (yes i watch free channel, i dont have astro at home, i unsubscribe because always REPEAT, so fed-up, at first like not normal, but after 1 1/2 years, biasalah, still got streamyx & ps2 no problem.) there is a show after the 9pm news on monday, its called bersamamu, if you watch it and think of MAS, Proton, TNB 'problem' it just SUCK big time, my big head have no words for this.

recently yoda asked me to check out kenny sia's blog, so i went and check it out, and wah lan neh, a league of his ownlah, must be a kind of local superhero lah. must have his camera attached to his hand or what like god of war (ps2), so many pictures, toilet oso got, some more with instructions! how to kencing properly in kuching. wonder he dont mine i take his picture post here or not? oklah why i sound like that, read too many kenny sia articleslah, all the lah keep on lolling out, wat to do i cina mah. ok ok kenny sia is good, no doubt about it. hope he wins the best asian blog.

the only games i ever finished playing in the ps2 was god of war, mercenaries, and the mother of all game gta san andreas.

between the 3, actually god of war was the best, cause you actually feel like the god of war, with the fantastic blades that are attached to his hands, the power, the slashing and the mofo kickass, are simply awesome. i think this will be my game of the year. GOD OF WAR.

who are this guys ? these guys were the best F1 drivers when i was watching then. those of you that remember, i guess this is the 1985/1986 F1 years. those days they had turbo, as if the cars were not fast enough.
the first guy on the left in all black overall was and still is my F1 champion, this guy had the most no. of pole position ever. even shumi is shy of 1 from him, that is why i guess he has not retired yet. but if you compare over the no. of start and the no. of poles, this guy is way ahead of everyone.
yes this is the legendary aryton senna. this is the only person that won the prestigous monaco grand prix 6 freaking times, he is about the only one that can overtake confidently in monaco, im looking for his dvd on those 1985-1987 F1 races, anyone have them.
second guy on the left is alain prost, senna main rival. he had a F1 team some years back before they called it a day. 3rd guy, nigel mansell, one of the most famous british F1 driver, and a hell of a driver. and the last guy is nelson piquet, the brazilian's son is now racing in A1 as jr.

apparently this guy is in town, not sure how accurate that is, rumours have it he will be in kelantan, so if pas win kelantan which i think is unlikely, then u know who was there. apparently this guy have been touring world circuit (i think) giving speeches on something. i mean if you make a living as a public speaker, you can speak very very very well. funny thing is if he was in malaysia, even for a visit, there is no news of him in any of the main stream newspaper. wonder why ????
my guess is, bn is afraid of this guy. the father of REFORMASI still rocks! HIDUP ANWAR!

sea games, type this under google search, you wont find the sea games you are looking for, what you will find is sea games, games you play at sea, so this in a way describe how big is sea games, very small, since google dont really understand. well today we are looking at the 23rd sea games.

my guess bolehland is very happy with our achievement in the recent games. but i'm not very, why, because once again, our dear country have sideline the overall importance and only focusing on the country's own achievement, philiphines is no. 1, i made an effort to look for a archive of medal tallys of the games but cant seem to find the 2003 games, and the official web site is not there. lets see.

thailand won 9 times, indonesia won also 9 times but they only joined in 1977 (14th), thailand has been there since 1959 (1st), burma now myanmar has won twice, yes two fucking times, small fucking myanmar won two fucking times. as for indonesia 9 out of 14 times is quite a feat. but this time around, after exporting nearly all of their sportsman, they are at no. 4, behind malaysia and just 8 medal ahead of singapore, yes singapore, the tiny republic will declare a holiday if they beat indonesia for the fifth spot.

PHILIPPINES 114 82 91 287
THAILAND 86 79 115 280
VIETNAM 66 64 84 214
MALAYSIA 61 48 61 170
INDONESIA 48 77 86 211
SINGAPORE 40 32 53 125
MYANMAR 16 35 48 99
LAOS 3 4 12 19
BRUNEI 1 2 2 5
CAMBODIA 0 1 9 10
TIMOR LESTE 0 0 3 3

so here is the medal tally as at yesterday

do u notice something amiss here ? vietnam, yes the mofo charlie is in third place when all the while.... shit there goes my topic today, about how in the world vietnam manage to beat malaysia into 3rd spot in the current sea games. just found the site. 2003 sea games winner was non other than vietnam, which was also held in ho chi minh city. fuck.

