i have been reading a couple of blogs and comments on this whole cerita balai polis thing. its a bloody shame that as usual, the highest authority always play dumb, never admitting the fault but always the blame, bacause of this and that, i read one comment that said this reminded the person of "a few good men" when the seniors did code red on some junior, its not a sop but a unwritten sop. same thing here stripping and made fun off the unwritten sop of the pdrm.

you guys remember the quotes from that movie, lets play around a bit

peguam negara: saya ada disini, prosedur pdrm untuk mengintorigate tahanan orang china, tolong buka muka surat dimana oranag tahanan diminta membogel diri dan buat tuk ketampi.
cik polis: oh, encik tidak akan menjumpainya di prosedur tersebut, kami di petaling ja.
peguam negara: saya ada juga prosedur pdrm untuk mengintorigate tahanan orang china cawangan petaling jaya. cuba buka muka surat tersebut saya rasa awak akan jumpa nya disitu.
cik polis: awak tak akan jumpanya disitu juga.
peguam negara: cik polis ingin mengatakan bahawa tiada prosedur tertulis untuk meminta orang tahanan dibogelkan ?
cik polis: tidak tuan, tiada buka prosedur.
peguam negara: tiada soalan lagi
karpal singh: cuba cik polis buka muka surat dalam prosedur ini untuk pergi ke kantin makan.
cik polis: itu pun tidak ada dalam prosedur.
karpal singh: habis u tak makan ke tiap-tiap hari?
cik polis:tidak tuan, saya makan 3 kali sehari
karpal singh: habis kalau panduan ke kantin tidak ada didalam buku prosedur, macam mana awak tahu dimana kantin?
cik polis: saya ikut orang aje.
karpal singh: tiada soalan lagi.

GOTCHA, now this has finally happen, someone has finally caught the pdrm on film, i was actually thinking of how to set the pdrm up, well i think someone beat me to it, my guess, there in two conclusion to this, 1st it was a set up with "insiders", ppl who knew what would happen under police custody for certain ppl. why a set up ? the person who took the footage, knew exactly where the incident took place, and then the victim actually turn around, well this theory no. 1, but i would rather go with theory no. 2, which i think the pdrm would definetely deny till their tomb stone, because of the same theory, that the person who took the footage knew exactly where to take it, it had to be a inside job. yes it was one of their one ppl. no doubt, why not, not all cops are bad, unfortunately we seem to want to see only what we want to see, in every establishment there is always a certain amount of goodness where evil lurks, i believe this is what we call a balance, maybe a new recruit, someone who have been having nightmares of the evil of their doings in the station, or just a handful of pdrm that are very proud to be K.L. finest, "to protect and to serve" and it had to be job done not by one but a handful, one have to shhot the footage, and a couple need to look out. we just hope more footage come rolling out as days go by, just hope uncle ho dont make it into a short story kinda thing.

BUT as usual, all this hoo ha will disappear after a while, and every thing goes back to normal, why because we are malaysian, we are the nation of tidak apa, i guess the malaysian have not recorded our tidak apa ness to be recorded in the malaysian guiness book of record for taking the most bs and swallowing it, i guess in another not so nice words we are cum eaters. yes we eat cum, cause we swallow every bs they give to us, yes of cause we struggle first, cause cum stinks, but eventually we got use to it, and naturally, swallowing cum is normal!

how much cum have we swallow, lets see, the kenny ong incident, is shopping complexes parking any better now, how about those cctv, deparayacnyx'mas highway accident, that singh lawyer that shot a despatch rider, only in bolehland can that lawyer won his case, road bully can u believe it, the despatch rider wass bullying the lawyer who apparently had a MOFO GUN. wow!, AP case, rafidah? how about billions of dollars wasted in building computers classes, mas saved by the govt, that mentri besar case in australia bring a shit load of money into the country, recently those 3 chinese immigrants who were also strip. samy vellu's kepong highway, shoddy developers, that masjid india case on dbkl building unwanted structures near a mosque, and the selling of lots by the igp son, any manay more, being a tidak apa citizen i also have swallow cum and forgotten some as well.

