Thursday, October 11, 2007

Jack Bauer for the Malaysian Prime Minister post

Having just finish watching 24 season 5, I like most normal start to think that Jack Bauer is fucking indestructible.

Having thought of that, I have decided to google for Jack Bauer and lookey lookey what do we have ? 1000s of facts about Jack Bauer that will definitely leave you rolling on the floor laughing your ass off. But if you are a muslim extremist or a menj wannabe for instance, then I would suggest you skip this site else I can't guarantee you be having a great Raya.

These are some of facts that you will see there.

- If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".

- Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.

- Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."

- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

- If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.

- ...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."

- Jack Bauer often stands in front of his microwave and yells "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME" while waiting for his Top Ramen to cook..

- When Santa Claus asked Jack Bauer what he wanted for Christmas, he snapped his neck. No one interrogates Jack Bauer and gets away with it.

- Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.

- Jack Bauer arrested RoboCop. Think about that. (In Season 5, Christopher Henderson was played by Peter Weller, Peter Weller played Robocop)
- When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

And the list goes on and on and on, I've been reading up to 1,200++ and it has not ended yet.

I sure would like to add 1 in there, - After Jack Bauer reads menj.......

1 comment:

Yodaddy said...

should i add this - Jack Bauer beats up ducky, for even suggesting he takes up a prime minister's post.