Well it started by watching That 70s Show, which after 20 years still rocks.

I tried watching Cheers, it's just not funny anymore.

They really don't make good sitcoms anymore, I must say, about to give up on watching American sitcom until I watched The Ranch.

This one gets a triple A rating from me, compared to the rest of 30 minutes horse shit that tried to pass off as sitcom. More like Shitcom to me.

It also stars once upon a time to die for The Girl Next Door, Elisha Cuthbert.

The Punisher

I started watching Daredevil, I continued watching cause I wanted to see how he progress into his Daredevil costume, other than running around with his child like cap.

Of course I also like to see Karen getting bone, then Frank appeared, then I started watching The Punisher and stopped watching Daredevil.

In short Daredevil is a little kid with some amateur kung-fu skills and won't kill anyone, he rather beat the bad guys senseless and still risk the chance of getting shot from the back.

The Punisher is THA man. Tak payah cakap banyak, aim shoot, am shoot.

I find the syrup that accompany the Tau Fu Fah somehow needs to to be overwhelming, you know is overwhelming when you finish your Tau Fu Fah and there is like 1/2 cm worth of sugar left. But in the beginning as you start to slurp and eat the Tau Fu Fah, you find your Tau Fu Fah rather tasteless and had wish your Tau Fu Fah  seller had put more syrup in it. Then at the end you end up with more sugar. So if you don't want the extra sugar at the end, then that means you would need less sugar in the beginning and thus make it even more tasteless then when it had the overwhelming sugar.

But strangely this Tau Fu Fah problem only happens when you tapau/takeaway. If you are having it there and fortunate enough to have it serve in a bowl, there is no overwhelming or lack of sugar experience to be had, the first slurp taste as good as the last one.

flags 101

i realised, quite a number of flags actually looks like the flag of another nation.


italy/hungary

serbia/netherlands

poland/monaco

belgium/germany

czech/filipina (ok lah this wan not same)



but these are the best, the scandinavian countries, 1 design, different colour.


sweden/finland

norway/iceland

denmark

There is something about Californication and Weeds.

I watch them again regularly.

Weeds yes, it's an annual event.

But Californication, is different. It's deep and emotional.

Every time you watches it, you feel different.

First time I watched it, I was blown away with all those naked hot ladies.

Second time I watched it, I wanted to be Hank Moody.

Third time, all those muthafukka quotes .

Fourth time I need to get me a Karen, I just do.

Malaysia General Election 2018

This shit has to be documented and made into a film.

The drama before elections, the numbers of Malaysian overseas that came back, the tension, the predictions and the waiting. Ah the waiting in the wee hours of the morning.

On Sunday night prior to Election Wednesday, attended a ceramah.

This part of the ceramah caught my attention.

If by 11pm TV3 have not made the announcement that Barisan Nasional has won, it's good news.

If by 12am TV3 still has not made any announcement, you know and I know it's going to be a very good news.

If by 1am, still TV3 has not made any announcement, ladies and gentlemen i tell you, we have won, kita sudah menang.

But those that stayed up until 5am to watch the final results still knew it wasn't over yet, until the new PM is sworn in. We were sceptical and we were worried of the shit BN will pulled out of their Ass.

An 11am sworn in was delayed until 9.30pm.

Finally at the awaited hour, it happened. Barisan Nasional was finally defeated.

Few quotes that I heard that tickles me during the nomination day to election.

1. The MP that forgotten to bring along her NRIC on nomination day, would had forgotten to bring her Cheebai if it was an attach accessories.

2. We came back "kow kok-kah" in cantoenese which literally translate to "we came back to save the country".

3. On election day while waiting for the school gate to open, an uncle was calling his friend "hei san thong kai ah" in cantoenese translate to wake up and gut the chicken.

salam 1 Malaysia, majulah sukan untuk negara.

Poldark.

The new one not the 1970s.

This is good. Didn't watch the old one.

More British era, 1700s, poor folks eat grass again.

Keep google on standby, this folks don't speak the Queen's very well.

"T'int right, t'int fair, t'int proper."

Mr Selfridge.

I could not help my self, I just needed another shot of British era series.

Not as good, watchable.

Self made man, full of himself, should have sold his adrenaline instead of his dreams.

Made for entertainment the beginnings of Selfridge & Co.

Downton Abbey.

Butlers to Hallboys, Housekeeper to maids.

British Aristocrat post Edwardian era.

The rich don’t work the poor eats grass.

Michelle Dockery also in Good Behavior.

Californication is House.

Hank is House and Wilson is Karen.

The chemistry, the love hate, the bond, its all there.

They both actually dressed alike, dark blue jeans and black T-shirt.

And Warren Zevon.

everybody lies madafaka.

The Graham Norton Show.

British talk show. Open bar and tiu nia ma all you like. Its a party not a talkshow.

Suggested episode, S14E18, S12E10 second part.

The Newsroom.

Imagine Dr Gregory House as a news anchor. He just tells the news as it is, fuck the ratings and fuck the advertisers.

I guess what i want to write about basically is about all the tv shows i have seen and write a 1 liner description.