so now what should we do ? given the same scenario in a develop country, where authorities invloved or incharged will resign from their post or commit suicide, public demand a public apology, ppl go on strike, police stations are full of ppl outside protesting.

i think wat the pdrm did all this while, have to stop, who is going to stop them, we are, we are the only ppl that can stop them, the govt are no better than them, those mca, mic & gerakan buggers better coem to their senses, if u are not with us u are against us, this should be our motto, its old but its a classic. protest is what we should do, the amount of ppl, a million should abt do it, should we start at one point ? no around the country, that way, we are more mobile, target ? meet at the dataran merdeka. why ? because its a historical place, and what we are doing is going to be historical, largest illegal gathering ever in malaysia, we need uncle lim support that is for sure, uncle lim have to advise us what to do, we dont want to break as much law as possible, we are not stirring up a fight, we are protesting, so pls leave yer ak47, m16, rocket launcer, sidewinders, patriot missiles, rambo kit, parang, clever, baseball bat, tongkat and all that stuff, u want to bring a weapon, bring a bottle of water, cause we be shouting and we need to drink, maybe some local water company can sponsor us, oh also no molokov cocktail, ok! peaceful demonstration with a million ppl, why a million if nobody back down, they cant fit a miilion ppl in the prison nor the police station, when u have the numbers u have the power.

so what is bolehland cum swallowers going to do, i leave it to you, anyway i'm oso i cum swallower. but i no longer want to, how abt u ? it is time to spit.

lets not do this alone and die alone

lego church, who would had though of that, church is the last place any normal person would like to step his foot into. some time ago, my uncle keith suggested, why dont we build the petronas twin tower, we can write to lego and ask them , maybe the'll agree, i think someone did that later on, did they? actually twin tower wont be as glamorous as a rumah kampung, an entire rumah kampung of all kind of design, that would be a star attraction in malaysia, complete with the orang iban long houses, now thats authentic malaysian art.

last night i saw my bro in law playing some old arcade games, brought back some fond memories of yesteryears arcade game, not packman, or those ancient shit, ok. street figher (sf) kind of era, sf 2 era, me and my partner in blow em up then TAT, we played, raiden, raiden 2 was hard, 1945 and 1944 midawy or something like that, sky soldiers, final fight, robocop, cabal (i think), two guys on a bike with attachble side guns (cant remember that game), somekind of rambo game i think its call akira, yes i checked the net CABAL is correct. hell there were plenty. but sf1 is the only one i think that made it through all the while. they had a sf movie with van damme, kylie minogue, i think hong kong ahd something like that as well. but which character was our fav, had to be ken & ryu, guile maybe. why we like them ? who dont like, "a ryu kee" "a ryu kee" "wat cha cha cha" how bout "tiger, tiger, tiger upper cut"

i believe some of of us than wanted to screw chunli, much as she was only a animated character, well how about lara croft?
i think a mix quote of sf2 & yoda (as usual) might be fun, but tough. interesting, maybe i'll tonight

the original cast of sf2 before the add in their names, lets try to remember them, ryu, honda, blanka, guile, balrog, venga, ken, chunli, russian guy, indian guy, sagat and of course mr. raul julia himself give it for bison, yes indian guy dalsim, gentlemen start your engine !

today i wanted to talk about denial, but i changed my mind, cause suddenly i thought of the word fuck and mother fucker, and the first thing that reminded me of that is.. not the mofo charlie in vietnam, is not that mofo that double park, its not that mofo that talk oh the hp during a movie, its THE ORIGINAL KINGS OF COMEDY if u have not watch this film go get it, if u love hearing the word fuck & mofo being mentioned 90% of the time i a show go get it, if u love to swear, go get it, if u love black ppl comedy, go the fuck get it, im thinking of getting the ori, but icant find one, my 2 vcd copies are cinema copies complimentary of uncle Ho. u got 4 world class black comedy, we are not talking about old man bill cosby, ok, this are kick ass american african that loves to swear, its like second nature to them, every fucking sentence is a fucking word, lets see if i can find some quotes from the net, u are lucky today, i used a good 20 minutes, but i found what i wanted, this my friend should be a classic, like dirty harry's make my day punk.
"I'm gonna break down what the word 'mathaFacka' actually means. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word 'mathaFacka,' 'cause the word 'mathaFacka' is a noun. It describes a person, place or thing. It's just expression. You might see three or four brothers together. You might hear the word 'mathaFacka' 32 times. And you might hear just two regular English words. But the conversation makes sense like a mathaFacka. Everybody can understand it. Don't be afraid of the word 'mathaFacka.' I'm gonna break it down to you. If you out there this afternoon and you see about three or four brothers talkin, you might hear a conversation, and it go like this:

