I swear this must be the original script for Godzilla, else why cast Bryan Cranston.

Godzilla had some ED issues so he went to see Heisenberg, since he heard Heisenberg had the purest blue stuff.

He got a ton from Heisenberg, swallowed it with a few hundred gallons of vodka and went knocking on the female MUTO doors. 

MUTO was there lying all prickly and Godzilla just couldn't get his tail up.

MUTO all ready for Godzilla giant Cockzilla, now disappointed high tail to the nearest uranium bar where she met fly boy MUTO as well.

They got rocking, the earth start shaking, Godzilla pissed as hell, the rest you can see from the movie.

Breaking Bad.

Breaking Bad is one of those slow motion show you cannot tahan.

And the characters take god damn long to grow into you.

The show starts, you fucking hate Walter, cause he is a pussy and that gets you wtf.

Then Jesse, wtf is wrong with you man, can't you be a little calm ??????

First time i started watching it after 2 episodes I can't take it anymore. all the Walter pussy and Jesse wtf just pisses me off.

Then 5 years gone by, you read in the news that Breaking Bad won some awards, wtf, seriously.

So i sat down again, took a deep breath, suffer through a few episodes, then I see, Walter grew some balls and became Heisenberg a kick ass mother fucker, well Jesse is still Jesse. But he grows on you now.

But do watch the behind the scenes, for a dark serious show, the behind the scene is so fucking hilarious. As Walter have to put his cancer face on, behind the scene is like tahan the cancer face until CUT!.