Becca : father can i ask you something
Hank : daughter
Becca : can i ask you something
Hank : anything my love
Becca : why is there a naked lady in your bedroom
Hank : you wait right there ok
Becca : there is no hair on her vagina, do you think she is ok ?
Hank : I'll check

Californication - Hank stick his dick in anything that moves but still loves his wife/ex-wife. Really ? Well it appear so but deep down its all about a shitty father, a confuse wife and a kick ass daughter.

Thats my 2 liner. 

7 seasons 12 episodes

I felt empty for a moment when I watched the ending of the last episode of House MD.

Felt a void in my life as the sarcastic genius lonely Doctor rode off into the sunset with fellow accomplice Dr Wilson.

Interesting enough fellow Aussie Dr Chase is now a fireman in Chicago Fire.

Pretty blond Missy Cameron is now a fairy tale heroin fighting off villains from a rojak of characters from Grimm to Hans Christian Anderson to if you can think of it they are there........eventually.

Even Wilson played a few episodes in the Sci-Fi alien whooping show giving Walking Dead a run for their episodes, Falling Skies.

But nadda for the Dr himself, I always felt he would fit well in 24, playing opposite Mr tight ass Jack Bauer. Haunting Jack with his sarcastic remarks while being wrestle to the floor resisting Jack trying to shaft a towel into his mouth.

Not a great fan of Kevin Costner.

But Draft Day, well that is different.

Reminds me of Michael Keaton in The Paper (1994).

These kind of shows are not action pack but the events of a single day, the decision they made in the morning, changes by mid afternoon and by deadline time always that gut feeling deep in you squeezing your balls telling you that's it. I love this kind of rush-rush shows with humanity thrown in.

I swear this must be the original script for Godzilla, else why cast Bryan Cranston.

Godzilla had some ED issues so he went to see Heisenberg, since he heard Heisenberg had the purest blue stuff.

He got a ton from Heisenberg, swallowed it with a few hundred gallons of vodka and went knocking on the female MUTO doors. 

MUTO was there lying all prickly and Godzilla just couldn't get his tail up.

MUTO all ready for Godzilla giant Cockzilla, now disappointed high tail to the nearest uranium bar where she met fly boy MUTO as well.

They got rocking, the earth start shaking, Godzilla pissed as hell, the rest you can see from the movie.

Breaking Bad.

Breaking Bad is one of those slow motion show you cannot tahan.

And the characters take god damn long to grow into you.

The show starts, you fucking hate Walter, cause he is a pussy and that gets you wtf.

Then Jesse, wtf is wrong with you man, can't you be a little calm ??????

First time i started watching it after 2 episodes I can't take it anymore. all the Walter pussy and Jesse wtf just pisses me off.

Then 5 years gone by, you read in the news that Breaking Bad won some awards, wtf, seriously.

So i sat down again, took a deep breath, suffer through a few episodes, then I see, Walter grew some balls and became Heisenberg a kick ass mother fucker, well Jesse is still Jesse. But he grows on you now.

But do watch the behind the scenes, for a dark serious show, the behind the scene is so fucking hilarious. As Walter have to put his cancer face on, behind the scene is like tahan the cancer face until CUT!.

Weeds,

If I had a all time top 10 or top 5 list, Weeds would be there.

A family that grow and sell weed and the shit that goes along with it.

Black comedy, a heroine and fucking, shit load of fucking physical or abusive.

8 season altogether, but the episodes are as fuck up as the characters in the show, no fucking clue, first season was 10, second was 12, 3rd like 13 etc etc etc.

watch it you won't regret it.

Ahh TV series, what would you do without them.

In this hell hole that we live in, TV series give us some hope and a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, a temporarily escape from our everyday mundane life into a reality that was once what we were but now lost in the 21st Century fast pace living, where everything is me me me and me again.

FNL. Friday Night Lights, the movie that became a TV Series, the TV Series above all other TV Series. The only show on this planet that can make a grown up man cry, cry like bloody baby crying.

The show is very good at capturing moments from different angle, capturing the expression, the kind of expression that we can relate to, because we have been there and we know the feeling, that sad/angry/happy feeling. 

Unlike most show now, this show catch you from the very first episode, as the build up to the very first game, you can feel the tension, and the show knows exactly how to bring that tense feeling a notch every single minute, up to the start of the game and BAM, shit happens. 

Its just like life, we plan and plan, we budget, we save and BAM shit happens.

And of course the best quote from the show, "Give all of us gathered here tonight the strength to remember that life is so very fragile. We are all vulnerable, and we will all, at some point in our lives... fall. We will all fall. We must carry this in our hearts... that what we have is special. That it can be taken from us, and when it is taken from us, we will be tested. We will be tested to our very souls. We will now all be tested. It is these times, it is this pain, that allows us to look inside ourselves."

Well this is how Coach Taylor looks like for the entire 5 season of the show

Five years since I last scribble something here.

A lot has change, 2008 was disappointing, 2013 was not convincing, 2014 looks very personal agenda, I have no intention to continue voting in any future elections.

Just like how I mentioned in my last post 5 years ago, "the rebels overthrow those in power, but in the end , the new regime becomes just like the old one"

I think I will start scribbling things I like to do most, cooking and watching TV.

At least my tummy is full and there are always happy ending.