'You seen that mathaFackin Bobby?

That mathaFacka owe me 35 mathaFackin dollars.
He told me he gonna pay my mathaFackin money last
mathaFackin week. I ain't seen this mathaFacka yet.

I'm not gonna chase this mathaFacka for my 35
mathaFackin dollars. I called the mathaFacka four
mathaFackin times, but the mathaFacka won't call me
back. I called his mama the other mathaFackin day.

She gonna play like the mathaFacka weren't in.
I started to cuss her mathaFackin ass out, but I
didn't want no mathaFackin trouble.

But I'll tell you one mathaFackin thing.

The next mathaFackin time I see this mathaFacka,
and he ain't got my mathaFackin money, I'm gonna bust
his mathaFackin head!'

aint that mathafacking great! i'm out of here mofo.

whoa, second post in a day, this is rare, my big head is pumping real hard. why no header, or title ? why ? with a title u have to plan what is today topic, u try not to go out of topic, why restrict yourselve, imagine, astro sent you a letter that states outstanding payments, best guess the reading stops there, imagine same situation, but no header, so u have to read on to figure out what it is. a title feels formal, like u know what shit to expect, no title means anything goes, well anything goes here, as much as my big head permits.

got a thought eating lunch today, nga, (national geography ..), the nga is like a playboy magazine to the animals, really, the mag is full of pictures of animals, trees, landscape and humans too. so the animals are hmm ..naked, trees and landscape represents exotic or interesting places to visit and the humans, hmm.. destroyer or preserver of their habitats. check this out. pls use yer imagination.





have been reading my old post, wow i sure kick some serious ass, that was fun, yeah! did not know i could be so creative. i feel the need, the need for speed. well we cannot be in the present without having a past, to dwell in the past is not that good but to make the past into present is mind blowing. having grown up in the eras where tom cruise film's makes us wants to be a cocktail bar tender so we can screw all the horny girls, and shake the freaking cocktail, "shake it to the left, shake it to the right, u do that shakey shakey twist" or "addicted to love" and of course the film that make every reason to get a home theatre system TOPGUN, noted all in caps. my i dont think anyone who is a teen at that time did not watch topgun, everybody wanted to join the rmaf after form five, but soon realised u need to be of certain color and of certain religion, and of course for we yellow ppl, score high marks in our matematik tambahan. i failed my add maths, because i cant make sense out of it, till today i havent use any add maths logic to solve any problems today. add maths then in our class was like a magic show. the teacher put up an equation on the board everybody stare at it like it was some kinda of foreign object, and alakazamp, tadaa, an equally mind bogling answer appeared before our very eyes, as we stare at the board with big wide eyes as if marion of 8tv has dropped her top! marion of 8tv wow she is hot, but what is with the funny hairdo and clothes, wear lah something hot. imagine she is hot not very anything hot.
astonish with the matematik tambahan magician









i like jerry bruckheimer films, who is jerry? this is jerry





ring any bells, yes that csi fellow and amazing race. his best movie i think is topgun, days of thunder, the rock, conair, badboys & armageddon. 2 post a day i'll call it a day, or should i.
this is a quote from bad boys 1.
Marcuss(Martin Lawrence) : Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
Mike (Will Smith : I don't have one.
Marcuss :What the fuck w'you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Mike :It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
Marcuss:You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.
We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. end

Lets start new, my previous blogs are , hmm something strange, it’s a kinda of a story that kinda tell something of certain ppl, but are no longer entertaining anymore neither can we come out with such ideas, research for pic & phrases.