Vietnam 158 97 91 346
Thailand 90 93 98 281
Indonesia 55 68 98 221
Philippines 48 54 75 177
Malaysia 44 42 59 145
Singapore 30 33 50 113
Myanmar 16 43 50 109
Laos 1 5 15 21
Campuchia 1 5 11 17
Brunei 1 1 8 10
Timor Leste 0 0 0 0

fucking vietnam fuck me. fuck. fuck. fuck.

i heard of the "aku janji" pledge, but never really took a look at it, well here is the famous pledge

AKUJANJI

I, ................... bearing I/C no ................... residing in ............. solemnly declare that I will abide Statutory Bodies (Discipline and Surcharge) 2000 [Act 605] and all instructions issued and enforced by University Utara Malaysia, from time to time throughout my services with University Utara Malaysia. Thus, I solemnly declare, as required under Rule 3, Disciplinary Rules of the Statutory Bodies, that is within the Second Schedule of the Statutory Bodies Act (Discipline and Surcharge) 2000 [Act 605], that I, among others:

(i) will always be loyal to the Yang di-Pertuan Agong, country, government and University Utara Malaysia;

(ii) will always undertake my duties with caution, diligence, honesty, trust and responsibility;

(iii) will not neglect my responsibilities towards Universiti Utara Malaysia for my personal gain;

(iv) will not act in a manner that will cause my personal affairs to be in conflict with my responsibilities towards University Utara Malaysia;

(v) will not act in a manner that would cause reasonable doubt that I had allowed my personal affairs to be in conflict with my responsibilities towards University Utara Malaysia to the point where it affect my position as an officer within University Utara Malaysia.

(vi) will not use my position as a officer within University Utara Malaysia for my personal gain

(vii) will not act in a manner which would bring disrepute to University Utara Malaysia.

(viii) will not bring any form of outside influence or pressure to support or further my demands or other officers involved with or towards University Utara Malaysia; and

(xi) will not disobey or behave in any way that can be interpreted as disobedience.

I wholly understand that if I were charged with breaching this Aku Janji, disciplinary action under the Statutory Bodies (Discipline and Surcharge) 2000 [Act 605] can be taken against me.



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i understand that everyone that works with the govt will have to sign that, i believe this is what they call blind faith, you dont need to understand what is written, what is written is law, you just have to obey it. govt servant, i guess u have no choice, u cannot bite the hand that feeds you. but universities lecturers ? not a good idea. i understand that our um was once not bad, if you have a aunt or uncle or your dad & mummy that graduated from um then, they are pretty good, apparently um then was taught in english, not malay. i dont know which asshole thought it was a good idea to teach in malay. bumiputra rights, yes that is why, the malays were left behind, they cannot understand english, so u know lah, uni teach in malay, well good for them, now the new malays all cannot speak english, if they do, it is bad english, we are not referring to the rock group here, they cant speak, try calling jusco or any corporation that hire a lot of malays, try explaining to them what you want, they dont understand, that day my wife call them up asking about the kids department playground, the person on the other end was like ahh, ohh, ahh, then i told my wife to say it in malay, "taman mainan kanak-kanak di bahagian kanak-kanak" then the person understood.

i guess the govt want law obiding students, i guess pictures of uni students in indonesia on riots scare the shit out of them. it's very subjective, u want the good but u dont want the bad. like a child, when they are young they are super absorbing, as you grow older especially around 20++, that is when your brain kick into overdrive, and you thirst for more knowledge, you want to know more than why, you want to express yourself, show your emotion your self, you want to experiment, you want to fuck, suck, threesome, orgy, all those stuff, you want to knwo and do new stuff, whcih is good and bad. but if there is restriction then all you can produce are pre program robots, which are good for factories, but not for the working professional, all questions dont have the same answer, creativity is required, conmanship is also required.

ok where is all of this going, the american declaration of independence, i read it it was superb, i read it after watching national treasure, in you havent here it is, the bold part as in the movie national treasure, is my favourite, i nearly shed a tear the first time i read it, it had power and ... you read it.

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refuted his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred. to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
— John Hancock