Why not then start a new blog ? why should I ? everyone has a past, a history, a description, something that they did sometime ago, there is no need to be a shame of our past, some actions we chose for the wrong reason, some actions are beyond our control, but somehow we overcame it or it overcame us, it was a lesson, a painful lesson maybe, a useful lesson, nevertheless, a lesson has been learnt, this is where this blog is heading to, just like any other blogs, life as we see it, no body have to agree with what I write, what I write is my opinion, my point of view, how I judge thing, should u then judge me by my opinion then, its up to you, this are just my thoughts in writing, I cant really transfer all my thoughts into writing, but I wish I could, but i am not a writer, somethings appear in my mind as an emotion, a gesture, a picture, a dream, a thought, memories, whatever I can translate from my brain to my hands I will, else it will be a thought in my head.

Lets see how far can I go with this blog this time.


this is the nation pride to a certain ppl only, actually our only former pm that is still alive today! yes our first proton saga is seated in our national musuem, 1985, that was the year they made that car, so now is 2005, that makes the car 20 years old, i think the car was in there since sometime ago, dont know when, but i sure tells alot of things, the original proton dont last for 20 years or so, my mother's morris minor is still chuging along in taiping, why is the proton in the museum, well remember the lat comic, on our former pm driving on and on and on, on the penang bridge? well it cant take that many u-turns either, nor the penang sea breeze, have rusted all the rustable parts, future protons were all not allowed to be launch in penang neither do current pm are allowed to make 1001 u-turns & giving the thumbs up.

have you ever thought how in a world did we become what we are today, i mean the way we drive, eat, park our car (double park, triple park), being rude, just plain ass hole, how, in between which years did we suddenly transform from being nice to ugly. its like when we are at home we are like sweet angels then all of the sudden, we leave the house, we are like "mr. maggi please dont make me angry u know u dont like me when i'm angry" but i guess it went something like that compare to that from like 1979?"wtf, mofo dont fuck with me, i'll fuck u up" yes things change ppl change, i think it is circumstances change, the world change, in order to fit into society, we need to think like one, act like one, just to fit in, else we are consider weirdo. weird dont u think, living up to the world standard as to what is right and what is wrong, not what we think is actually right from our point of view, or our point of view does not matter, i think its branding, nike was michael jordan then, u want to be a-class nba player, wear nike, who said bata or fung keong cant do just the same, did we try, did we even dare to try, u imagine joining those street basketball challange and sudenlly these dude shows up with a bata shoe, well maybe some do i dont know, i could be out dated, i'm after all 32 and married with children.

going back to the proton story, nearly all of us own a proton, because it is cheaper than something else, it seats 5 comfortably anyway, and it is fast and for some even faster, i mean if u are one fo those ppl that have exhaust the size of pamela anderson boobs, think for a while ok, that proton of our dont have any benchmark setup against, if it were to go through a test crash, i have very little imagine, (actually there was a test crash for waja in uk, if u search the net u can find it there, had some good reviews, but knowing proton, they would send a one of a kind proton gold plated, mini fridge, thingy, just to show malaysia boleh spirit. anyway, our regular proton already smashes up pretty badly at standard fittings speed, and yer fellows with upgraded spec, do your own maths, i had wanted to boost the hp once a time ago, but decide not to after considering how fragile the car is, u can actually dent the car by rubbing very hard with a cloth! yes owning a proton, its bad that we are force to but local cars because of the price, but to endure the low qualityness and for 20 years! i'm already eyeing on the toyota avanza, as my next car, proton is not even a thought in mind anymore. the least proton could do was give us a lot of their share just to show some appreciation, or petrol vouchers, what do we get, shit load, when u take your proton for service and u say that one not working, this one rosak, what is the felar going to say, aiyah, proton like that one mah, dont want get a toyota lah. why he said like that, coz the bugger drives a toyota oso. come on if yer own co. mechanic dont even drive the company models, it say a lot of thing dont, you think ? maybe someone should do a survey and find out how many proton employees actually drive a proton, especially the fucking chairman, md, directors.

shit this is a long blog, guess i have a lot of thoughts in my mind, that makes me a big head.